Posted on March 1, 2023
Talking About My Amazing Poetry Session At The Hackney Empire
So, a few weeks ago, I went to The Hackney Empire for another session / course, this time it was a poetry session. I’ve been wanting to talk about this for a while now. I’ve been talking about my play writing course I did a little while ago but this one’s a bit different . This one was just a one off session, I think they wanted to get some feed back from us, whether they should actually turn it into an actual course . I actually really loved it. There were only five or six of us there so it was easier to get to know everyone . The session was really interesting in itself, I picked up some new poetry writing techniques that I didn’t even know before . Everyone was really lovely, I made some new friends . We were all just sharing our snacks.
We got to go out for a little break, so I went out and I hung out with my friends. Me and him, we were just chatting and I was reading some of my demented poems to him, people were walking past and thinking ” what on earth ”. I’ve written all these poems about bloody jungles and I have figured that most of my poems are about people who absolutely despise one another and they’re stuck in a jungle (I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here) for weeks on end, and apparently, I can write hundreds of them without fail . But yeah, he was sitting there laughing his head off. Bless him but he was being a supportive friend. It was a lovely day, the sun was out, we were all just enjoying the sunshine, why not ?, it was such a nice day, why would you stay indoors when it’s such a nice day outside, but yeah no it was amazing . I feel like I might have been driving him mad the whole time but that’s just what you have to put up with. If you’re my friend, you’re going to have to let me riddle you with demented poetry or I would tell you some of my demented stories, I love being a storyteller, I know all the good, interesting stories .
Me and one of my other friends had some very interesting conversations . We had a very creative conversation . She was talking to me about what stuff she was studying in her third year, she studied film and she came from a very creative family, she was just really interesting . It felt good talking to someone who was really creative and actually had something interesting to say. That was one of the most coolest conversations ever, we were literally talking about pop culture throughout the whole session. Then we were talking about Kate Bush. My helper was wondering what we were even talking about. I have no idea why we were talking about Kate Bush during a poetry session. I mean, it did have some kind of relevancy because when Kate Bush was younger, she used to write poetry so it’s not like it wasn’t relevant, there’s a reason. A few weeks ago, I introduced her to Sparks and I don’t even know if she’s listened to it yet, I sent her this Spotify playlist so I’m just waiting for her response and I’m going to find out what she thinks. I sent her two pictures of them, there were photos of the Sparks brothers, both from different decades, when they first started in the 70s all the way up until the present day and she said that Russel reminded her of a mix between Andy Warhol and Benedict Cumberbatch and it was so funny . But yeah no, we get on really well with each other, we’re both really creative so we have a lot in common . We were both on the creative spectrum.
We also did some warm ups and we played some games to just freshen up our minds before writing . We did some free writing . Free writing was something I did a lot of, especially at the Hackney Empire Writers Room. Free Writing is basically just a writing exercise to help you to get in the groove of writing . So you just write and write as much as you can, without there actually being an idea, you can write the same word all over and over again if you want to, that’s just what you do. All my free writes are demented, At the Hackney Empire Writers Room, I did a free write about being stuck in a car traffic jam and suddenly, Pierce Brosnan drives past in a car, singing the bloody first verse to Mamma Mia, then he gets out of the car and starts dancing and then cats are running in the streets and all hell breaks loose. That’s pretty much what I came up with. I have no idea how I even came up with that, I guess it just shows you what was going on in my head at the time.
My free write} { Warning, this free write contains strong language} Enjoy
I was awaken from my slumber by this strange man singing and shouting outside of my house. I had no idea who this man was until I realised it was David Tennant, what the bloody hell is he doing outside my house?. The next thing you’re gonna tell me is that he used to be a priest. I couldn’t hear the normal sounds of nature, like birds. All I could hear was ” KILLING ME SOFTLY with his song !!!” god I think I might be going mad. I would contact my therapist but he’s a busy man. Also he says he’s been experiencing the exact same thing, maybe I’m not so mad after all. Honestly, who the fuck brought him here, screaming like a bloody bird. Honestly, can you be a bit quicker? . Why not?
” Because, I’m a fucking vicar !!!!”
So that’s what I wrote, a very ensemble piece. Yeah, I honestly don’t even know what I was thinking. These are just the things that are running through my mind every single day. That priest bit was quite ironic because if you think about it, David did play a priest in Inside Man, I think that’s where I got it from. Yeah no, this has to be one of the most demented pieces I’ve ever written. The fact that it came out during the poetry session just says a lot . Whenever someone tells me to do a free write, it’s garanteed to be demented, no doubt .
I really loved this poetry session, it’s called The Taste Of Poetry if any of you are wondering what it’s called . I made some new friends, I learned a variety of different poetry techniques, it was just absolutely amazing .
Me and my friend were also talking about what plans we had for our future, what we were thinking of doing. There was a sheet of paper with all these options of what you can get a chance to do. We stumbled across a thing called Show Case, so basically, you do this nine month course and then at the end of the year, you either get to go up on stage and perform your piece or you can get someone else to do it, but if you do want to do it yourself, then you can do this course where over time, you can do your own performances and you will be used to being in front of large audiences even if you haven’t done it before. This sounds really cool, I’d love to give it a go. I can’t do these sorts of things because I have much confidence and I don’t even think I have what it takes, I stutter a little bit as well so that doesn’t help. If I didn’t have any of these problems, I would drop everything and I would do it in a heartbeat . If I could get over it and not be anxious or shy about large gatherings and reading my own pieces of work in front of loads of people, then I’ll be doing it all the time, the fear won’t be there anymore because I have this mind set where I’m like ” Oh okay, well if I did this then I can do this ”. So yeah, I love that there are so many opportunities for young people, especially in theatre. So yeah, I’ve got a lot to look forward to in the future, it’s all so exciting .
This poetry session was so fun. That’s just what I love about these kinds of things, like meeting new people, making friends, learning new things, and just having fun. What I love about being an artist is that when doing this, you can truly be yourself without someone slandering you for it, you can just be you . Me and my friend were talking about how with being a creative person, you can create something really magical and you get to create that world with all these amazing characters, you’re going on a journey with them and the actors get to be fully immersed in that world. Then she said ” artists don’t have to worry about messing up but the actors do if they’re not giving the directors what they want ”
Thank you so much for reading this post, I hope you all liked it. I’ve got so much more to talk about but I feel like if I kept talking then I’d just be rambling on so I’ll just keep it short. I hope you all have a lovely day, love you guys.
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Posted on February 27, 2023
My Amazing Night At The Hackney Empire
Okay, I think it’s about time I finally talked about this. So as you all know, a few months ago, I took part in a writing course at The Hackney Empire, I did a post on that a little while ago, just talking about my experience, what it was like being there and taking part and what I got to do, if you haven’t already checked it out, check it out because it’s been up there for a while now. A few weeks ago, I got to go back and join all the other young writers and we got to see our plays come to life.
Real professional actors did like a table read and they acted it out. It was so cool. At first, I was a bit nervous to see how they would interpret my script but in the end, they did it perfectly . The atmosphere in that room was incredible, everyone was laughing they were applauding me, it was so surreal. They loved my play, everyone really loved the story, the characters, the jokes, it was so amazing . They only did one draft, it was Act 2 but it’s still great . Everyone loved it, everyone in the audience were laughing, even the actors were cracking up and they weren’t supposed to laugh, it was so funny . All of the plays were so good! It was so entertaining seeing all of the different kinds of plays being performed. They were great!!!
