Posted on November 27, 2020
The Music Studio Script
Hayley} Hey.
Joe} Hey.
Hayley} Remember on how crazy yesterday was ?.
Joe} yeah, I could not sleep for Hours .
Hayley} Really ? that is mental.
Joe} Yeah, Do you remember what exactly happened ?.
Hayley} Well the only thing I remember what had happened was somebody putting me in a dark room, really.
Joe} Woah, Are you being serious ?.
Hayley} Yeah, I am not even joking, it was creepy.
Joe} Wow, I am literally scared now, I actually wandered what had happened to you, thought you’d be home by 9 o clock, turns out no.
Hayley , Moment of silence as she stares at Joe}
Hayley} Were you suprised that the escape room turned out to be a sausage factory ?.
Joe} yeah, that was a waste of time and money.
Hayley} yeah, it was weird though.
Joe} Yeah, who do you think that person was ?.
Hayley} I actually have no idea, it just gave me the creeps.
Joe} I have something that’ll make you feel better, Have you ever visited a music studio before?.
Hayley} No, but it has always been my dream to visit one.
Joe} Ok, How would it be if I took you to one ?.
Hayley} Wow, that’ll be great, you don’t mind do ya ?.
Joe} No, absolutly not, I’ll take you there later.
Hayley} Wow, cheers Joe.
Joe} No problem.
Hayley} Hey, have you ever wandered why the speakers and microphones have a reverb and echo ?.
Joe} No, but it has always been a thing that I’ve always wandered about.
Hayley} Yeah, that has been the same with me, it is really cool.
They arrived
Joe} Woah , look Hayley, look at those speakers, they are massive .
Hayley} Yeah wow, They are quite big.
Owner} Hey Guys, this is the studio, feel free to look around.
Joe} Cool, cheers mate.
Hayley} Lets go and have a look around.
Joe} Do you think we should have a go at some of the music equipment ?.
Hayley} yeah, is anybody gonna come in , we might get in trouble ?.
Joe} Nah, should be fine, if somebody comes in, we’ll stop.
Hayley} Oh ok, then.
Joe} Lets go and have some fun.
Hayley} Yay.
Joe} Woah, look at this, I’ll show you on what happens when you turn this on, it is really cool, you’ll love it.
Hayley} Oh really? show me.
Joe} Ok, so I have heard that when you turn this on it echos, look I’ll show you.
Hayley} Wow, that is so cool, can I try ?.
Joe} Yeah sure, just be careful with it.
Hayley} Ok, it is so cool, it is my new favorite thing.
Joe} Yeah, same with me.
Hayley} Wait, until everybody hears about this .
Joe} Yeah , They’d be jealous.
Hayley} Yeah, let’s turn on this radio.
Joe} Yeah, good idea.
Hayley} This is so much fun, Isn’t it Joe ?.
Joe} Yeah, it is.
After a long time at the music studio , they returned home.
Hayley} That was a lot of fun.
Joe} Yeah, How’s your hand ?.
Hayley} Yeah, it is getting better, still sore though.
Joe} Cool, we should try it again , some time.
Hayley} Definetly.
End of script
Posted on November 27, 2020
The Haunted House Escape Room Script
Joe} Hey.
Hayley} Hey.
Joe} What are you up to ?.
Hayley} Nothing really .
Joe} Do you fancy doing an escape room with me ?.
Hayley} Yes, I would love to.
Joe} Cool.
Hayley} When will it start ?.
Joe} Probably at about 8 o clock , if you are free, if that’ll be ok with you.
Hayley} Yeah, that would be absolutly fine.
Joe] Cool, see you then.
Hayley} see ya.
They arrived at their destination
Hayley} Are you 100 % sure that this is the place ?.
Joe} I am 100 % sure, if you don’t believe me, look it up yourself.
Hayley} K, fine.
As they went inside, they had realized that they were in the wrong place, Joe was furious.
Hayley} This is all your fault, why did you bring us here ?.
Joe} Because it was the right place, I don’t know why we are here, I literally wasted 20 quid on this place, which seems like a factory of some sort.
They spent ages trying to find clues.
Hayley} Do you know what this place is supposed to be ?.
Joe] No , I was expecting skeletons , ghosts and stuff.
Hayley} Do you know what this code might be ?.
Joe} No, how am I supposed to know ?.
Hayley} Oh, look there’s someone there, I might ask him.
Hayley} Hello, what is this place ?.
Person} This is a factory, are you lost, do you want me to show you around ?.
Hayley} Um , ok.
Joe whispering ] What are you doing? where are you going ?.