I remember a few minutes after the event finished when they called us all up to the front to get our certificates, when I went to get mine. it was so overwhelming, I didn’t think they would like it that much, I thought no one would find it funny but they all did. A few minutes later, I remember talking to a bunch of my friends and then suddenly, one of the actors came up to me, I think he was the actor who played Johnny, which was a character in my play about the band and he came up to me and he was like ”I love your play, I really enjoyed being a part of it!” and then he was like ” How do you even come up with something like that ?, like where do you get these ideas from?” and I told him that I watch a lot of comedy and sitcoms, I just love stuff from the 80s ” and he was like ” Yeah me too, I love the 80s ”, he was so lovely . He was also telling me how he wanted this role, by the time he saw this character and he was reading some of his lines, he was like ” I need to be Johnny, I want to be Johnny ”. So that’s so cool. I wasn’t expecting any of the actors to say anything, so that was really cool.
It just felt amazing . Sometimes, it feels good to be appreciated, it feels good to be a part of something . This was the best night of my life. We had two other tickets so I was allowed to bring my mum and dad along with me. They’re so proud. Apart from smashed wine glasses below our seats, we all had a wonderful time. I have some wonderful memories, I made some great friends, we still talk to each other from time to time. Me and my friend are still talking about The Breakfast Club and David Tennant so it’s all good.
That night, we had some incredible moments. We had the chance to go back stage, it was so magical. I remember when the event ended and we were all just catching up and congratulating one another, I was talking to my tutor, she’s amazing, her name is Ellie . We used to joke around with each other. I was obsessed with Broadchurch at that time and so every time I saw her, I would go ” Miller !!!!! ”, it was so funny, I would just go full Di Alec Hardy mode . Then I’d go around, pretending that I’m Malcom Tucker from The Thick Of It!!!
I’d love to do comedy when I grow up .
So yeah, it was just the best night ever, I know that I’m going to have many great moments in my life but you can’t top this. My goals for the future is to finish off my play and send it to Bafta and channel four and some tv companies, so it’s all very exciting .
The actors were amazing too. They really know what they’re doing, that’s some skill right there, I’m not even joking, it’s really cool to see how they do it, it takes pure focus to do something like that, I could never do that . I wish them the very best in life, I know that they’re all going to go on to pursue great things, I’ll keep an eye out for any rising stars, they’ve got big futures ahead of them, they’re so down to earth and so talented and I wish them all the best. I also wish all the writers the very best, we’ve come so far, I know we’re on the right track, I was so amazed by everyone . I feel like this is the only time in my life where I don’t compare myself to others. I compare myself to loads of youngsters without even realising it and sometimes I get down about those young teenagers my age who are so gifted and talented and I want to be like them so I shy away from my abilities and talents, I just can’t help it sometimes .
But that night, I didn’t even do it once, I was focused on my art and my future and how proud I was of myself and not once was I comparing myself to others . Okay lets be honest, I was a bit jealous of the actors because they were amazing and so cool!!!.
Thank you so much for reading my post, I hope you get a little idea of what the night was like, it was the best night ever, so much fun, I’ll definetely be treasuring this memory forever, it makes me excited for the future. I hope you all have a lovely day, love you guys
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{ And yes I had to choose a gif of Reece Shearsmith, I just love him, so for all you Inside no 9 fans like me, here you are}
Posted on February 27, 2023
50 Visions Of Kate Bush
A few months ago, I read a book called 50 Visions Of Kate Bush. This is a book about Kate bush, obviously like no shit, but you can get an insight from those who knew her. This book was written by a guy called Tom Doyle. If I remember correctly, he met her face to face, I think he went to her house and interviewed her and just had a lovely chat. It’s really decent because it’s written by someone who has met her and they’re not just making up fake stories about that famous person, so that’s good.
I really loved this book, it was such a good read. I ate this book up within like two weeks, I really really loved it. I just love Kate Bush, I’ve got so much respect for her and even more now since I read the book. I found her story so interesting, she’s just so amazing, she doesn’t get enough appreciation, she’s awesome . She’s just so gracious and she’s got class.



She’s a real artist, she’s not this fame, popularity hungry mad woman, she’s a real artist. I respect her a lot for remaining anonymous, she made a decision to stay out of the media and I respect her for that. Fame can really effect people, fame can take a massive toll on you, no matter who you are, fame can eat you up, especially the indestury, it can chew you up and spit you out. I think it’s great that she chose to live a normal life in the midst of all this music success, she has my respect . I find all that really interesting, she hated the idea of fame, she just wanted to make her music and be with her son and lead a life of privacy which is really the best you can do.
This book also dives into her upbringing and where she grew up, it also talks about her influences and where all this music stuff started. It all started at such a young age. It’s really cool to see that she had this amazing talent at a young age. I find it really inspiring because I’m very similar to her in a way. Like, I’m creative, I’m artistic, I hated going to school, I didn’t follow the herd, I always did my own thing. Reading that chapter in the book seemed too familiar to me, I was going through the exact same thing. We were both creative, we hated school, we both felt like a fish out of the water, we all felt like we didn’t belong .






So yeah, I look at it as a blessing because I realised that it’s not a bad thing after all, it’s actually better if you do stand out. When you go to school, they turn you into clones of all the other students, they don’t like that you’re unique, they hate that, so I think you should just be yourself, go your own way. I think it’s really cool that me and Kate have so much in common.









Not only do I love her music but I also respect her as a person. She just seems so chilled and normal. I don’t like how the media portrays her as this goddess like it’s just ridicoulous. Underneath all those eccentric theatrics is a normal human being, even she got fed up with seeing those headlines, I don’t blame her.






The Man With The Child In His Eyes is one of my favourite songs, it’s so beautiful. Every time I listen to it, it just reminds of Alan Partridge, haha, that’s all I think of, what a piss take, haha, but yeah no I love it, love Alan Partridge, love Kate Bush.
But yeah no, I really loved this book. I got it for Christmas . I’m just discovering that I’m a bit of a book worm, I love reading . I have all these biographies. Most of them are film and music related, that just explains how much I love art, film and music. I also really love true crime, so I’m going to buy some true crime books, like Killing For Company, which is a book on Dennis Nilsen, that geezer is a bloody nut case but I’m really interested in his crimes so I’m going to buy the book. I also watched Des, the series on ITV where David Tennant played him, he did a great job, it really sent chills down my spine, it was amazing . But yeah so I’m thinking of buying true crime books but I mostly have books on film and music at the moment. I’m also reading a lot of Shakespeare at the moment so in the book world, I’m very occupied at the moment .


I really recommend this book. It’s so interesting. If you’re a big fan of Kate Bush, this is the book for you. You will gain more respect for her. I’m so glad she’s getting more recognition along with the Stranger Things Success, she deserves it. But yeah, thanks for reading my post. I love Kate Bush, she’s an icon. I hope you all have a lovely day, love you guys.
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Posted on February 12, 2023
Don’t Laugh, It’ll Only Encourage Her
Okay so, very recently, I’ve become a little bit of a book worm. I just love reading books, whether it’s a book about someone’s career and life, especially if it’s an artist I really love or whether it’s someone I have respect for. One of my favourite biographies is Don’t Laugh, It’ll Only Encourage Her. Don’t Laugh, It’ll Only Encourage Her is Daisy May Cooper’s memoir. I just really love her. You may know from the TV show called This Country. I’m absolutely obsessed with This Country, it’s one of my favourite shows of all time. She’s also been in other stuff too but This Country was her big break through project. I just think she’s amazing, she’s such an icon. I really loved her book. There’s some really funny and demented stories in here. To look at where she’s come from and where she is now, it’s so incredible, I find that really inspiring . You know, this is someone who jumped a lot of hurdles, went through ups and downs just to get to where she wanted to be in life, it’s so inspiring . Hard work got her here in the end, I love how she wasn’t a nepotism baby who got into the limelight just because she had a famous parent who had connections in the indestury unlike most young stars but with her, she tried so so hard to get there. I respect her for that. I had no idea about half the things she’s gone through. The fact that she’s still going is amazing . She must look back and think ” Thank god I didn’t give up ”. I’m just so proud of her and we don’t even know each other . I wish her and Charlie the very best in life, I’d love to see more of them, they’re brilliant .
Apart from the really funny stories, there are some really sad stories and the kinds of things she talks about just broke my heart. This book was so beautifully done. It was good that I read it about 10 or 20 times. My mum got a bit annoyed and she was like ” Come on, you need to read a different book now, you’ve read that one about 100 times now ” and I was like, I know but I love it too much I want to read it again, it’s been a real struggle. Keep an eye out for all the really hilarious stories, they always crack me up. She talks about wanting to become a young actress and all the mishaps she had to go through to get what she wanted, it’s a beautifully crafted book. I would recommend this book. For those of you who follow Daisy May Cooper, This is a book you’d love to get your hands on. It was such a good read. I feel like it just helps me to understand her a bit better, this makes her journey so much more interesting . This was definetely the book that got me into reading biographies .
Also, fun fact, she wrote this book all by herself. It’s quite rare to see a famous person write their own biographies, most of them hire other people to write it for them. It’s really good to see someone write their own books. I don’t know if anyone else feels like this or I don’t know if it’s just something that I feel but it’s definetely something I love to see.
Okay, thank you so much for reading this post. This is also a book recommendation so if anyone likes Daisy May Cooper, I’d suggest this book, this is definetely something for die hard fans like me. It was a lot of fun to read, it’s great to see half of these experiences through her view point it makes you feel like you’re going on a journey with her. After all these knock backs, you finally get to see her succeed, and you’re like ” Yessss, she did it ”. This book just made me so happy .

And yes, I had to choose a photo of her in Task Master, haha enjoy.
Posted on February 12, 2023
A Monologue About An Aspiring Actress Who Has Lost Her Mind
Hi guys, hope you’re all doing well, welcome back to Big Blog Theory. It’s been a while since I’ve been posting on my blog. I’ve been recovering from a cold so I haven’t been able to upload any of my scripts, but I’m here now and that’s all what matters. So for today, I’ve got something very special in store for you guys. I’ve been working on a monologue for these past few weeks. It’s about an aspiring actress who has lost her mind. I think it’s a really interesting one because the girl who is an aspiring actress is working as a waitress in a coctail bar in Soho, this story takes place in 1983. I think you just go on a journey with Victoria and you try to understand where she’s coming from. I think you’ll really love this. Enjoy
{ Warning, this monologue contains strong language and adult humor}
The monologue
Victoria}
The time is 7. 30, Regent Street, Soho, London, 1983, Monday. The day I was supposed to make it as an actress, I thought my time has come. All the days of me hollering around, doing shitty 9 to 5 jobs as a waitress in a coctail bar were over, or so I thought . Turns out, it was far from that, I don’t even know what it was.
It’s been weeks, months, years now and I’m still not being offered a proper acting job. They go after all those other girls and when I come along, they all just turn a blind eye. They treat me like I’m scum of the earth. I’ve got a mate called Sarah, she’s been offered a role at the local theatre, she’s in bloody Caberet. All that, all this smothering, all this attention, her being special and I’m here cleaning the bloody tank !!!!.
” Ooh you’re so amazing, Sarah, you’re so talented, you’re so stunning, look at you in your pink sparkly dress and your pink stillettos, waltzing on that bloody stairway !!!. ” Love you, I really bloody love you ”.
{ She calms down a bit}
I’m not jealous, I’m happy for her, I just hate myself, that’s all. It’s not my fault I don’t get scouted by indestury professionals. What does she have that I don’t?. Is it because of my facial expressions ?. I don’t even know why I’m comparing myself to her, she can’t make a facial expression to save her life. I’m sorry but whenever she tries to turn on the waterworks, she looks like she’s constipated. Try making that face during a tragic death scene, it would be an absolute nightmare . The character who’s dying has to evaluate a massive waf of shit.
I do believe in myself, oh yes I do. I don’t want you to think that I’m a skiver, I’m not what you think I am. I do believe in myself but the shit hit the fan. The fish is in the net, there’s no point in me chucking worms at it because what’s the bloody point?. I’m probably gonna be known for cleaning the shitters and cleaning tables for the rest of my life. My mum didn’t put me through a traumatic birth for this shit. I could have been something special, I could have been a star, I could have been on that big stage playing Al Pachino’s wife, god dammit. I could have been rubbing necks with the entertainment indestury execatives. Now what am I ?, a bloody toilet cleaner. I can’t bloody believe it. I’m going face to face with Sarah tomorrow evening and I can’t bare it. She’s done so well, more then I have done in the past three years. She’s played the lead role in Caberet, she was nominated for an award. To look at what she’s acheived in those following years and then switch it around and look at me, it’s a fucking down grade. There’s no competion here, for what it’s worth, I’m really happy for her, I’m happy for all my co workers, they’ve been working so hard all week, they deserve whatever they get. I have to run the extra bloody mile for recognisition, they don’t even know I exist. They just see me as this throw away waitress who works in a bloody coctail bar and then they chew me up and they spit me out when I’m not prophetable anymore, which is soon because I just realised I can’t even polish a wine glass properly. I’ve become so fustrated about my life that I’ve completely outstayed my welcome, everything that made me great in the first place has just washed away. I’m not going to be a waitress for the rest of my life, I’ve got something far more interesting in store for me.
Listen right?. If someone can’t promote me then I’ll have to promote myself, whatever the fuck that means. I don’t know, I think I’ll sing and dance around the Foyer, they’ll think that I’m mad but if that’s what it takes. Anything to get me out there. Whether that’s putting up posters on local lamposts or whether it’s dancing in the street or shouting at cars like a mad Glenn Close impersination. I highly doubt that I’ll get noticed that way, instead of a stairway to stardom, I’ll probably get a bloody stairway to an asylum. Wow, you see this dedication going on here, bloody hell. I don’t even know what I’m in for. Instead of a job in showbiz and entertainment, I could get a bleeding job in the hospital, and no I’m not talking about medical expertees, I’m talking about cleaning up all the left over shit from all the patients who are staying there overnight . ” Ooh showbiz, dancy dancy, jazz hands, a bottle of fizz, champagne !!!! ”, and what do I get ? Bloody shit !!! .