Hayley} I found out that this place is a sausage factory.
Joe} Are you being serious ? Who the hell wants to pay 20 quid to see meat grind up in a machine ?.
Hayley} This is seriously all your fault, you should have done your research .
Joe} I did, Now I think we have to stay here all night.
Hayley} Omg, I can’t believe this.
Noise of somebody walking and footsteps}
Joe} Wait, Hayley what is that noise ?.
Hayley} What noise ?.
Joe} I don’t know, I think it is coming from ahead.
Hayley} I have a bad feeling about this, we should go now.
Joe] Lets go.
As they went to reach the exit, a giant ghost comes from behind them.
End of script
Posted on November 27, 2020
The Film Club Script
Joe} Hey,
Hayley} Hey
Joe} Look, I am sorry about yesterday, I was a bit stupid, I hope I made it up to you.
Hayley} Yeah, its ok, I am pretty sure that I have forgotten it now so we don’t need to bring it up again.
Joe} Cool, I am glad.
Hayley} So, what are you gonna be doing tonight ?.
Joe} I am not really sure yet, probably gonna have a chilled night, by the looks of things.
Hayley} Do you wanna come to a film club with me ?.
Joe} I would love to, Where would it take place Exactly ?.
Hayley} I am not actually sure, there is a place called Films and Stuff, just around the corner, it is free.
Joe} Cool, that sounds good.
Hayley} Cool, see you there.
Meanwhile, at the film club.
Joe} Ohh, the film is about to start, wonder what we’ll watch.
Hayley} I am very excited.
The film started.
Joe} What the hell is this? doesn’t make any sense.
Hayley} Shhh, be quiet.
Joe} I don’t know who would watch this , to be honest, probably geeks who like nothing.
Hayley} look, I am serious now, you are ruining it for the whole club.
Joe} Why did you bring me here? the film is boring, didn’t make sense one bit.
Hayley} Well, I don’t think you like anything, don’t embarrass me in front of everybody.
Joe} I don’t care about the people, I care about my entertainment more.
Hayley} Look, If you don’t like it, just go home.
Joe} Oh ok then, enjoy the crappy film, that is gonna suck all of the entertainment out of your soul.
end of script
Posted on November 27, 2020
My Opinions On The Virus Pandemic With Hayley And Joe
I have just heard about the virus pandemic, and it is a waste of time if you ask me, all of that time indoors wastes like 100 hours of your life, when you could spend your time on other better things. Joe seemed very serious about it, Seriously , Joe is a nerd, He’ll fall for anything you throw at him, I know that Joe wants to do the right thing for both of us but as far as I know He’s pushing himself too far forward. He kept bringing up the words, social distancing and bubbles, I have no idea what he is talking about, I wish I knew every word he brings up to do with the pandemic, It makes me sick, the word bubbles explains that he is sick, how the word bubbles pops up in his mind, it is crazy.
Joe’s opinions on the virus pandemic
I heard about the virus pandemic, and it is really shocking, but it also happened quite sudden, I told Hayley about it too, she thought I was probably crazy, I am not suprised, I keep telling Hayley about important subjects, but she’ll want nothing to do with it, and it is not good because she’ll drive herself down the lane to no good. She was very, extremely late to hear about it, she’s not a news person, for that I don’t blame her, I would do the exact same thing, no doubt. She doesn’t take things very seriously, she doesn’t understand on what damage it can cause, she still thinks it is a joke, I mean come on, give me a break.
I have to explain most things to her, because she can’t get her head around it, I have to spoon feed the information, but it doesn’t digest properly.
Posted on November 27, 2020
Quarantine , Script
Hayley} Hey, Joe.
Joe} Hey, what’s up ?.
Hayley} Oh, nothing really, Would you like to go and have a walk in the park with me ?.
Joe} I would love to, but I’m afraid I can’t.
Hayley} Ok, it is ok, if you are busy we can go another time.
Joe} Yeah, plus we can’t since we have a national lockdown.
Hayley} What ?.
Joe} We have a national lockdown, we can’t go into public places, we have to stay indoors.
Hayley} Yeah , but what the hell is a lockdown ?.
Joe} Are you kidding me , you don’t know what a lockdown is , haven’t you been watching the news, you idiot ?.
Hayley} No, I don’t watch the news, it overwhelmes people, and they are biased and racist.
Joe} Ok, the reason why we have a lockdown is because there is a deadly virus pandemic, so we have to stay indoors so they can slow the spread.
Hayley} Wait, so we are staying indoors, I don’t know what to make of this, I am gonna go crazy in under 5 days, I can’t handle this.