I’m starting to question myself now. I’m beginning to wonder whether this is the life for me. God, I love the lifestyle, I love the A lister parties, I love the hoo ha of it all, but I don’t think I’m ever gonna have that. If I can’t get a small role in a critically acclaimed, independent play then is there really any hope for me at all?. What am I doing wrong? why am I not getting any parts?. I feel like all those years that I’ve put in, all that effort, all those auditions, all my hopes and dreams, all those long and winding roads, all those years at drama school, for this?. I suppose I just need luck, because that’s all you need these days, isn’t it? luck. Luck luck luck luck, you just need an insane dose of luck. Hard work and talent just doesn’t cut it and I know that for a fact because even though I’ve been working my arse off for five years or so and I’ve gotten nowhere. Still stuck in this shit hole, polishing the glasses, well ok, it’s not all bad, I’ve got some good friends here and the lights are pretty but apart from that, I hate it here. I’m out here, polishing glasses, unblocking toilets all the while all my friends are walking past me, with big grins on their faces, having a good feeling about things because they’ve got something to look forward to. They have a reason to get out of bed in the morning. I don’t have a reason to get out of bed in the morning, I just get up because I have to. Every morning, I think about nothing but what wine glass I need to clean or what toilet I need to unblock. I’m so bloody sick of it!!!. I want what these people have, that way, I’ll never bored of living. I want the adrenaline, I want the energy, not this fucking dross.
If there’s anything I’ve learned over the years is that you just can’t compare yourself to others. I compare myself to my friends because they’re so ahead of me, I’m just scared that they’ll leave me behind. Now, looking back, that’s a bit of an underestimation. You may have heard of a so called Sarah, she’s a friend of mine, I mention her a lot. On some occasions, I have been jealous of her. I feel a bit silly saying this now but I just wanna get this off my chest. Truth is, she’s not doing well at the moment. She’s just been dropped from a production of Xanadu because she was caught trying to fuck a Greek god. She’s no longer in the production, Olivia Newton John got the role in the end. I feel really sorry for her, it’s only sex, it’s nothing what we haven’t seen before. I didn’t even know she was struggling at the time. When I went to go and see her at her flat in Sheperds Bush. She was lying in bed, crying, drenched in her own tears, watching Man About The House. I asked her what was wrong, she said ” I was supposed to be in that, I was supposed to be standing alongside Richard O Sullivan, not Paula fucking Wilcox. I mean, you know, I do love Paula Wilcox, but it should have been my friend up there, you know what I mean?. She just sat there, jabbing her fingers at the TV screen, and I was like ” Come on, Sarah, stop doing that, you’re gonna drive yourself mad ”. I don’t know what to do. They told her that her breasts were too big, well you can’t please everyone. She now has a job in Catering and she loves it, good for her. I have yet to improve my life, baby steps, baby steps.
Now, let’s get real here, none of this filler shit, straight to the point. What are the chances of me becoming a star? probably never. Some things are just not meant to be. Throughout my whole life, I’ve been taught that everything happens for a reason but I just never really grasped that idea properly, I just think it’s a lot of old rubbish really. If a bad thing happens to me, so like say for an example, so like say that I get killed in a car accident or if I get roughed up by a bloody cat, does that mean it’s supposed to happen? bloody hell, it never thought about that, actually . I knew I should have listened to my mum and dad more when I was younger, these lessons could have been useful, oh well.
Most people have told me that I would never make it, but that doesn’t stop me from trying. I’m not gonna give up on my dreams just because some John told me so. Look around, things are happening, my friends. Drive, ambition, look around, this is why we’re alive. When someone says no, I’ll give it a million reasons to say yes because I can.
I was stuck in the dark my whole life, but one day, I saw the light, oh Jesus, the light and it was bright, it was so bright that it almost blinded me. And through that light, I heard a little voice, it said ” Hey, you’re doing great, you’re doing great, just keep going, don’t give up now, everything’s gonna be alright ”. I listened to that voice. At first I thought ” Fuck off, you weirdo, go home ” but I listened. That night, my life changed forever. I began getting auditions and not only that but I was smashing it. I’ve never felt this way before, I was on a roll. From that day on, I was starring in productions, I was getting invited to A lister parties, it felt good, it almost felt like I wasn’t the same person. Younger me would be laughing at this. She would probably be cleaning tables and snapping at other waiters over equal pay. If only she could see me now, I know she’d be proud. She’ll probably insult me on my acting choices. She’d probably go ” What, a role in Coronation Street ? oh come on, Vic, you can do better then that ”. Coronation Street is the least normal part I can get. At least I’m playing an actual human being, all my other roles, I’ve been playing bloody chairs and ceiling fans. If I get this, I can properly step foot into the acting world. I’m no longer a bloody object, I can now play proper in depth characters that have a significance in this world. All the characters I’ve played are so two demensional, you know full well they’re not like that in real life. I keep doing this to myself, I know I shouldn’t. I get my hopes up only for my dreams to get crushed again. I didn’t know the indestury was gonna be like this, why didn’t anyone consult me?.
It doesn’t hurt to be polite. You could have informed me before going into this bloody profession, Jesus Christ, A little common Knowlege, please?. Maybe I’m looking in the wrong places. If you’re saying that the validation must come from within, you’re gonna end up with a bloody pink shoe through your window. Getting it from myself doesn’t do shit. I would have to confide in someone, give me the indication that everything would be alright. I wish my mum was still here, there wouldn’t be two ways about it. I am so passionate about this job, if I don’t go solo then I might as well kill myself because acting is the only thing I’m good at, I’m rubbish at everything else, acting is the only thing I want to do. So what am I gonna do, I’m gonna take the plunge, I’m gonna put on a brave face, I’m gonna go out there and I’m gonna show them what I’m all about . It’s time I finally made a big name for myself. Whether they’re gonna be open minded about my debut as an actress because they’re used to seeing me as a waitress who has no potential, no purpose. It’s like ” You’re a waitress and you’ll never be anything but a waitress ”. Well, I’m sorry, the fuck, sorry I was born. I didn’t come into this world to clean toilets and to be a fucking cleaning machine.
I’m meant to be on that stage, baby !. Convincing the audience that I’m the real deal and I’m gonna be doing my first encore with sheer emotion and they’re gonna be down there with bloody stars in their eyes, going ” Yeah, she’s the one, she’s the one ”. And if that doesn’t happen and instead, I end up with four polite fuck yous and fuck offs and some humiliation on the night then I’m just gonna stand there and take it cos that’s the least I deserve. I’m not Joan Collins, I’m never gonna be Joan Collins and that’s okay. There’s always gonna be someone who’s more beautiful, intelligant, funnier than me, I’m not in competition with the world, I’m not in competition with anyone, I’ve been doing that my whole life and honestly, it’s done Jack shit for me. How am I gonna have a journey of my own if I can’t even focus on myself. I’m gonna be Victoria Stevens, well, my stage name is Tallulah North West, Victoria Stevens is a shite name.
To those of you who have failed me in the past, to those of you who have told me that I couldn’t do this, fuck you, you don’t know how far I’ve come. Look at me, I’m on top of the world !. I’m on top of the bloody mountain and where are you ? you’re trapped on the floor, you bastard. If I ever win a bafta, the only person I’ll be thanking is myself. Those people have no consideration, no consideration!. Well, I’m off now, I don’t have time to endure your self indulgent horse shit, I’m gonna be in Soho, singing along to the lyrics of Bugsy Malone but anyway, bless you, I hope life treats you well. If you’re looking for Victoria Stevens, she’s not here anymore, love, it’s Tallulah North west and she’s back, baby !. BBC, please keep hiring me. Jealous people, cheer up, you’re dragging the place down !!!. Thank you.
End of monologue}
Okay, so that’s the monologue I’ve been meaning to share with you. I think it was quite an interesting thing to write about. We follow Victoria on a very special journey. A journey of self discovery and believing herself to get to where she needs to be. She has these incredible goals and dreams to be a big break out theatre actress but she’s wasting her life, working as a waitress in a coctail bar, in a dead end job she hates and it’s just making her miserable. I think it was a fun monologue to write, I hope you all liked it. It’s good to be back, working on certain projects since I haven’t been doing this for a while. A few weeks ago, we had this big event at The Hackney Empire where we got to see our plays come to life with real actors, so that was really amazing. It was literally the best night of my life. I will be sure to give an update on that big night of mine. Tomorrow, is another big day because I’m going back to The Hackney Empire for another work session. They’re doing this poetry writing session so I’m really excited for that. Poetry is something I really love doing, I’ve been talking about this for quite a while now. It’s not a weekly session, it’s just for one day. I don’t really know what it’s going to be like but I’m going to give it a go, see if I like it, yeah, I think it’ll be really fun. Okay, I’m going to head off now, I’m going to watch an episode of Broadchurch, The Escape Artist, Inside no 9, You Me And The Apocolypse and Ellie and Natasia and I’m going to bloody devour them because they are my favourite shows at the moment. I’m also going to watch hundreds and hundreds of videos including Michael Sheen and David Tennant because I have no idea what my life has come to, haha.So thank you so so much for reading my monolgue, I hope you have a lovely day, love you guys. More Work To Come On Big Blog Theory.

Posted on January 2, 2023
My Love For Mathew Baynton, Discussing His Characters
Hi guys . As you all know . I love Mathew Baynton . I’ve mentioned his name a countless amount of times on my blog . I’ve talked about his characters and all the TV shows and films he’s been in . Honestly, I really love him . I’ve loved him since Horrible Histories . I think it’s cool to see that he’s done other stuff too . I’m absolutely obsessed with him . He is an amazing actor . He’s a great person too . He’s one of the reasons why I write . He has inspired me so much . On days where I have no motervation to do my writing, I just watch his shows and his interviews and I just feel so inspired . If only he knew how much I love him .
He’s been in shows like Horrible Histories, Ghosts, Spy, Gavin And Stacey, You Me And The Apocolypse, The Wrong Mans, , Peep Show, Yonderland and he’s in films like Telstar The Joe Meek Story, Tooty’s Wedding and Bill. He’s just such an amazing actor . If you didn’t have a crush on him when you were younger when you first discovered Horrible Histories, then you’re not even British. I had a serious crush on him and I still do, he’s just really beautiful, the fact that he doesn’t even know that I exist is really sad, I’m like his no 1 fan and I will continue to support him throughout .











He was also in Telstar The Joe Meek Story . Telstar is a biopic of the legendary Joe Meek who was a record producer and a pioneer in music but he drove himself mad in the process and sadly, he killed himself . The film is amazing . It’s done so well . Mathew plays the role of Ritchie Black more . He was great . I never actually knew he was in the film, I think I was watching it with my dad and his name popped up and I was like ” Oh my goodness, he’s in this as well, isn’t that the guy from Horrible Histories ?”. Usually he’s in like comedies and stuff, it’s so weird seeing him in Telstar, but he was amazing in that . He hardly had that many lines, you would just see him in the back with his guitar or something, but he was still amazing in it . Ritchie Blackmore used to be in a band which was called The Outlaws in the 60s . Then later on, he was in a group called Deep Purple . I listen to their music quite a lot, actually, they make great music . It’s really great rock music . I like how they chose Matt to play the role of Ritchie Blackmore, I think he played him really well. He looked quite young in this . I think this film came out in 2008 or 2009 . I’m guessing that Horrible Histories came out a few years later, but I don’t really know . I think this was one of his earlier works . I really love it, I think it’s great .
I’m watching more and more of his work, I’m becoming an even bigger fan by the day . I started off by knowing him from only Horrible Histories, but now, I know him from so many TV shows and films .
{Talking about the TV show Spy}
Recently, I started watching a TV series which is called Spy . Spy is a sitcom which is about this low life who gets a job as a CIA . Mathew Baynton is in it, he’s the reason why I started watching it . It’s such a good show . I came for Mathew Baynton, I stayed because it’s actually a great show . The gags in that show are so funny . Matt plays the role of Chris Goddard, who is Tim’s friend who works at a electronic shop. Chris is absolutely demented . The stuff he comes out with, he’s absolutely hilarious. Tim is probably thinking ” Why am I friends with this maniac ?”, haha . There was this scene, I think it was in season 2, it was where Chris suddenly turns up at some party and he just turns up with his guitar and starts singing and having a go at this woman . He was like ” Why did you have to hurt me, Bernie ?”, and he just looked mad . That scene is absolutely brilliant . It’s just the way he suddenly appeared and everyone’s just standing there, thinking ” Who is this geezer ?”. But seriously though, that entrance, wow, iconic .



I can’t stop rewatching that scene, it just cracks me up every time . That’s the dream entrance right there. If someone has betrayed you or if someone has pissed you off slightly, just turn up at a party and confront them with your guitar, haha, and just start singing some random songs . But let’s be honest here, Bernie doesn’t deserve Chris . Chris did the right thing in the end . But yeah, whoever had that idea for the episode, they deserve a raise . If Matt came up with that, then he’s a genius . I’m definetely gonna continue watching this series because it’s just amazing . British comedy sitcoms from the 2000s and the 2010s were like the best .
{Talking about his iconic moments in Horrible Histories}
Matt had so many iconic moments in Horrible Histories. He played hundreds of historical figures from different decades. I remember the time when he played Elegabalus, who was the emperor of Rome. Elegabalas was a prankster and he would pull pranks on the people of Rome. Really, he was a terrible person but Matt made him a little bit likeable . Charles the 2nd The King Of Bling is one of my favourite Horrible Histories songs, it’s so iconic and so catchy, I know all the words, I watched it like ten times, I know it all off by heart, it’s such a good song and you learn so much from it and they make it really fun . Pachacuti is another one of my favourite songs that featured Matt . He sounds so drunk in that song, it’s so funny, I loved seeing him dance around and then get scared because of random things . He was singing about such horrible things but he sounded so happy. I really love Horrible Histories songs, they were so ahead of their time, I love that they were renditions of famous songs, that was really clever.
I love everyone from Horrible Histories, they all have really funny sketches in the show but whenever I see Matt, I get butterflies in my stomach, he’s so cute. Mathew Baynton was a gift from man kind, I’m so grateful to have him with us in this world, he is a national treasure, I’m so looking forward to what he has in store for us in the future. If he ever puts out a biography in the future, I’m buying it.
I’m still in love with Thomas from Ghosts. I thought I got over this crush but nothing much has changed. Thomas is such an articulate character. I know that he was a bit of creep at first but I feel like he improved a lot and he wasn’t obsessed with Alison anymore. Matt brings such an Aurora to this role, he can make any character likeable, I feel like that’s a power of his, he could make us fall in love with any character even though they come across as idiots or whether they have made bad decisions.
He continues to inspire me, he generally seems like a lovely person, I’d love to meet him one day, I’d love to meet the whole Horrible Histories cast, let alone Mathew Baynton.
I have so much more to talk about but I want to keep this post nice and short, I feel like I said what I needed to say anyway. So there you go, that’s all I have to say about him. I expressed my love for Matt, I just think he’s really awesome at everything he does. Thank you so much for reading my post, I hope you liked it. Have a nice day wherever you are, love you.
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Posted on December 31, 2022
An Update On My Obsession With Sparks, Do I Still Love Them ?
Hi guys, hope you’re all doing well. Today, I will talking about my obsession with Sparks . I did a post about them a little while ago. It was a very full post, if you know what I mean, I talked a lot about their music, I was talking about all my favourite albums, I even talked about funny interview moments . I just expressed my love for them as a group .I just did a bloody ten hour essay . I kind of went off topic and I started talking about 80s pop culture, self love, growing up, weird dreams and weird celebrity encounter stories and stuff like that. It’s very easy for me to go off topic and start talking about other subjects, I’m really sorry if it annoys you, I just have so much to say .
Since I last did that post, I still love them. I still love their music, if anything, it gets better with time . I’ll just have some days where I will sing and dance to Sparks around my house and I will drive my family insane, haha, that’s just what happens when no one’s at home, but my family loves them too so they’re not really bothered with me doing so.
I just realised how much they inspire me. I’m not a musician of any kind but I do write poetry and I write my own plays and Ron’s art of songwriting really inspires me . It’s on the same level of dementedness . Sparks is just one of those groups that just went and did their own thing, didn’t give a shit about what everyone else said and to be honest with you, that’s what makes it so good. As an artist, you have to stand your ground, not give a toss about what anyone tells you if they try and worm their way into your creative process and try to change certain things. I’m going to be a part of that world too so I’m learning how to be thick skinned when it comes to my work, my dad is the biggest inspiration for me, he is also creative, he makes his own music, so he helps me out with my future. I’ve got everything I need to be successful, I’m so grateful for everything that I have. I have an amazing, caring, loving family, I’ve got a roof over my head, I know my abilities and talents and I’ve got it all figured out. The only thing I need to do now is to focus and try to reach for my goals and my dreams.
At the moment, I’m doing my thing at The Hackney Empire Writers room, most of us have different tastes in music . I have a friend and she likes 70s and 80s music, so that’s absolutely brilliant because so do I . So for when we were supposed to be discussing ideas for our plays, we were just talking about Fleetwood Mac and Abba, it was so funny . Then, I started singing Dancing Queen out loud quite randomly and everyone was wondering what on earth I was doing . Our conversations are so random and weird, it’s just brilliant . We would be in the middle of something and I would randomly talk about how much I love David Tennant, it’s so funny . I already mentioned this in my Hackney Empire post so you haven’t already checked it out, check it out . The whole time, I was talking about the films, music and TV shows that I loved, my obsession with the TV show Staged, my crush on a very young David Tennant in Takin Over The Asylum because I’m just obsessed with that show, my crush on a very young Mathew Baynton, there was so much to talk about, it was just so funny.







































But yeah, we all have different tastes in music. No one knows Sparks though, that’s one thing I’m struggling with at the moment. I have the urge to talk about Sparks but no one even knows who they are . I’m like ” Okay, I’m just gonna go and cry in the corner now ”, haha .
But yeah no, all these months and all these weeks, I still love Sparks. Nothing much has changed . If anything, the more I learn about them, the more respect I have . Their music holds a special place in my heart .
I’m gonna go and see them in June . Me, my sister, my dad and my mum are going to see them live at The Royal Albert Hall, so that’s gonna be fun and exciting . I’m so curious to see what they’re like live on stage, it’s gonna be crazy . Like, I was out in Mayfair with my brother, my mum and my dad and we were just walking around, looking at all the shops and then my sister sent my dad this link and then I saw it and it said ” Sparks live at the Royal Albert Hall ”, and immedietly, I was so excited . I was like ” Yes, I finally got my wish, I finally get to go to one of their gigs . I’m so happy . So that’s gonna be something to look forward to . I’m gonna do a post on what happened, so stay tuned for that .
So there you go, that’s my verdict on my obsession with Sparks. All these different things just explain why I love them so much, they’re one of my favourite bands of all time. Thank you so much for reading my post, I hope you all had a lovely Christmas, now we’re all looking forward to the new year, hopefully this new year would be better. I love you so so much, have a nice day.
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Posted on December 29, 2022
My Fabulous Experience At The Hackney Empire, Writers Room
Okay guys, so as you all know, a few months ago, I got to do the Writers Room course at the Hackney Empire. I’ve been wanting to talk about my experiences for quite a while now. The Hackney Empire Writers Room was so much fun, I met loads and loads of really cool people, loads of aspiring young playwrights, we all got on really well. I learned lots of really interesting stuff about theatre and play writing . I was so worried that I wouldn’t get in because days and days went by and we still had no emails coming in, I thought ” Yeah, I’m probably not gonna get to do it ”. Writing plays is what I want to do when I grow up, it’s my sheer passion, I love theatre, I get so much joy out of it, this would be a great start for me so if I don’t get in then it would be such a shame . But then, one day, I was at my nan’s house, I was just sitting down with my family and my dad goes ” The Hackney Empire got back to us and they said they’re gonna be doing it on Wednesday ”, I was literally over the moon, words could not explain how happy and chuffed I was to hear the good news .
So I was so excited about it. I literally went on my phone and I started watching loads of Theatre themed videos on You Tube, I have no idea why. I was like ” I’m gonna go to the Hackney Empire, I might as well self indulge myself in videos about theatre, writing, performing, that’s just the kind of person I am. Literally the moment I heard the news, I went on You tube and I watched David Tennant’s Hamlet and I was so mesmorised by it, that was the moment I realised that I was in love with theatre. One, because Hamlet is one of my favourite Shakespeare plays and two, because I’m obsessed with David Tennant, so that was a win win for me. David Tennant, Hamlet, what’s not to love, it’s fantastic.
Wednesday came and I arrived at the Hackney Empire for my first week. It felt so weird taking part in something like this because usually I don’t take part in a lot of social activities because I’m quite shy in person, I usually kind of avoid large gatherings and stuff like that, but this time, I promised myself and I also promised my mum and my dad that I would be confident and out going and be talkative and so I did. On my first day, I just remember shaking everyone’s hand, I was singing and dancing in the main entrance, I was an absolute nutcase . I let myself hatch out of my shell and I just kind of allowed myself to not be so self aware about everything. I’m quite a shy person, I worry about meeting new people, I hate having to take phone calls, even if it’s people that I know, I just hate it so I’m a really shy person, It’s really easy to just hide behind the shadows in a very crowded room. This time, it wasn’t like that at all, I just reinvented myself and I was really confident and I remember talking to everyone, it was such a strange feeling . I have days when I feel so confident and I could do things in front of people and in front of my friends and I would not feel embarrassed, it’s so weird, but that’s a wonderful feeling.
But yeah, I learned lots. The teachers taught us some really interesting stuff. Most of the tips they were giving us were really useful.
I got on really well with everyone. everyone was so nice, so easy going . I was pretty much the youngest one there. Most of them were like in their late teens and above . There was a girl who was one year older me, she was sixteen, but apart from that, I was the youngest in the room. That’s what I love about these kinds of things though, I feel like kids of all ages can learn about theatre and writing, there’s something for everyone . Most of us had a lot in common. I had a friend who I would talk to sometimes and she had the same music taste as me. She loves Fleetwood Mac and a lot of 80s music. When she said that I was like ” Yesssss, finally someone who has the same music taste as me. I would be friends with anyone, no matter what their music preferences are but if feels great to have something in common with someone .
When I first met her, we started talking about I’m A Celebrity, then it went on to Hamilton, then we were having a chat about Lin Manuel Miranda because we both love him and then we started talking about theatre and then we were talking about all the chaos with Andrew Lloyd Webber, the time when he shouted at the cast of Cinderella and sacked them when they were all in Spain, I had no idea how we got on to that, I think we were talking about what directors we’d like to work with and I said Lin Manuel Miranda because he’s so talented, not only that but he’s also such a lovely human being, I feel like he just radiates good, positive energy and I said that he could rap really well and then she said ” But do you think he can sing though ?” and then I started singing opera in front of everyone and they all looked at me ” What the hell is she doing ?”, really, you had to be there to see it, but we had a great first conversation .


















Another thing that would often happen is we would have some really weird conversations in the room. We’d have a bunch of us talking about one thing and then there would be another group talking about another thing. Me and two of my other friends would be talking about cinema and music and then there would be another group talking about stand up comedy. There were also a bunch of us talking about Doctor Who.
I recently started watching Doctor Who, I’m watching the one where David Tennant is the doctor, he is my favourite doctor . I really love Doctor Who and I love David Tennant, I’m obsessed . So yeah so when I heard them talking about Doctor Who, I immediatly came alive and I was like ” Oh my god, I love Doctor Who ”, and then I just started talking about David Tennant, I was like ” Oh my god, I love David Tennant, he’s amazing ”. It was such a coincidence . I would love to meet him one day, that’s definetely something that’s on my bucket list, I’m just in awe of him, I love his work, he’s such a great actor and he seems really lovely too. Love him in Doctor Who, love him in Broadchurch, love him in Good Omens, love him in Inside Man, I’m such a big fan of him, if I could meet him one day, that would be my dream come true.
Another coincidence that happened was I was talking to one of my other friends. We were talking about 80s movies and I briefly mentioned The Outsiders and then I found out that she also loved that film and it was so awesome. We were having a conversation about characters from TV shows and films who stole our hearts the first time we saw them on our screens and then having to kill them off. I cried for three days when I watched The Outsiders and so did she. Then, she mentioned The Breakfast Club and it was a coincidence because that same day, I was wearing a The Breakfast Club T shirt . It was such a weird day. We were talking about a whole bunch of stuff. We were talking about weird shows and films that kids used to watch in the 70s and we were talking about trauma, I have no idea how we got to that.
We got to come up with ideas for a play that we were going to write. This was really exciting for me because it was my time to shine and it was my turn to show them what I’m all about. I’m writing this play, it’s called ” A Rock To Remember, A Roll To Forget ” and it’s about this rock and roll group. The playwrights were generally interested in my idea and they were so excited . I sent them my first draft and they really loved it. The only thing they said was that it was a bit too long, but other then that, they loved everything about it. They’re going to choose a few of us and we’re going to get to see our plays come to life with professional actors and I think It’s going to be awesome . I’m feeling really confident in myself .
I couldn’t go in on Wednesday because I had Covid so I couldn’t go, which was a shame because that was the last week of the course, I was curious to see what they were up to but I didn’t want to give it to anyone so I stayed at home, but I’m still happy that I took part in the rest of the course.
This has been the best experience of my life. I know that I haven’t experienced much of my life yet but this is definetely a great start . Doing this has opened up loads of opportunities for me and it’s given me so much hope for the future. I’m so excited to be a young playwright, it’s like my dream and I feel like I can really chase those dreams.
I will look forward to all the wonderful things life has to offer in the future. Whatever I go on to do, I will keep these wonderful memories with me wherever I go. All the amazing people I met, all my friends, all the conversations we’ve had, all the funny and hilarious moments we shared at our time at the Hackney Empire, I will treasure these moments forever . I will always have a special place in my heart for The Hackney Empire, it was time well spent .
Thank you for reading my post. I have so much more to talk about but I feel like if I keep talking, I will just be rambling on and on and this post’s going to be really long so I’m just going to keep it nice and short. Thank you guys for taking the time to read my post, I’m sorry if I’m boring you, I’m just really passionate in my experience. Have a nice day, wherever you are right now, love you.
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Posted on November 25, 2022
A Struggling Writer Has A Mental Breakdown Script 8
{Warning, this script contains strong language and adult humor}
{First scene, Richard is called back into the councillor’s office once again}
Richard} Has it ever occured to you that my stories sound like a distopian version of Shakespeare ?. Like with everything. it sounds like a shit version of Shakespeare .
The councillor} No. why do you think that ?.
Richard} I don’t know, I just think it sounds shit .
The councillor} Oh come on, surely it can’t be that bad .
Richard} Oh trust me, it is .
The councillor} Oh come on, read me the first draft, have you wrote it yet ?.
Richard} Yeah I wrote it, I just don’t think I’m ready yet .
The councillor} It’s fine, just read me the first paragraph. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but me personally, I’d like to hear it .
Richard} Oh ok, I’ll read it then, right . Fairies amongst the green green grass, I ya wyah, I am on my way, I am the chosen one, I don’t know what that means but whatever it is, I will return and I will provide for the yorgas.
The councillor} Yeah no, you’re right, that is shit .
Richard} I told you, didn’t I ?.
The councillor} Hm, but don’t worry though. First drafts are usually really shit. That’s something every writer has in common .
Richard} Oh crap, then I have a long way to go .
The councillor} It’s fine though, it’s the journey, it’s the journey .
Richard} Right well, whatever journey that is, it’s a fucking shit journey .
The councillor} Richard, you musn’t think like that. You’ve gotta take everything with a pinch of salt .
Richard} Salt, what fucking salt ?.
The councillor} It’s a metaphor .
Richard} Right well then, what the fuck does that mean ?.
The councillor} It means that you shouldn’t completely believe something you’re told if you don’t neccessarily think it’s true.
Richard} Oh well, that’s fucking brilliant, isn’t it ?. Gone are the days with adulthood, now we’re back in school .
The councillor} Richard, I’m doing this for your own good .
Richard} What good is that ?, what good ?. You asked me to read you my distopian story and you’re lecturing me on bloody salt . This isn’t how it’s supposed to be, sir . No, you bloody Gajearas . This is righteous bullshit, purgoutry. Don’t know what that means but I was told that it means politics in Latin . And no, I’m not gonna read you my story because it’s fucking shit .
The councillor} Why’s it shit ?.
Richard} It’s shit, because in the end, the king sinks the ship and he turns into his wife, then he turns into a fairy. Then, the troll at the top of the castle points at him and says ” You fairy ”. The king is no longer the king, he is pissed . And everyone in the shit land is doomed to the fucking moon and back. The End .
Silence}
The councillor} Bloody hell .
Richard} But yeah no, I was in some sort of a delirium. A delirium where I just didn’t know where it would end up, like, I never thought that it was gonna end that way. You know what I mean ?. I thought that in the end, everybody would be dancing amongst the stars and the saphires, all walking hand in hand, but hah, I guess not. Instead, it ends with all of them on a bloody gravy train . For fuck sake, gor blimey, I have truly made it into Hollywood .
The councillor} It’s still good though. It’s unexpected, when it comes, it hits you. That’s what a story is supposed to do, it’s not predictable .
Richard} No but it is predictable though. Oh come on, we all knew that it was gonna end this way, including you . The smoke’s in the water, wait no, there’s no smoke in the water, there’s bloody shit in the water and we could all smell it, it stinks, man .
The councillor} What shit in the water ?.
Richard} Yeah, cos everything is shit . You know that there’s this saying, it’s an old saying, it’s called ” Johnny Come Lately ”, well it’s not really Johnny Come Lately, isn’t it ?, it’s more like ” Johnny come fuck off ”. Johnny’s nowhere to be seen.
The councillor} Richard, calm down, your story’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just being creative, that’s all .
Richard} No it’s not, it’s shit . { He starts crying} ” Forget writing, it’s shit. I’m gonna go and do modelling instead . { He leaves}
The councillor} No don’t do that, it’s not your thing, Richard, modelling’s not your thing .
Richard} Oh, it’s right up my alley .
The councillor} What about the writing though ?.
Richard} Oh, the writing can fuck off. My stories are shit anyway, if I carry on, I’ll end up writing a story about fucking geese . { He storms off}
The councillor stares at the camera}
The councillor} He’ll be back . { Then, he suddenly comes back after a few minutes}
Richard} Yeah no, it’s definetely not my thing, bloody hell .
End of script}
Posted on November 25, 2022
Single Scene, Emotional Death Scene From Take Me Home
Hi guys, welcome back to Big Blog Theory, hope you’re all doing well. What you’re about to read is a scene that I wrote. In this scene, there’s a boy called Jamie and he falls severly ill and he perishes / dies during the night where he’s surrounded by his friends . I think it’s really sad and emotional because no one was expecting this, they didn’t see it coming . I hope you like it, I’ll upload it down below so that you can read it .
{ It’s 10 pm, everyone’s getting ready to go to bed} { Jamie is feeling really nautious and he doesn’t really know where he is, he’s just having a little walk around the house}
{ David walks past Jamie}
David} You alright, Jamie ?. { Jamie suddenly collapses and kneels down in front of him} ” Oh my god, Jamie !!!!. Oh shit . Michael !!!!!, come quick !! . ” Are you alright, Jamie ?, what happened, what happened ?, tell me, tell me .
{ Jamie starts shaking and freaking out}
Jamie} I think I’m dying, David, I think I’m dying . David, is this the end ?, it’s the end, isn’t it ?.
David} No no no, it’s not, it’s definetely not the end .
Jamie} I can’t feel my legs, I can’t feel my legs, I’m dying, David .
David} No no, you’re not dying, Jamie. We’re gonna get you some help, it’s gonna be okay, it’s gonna be fine .
Jamie} I can’t see anything, I can’t feel anything. { He freaks out}
David} It’s gonna be ok, Jamie, just hold on, just hold on a little bit longer. { He shouts for his friends to come and help him} ” Michael, Johnny, call an ambulance, quick !!! ”. { David rocks Jamie back and forth} ” Jamie, are you there ?, can you hear me ?.
Jamie starts crying out in pain}
David} It’s alright, Jamie, it’s alright, everything’s gonna be alright, you’re gonna be just fine .
Jamie} David, something’s happening, my heart’s stopping, my body’s shutting down, I’m dying, it’s time . Ehhhhh, I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna die yet, I’m not ready . { He cries}
David} Jamie, don’t do this to me. Don’t leave me now .
Jamie} Look out for Michael and Johnny, alright ?. This is gonna be the last time they’re ever gonna see me .
David} Of course, of course .
Jamie} Tell them I’m on my way, tell them I’m coming home, I’m coming home. Ehhhh, I’m scared, I’m scared, David .
David} You’re gonna be ok, Jamie, just stay with me, stay with me . { He starts crying} ” Johnny help !!!! ”.
{ Michael runs in and see’s what’s going on}
Michael} Jamie, oh my god, my boy, my poor boy . { David’s mum walks in and David falls into her arms}
Jessica} It’s ok, it’s ok, it’s alright . It’s all over now . { She comforts her son}
Johnny} Jamie, Jamie, hang in there, everything’s gonna alright .
{ It shows a little flash back where Jamie is in heaven and he’s aroused by a golden sunset, which is Jamie’s idealisation of heaven}
Jamie gasps}
Jamie} I’m here, I’m finally here. { He finds his mum in the afterlife, who’s standing right there} ” Mum !!!, mum !!!, I’m over here .
His mum} Awww, my baby, there you are, I’ve been missing you so much .
Jamie} Mum, I’ve done so much, I’ve got so much to tell you .
Mum} Aw, my little adventurer, I love you so much.
Jamie} I love you too, mum . { He hugs her really tightly}
His mum} I’m so glad you’re back, you promise me you won’t leave me like that ever again ?.
Jamie} I won’t, mum, I promise. { He starts crying}
His mum} What’s wrong, Jamie ?.
Jamie} I’m ok, it’s just, it’s so hard out there, mum, it’s really hard. I can’t, I just miss you so much, I don’t want to go out there on my own .
His mum} Just hang in there, Jamie, you’re doing alright . We’re rooting for you. Me and your dad, we both love you so very much, we’re so proud of far you’ve come . Keep going . You’re doing good, love. Alright, Jamie ?.
Jamie} Ok, mum, thank you, thank you . I think it’s time, I’m coming home . { He holds his mum’s hand and they both disappear into the bright sunlight, Jamie’s time is up, then it shows him lying in David’s arms with his eyes closed and just dazing into the ceiling}
Michael breaks down}
Michael} No no no no no no, Jamie !!!! .
Johnny} Jamie, man, where did he go ?.
David} He’s gone home, he’s gone home . { They all just sit there, accompanied by his dead body}
End of scene}