Joe} I know, I am just as disappointed as you are.
Hayley} So , we can’t go out ?.
Joe} Yeah, We can’t.
Hayley} We can probably sneak in and do our buisness, so we don’t get caught.
Joe} No Hayley, we can’t, We’ll get caught and they are giving people 1 million pound fines, we don’t have that sort of money.
Hayley} Woah, I can’t believe this.
Joe} I know.
Hayley} What is the name of the virus anyway ?.
Joe} it is called the coronavirus , but covid 19 for short.
Hayley} Coronavirus, Hah, what a stupid name, they probably thought that is the perfect name but it is crap.
Joe} Yeah, it is not a good name, I have to agree with you on that one.
Hayley} So, what the hell are we gonna do in this stupid pandemic ?.
Joe} I don’t know yet, Hey, heyyyyyy, woah woah woah, slow down.
Hayley} What, Joe ?.
Joe} You are supposed to stay 2 meters apart.
Hayley} Why do I have to do that ?.
Joe} So that you don’t spread the bloody virus, Thank you.
Hayley} Whatever.
Joe} We don’t live in the same house , and we don’t live in a bubble.
Hayley} What the hell is a bubble ?.
Joe} Are you kidding me ? I am not gonna explain to you on what a bubble is.
Hayley} No, tell me.
Joe} sighs] Ok, a bubble is where you pick a few people that you can be with, unless you have to do social distancing.
Hayley} What is social distancing ?.
Joe} Urhhhh.
Joe} Puts on mask}
Hayley} OMG, Joe, what is that you are wearing?.
Joe} Oh this, it is a mask, do you like it ?.
Hayley} No, it is disgusting, why are you wearing that ? Is that some sort of fashion or are you a doctor now ?.
Joe} No , are you being serious, ?a doctor, no , I wear this because of the virus.
Hayley} Do I look like I am sick or something ?.
Joe} No.
Hayley} ok so why are you wearing a mask ?.
Joe} Because it is a rule.
Hayley} ok, then.
Joe] I am not gonna risk my health.
Hayley} Yeah , whatever, do what you want.
Joe} Look, I don’t think you understand.
Hayley} No, I know plenty, you are hiding from the virus, and you are using every excuse you can find.
Joe} No, that is not right, it is not a joke.
Hayley} Yeah, I know, you can do whatever you want to hide from the virus, but I am never gonna understand, ok, I don’t understand what all of this means, I know what a mask is but I don’t know what a bubble or social distancing is.
Joe} Well, maybe you’ll understand if you watch the news.
Hayley} I am never gonna watch the news.
Joe} So how are you gonna understand ? can you read my lips or something ?.
Hayley} No, of course not.
Joe} This virus Isn’t a joke, people die from it.
Hayley ] Oh crap, I never realized it was that bad, so what you wanna do is actually milk the situation into a palava , ok go ahead.
Joe} Hayley, do you wanna catch the virus or not ?.
Hayley} No, but I am just saying.
Joe} You really make every situation as worse as it already is. I am taking safety precautions and you are dodging it, what the hell is that ?.
Hayley} I bloody never wanted to be in this position anyway.
Joe} Don’t we all, but this is the real world, not a fairytale.
Hayley} I know that, Joe.
Joe} You need to start treating subjects more seriously.
Hayley} I know, this virus is a piece of crap, but we won’t let it defeat us, we just have to rise above it.
Joe} Yeah, Sorry if we had a bit of a rant, I am just overwelmed by what’s going on in the world.
Hayley} Yeah it is ok.
End of script
Posted on November 27, 2020
Script} When The Agent Calls
Hayley} Hey.
Joe] Hey. What are you up to ?.
Hayley} Just preparing for a mentor today.
Joe} What, so you are gonna teach a class ?.
Hayley} yeah that’s right, it’s good isn’t ?.
Joe} Yeah but I thought we were gonna hang out today.
Hayley} yeah we will, but when it’s over.
Joe} Ok, we’ll see about that.
Hayley} Oh, stop being pathetic Joe.
Joe} I am not being pathetic, teaching a class is like mentoring a bunch of nerds.
Hayley} Oh, don’t be silly, Don’t call them nerds, they are not nerds, they are human beings.
Joe} yeah, right, it isn’t special anyway, it is just like talking to a brick wall, like the people are visible not exactly there, Hayley will just turn into a fantasist, which will make me look like an idiot, I can just wait for the moment to come.
Hayley} Oh, stop talking a lot of crap, you just over exaggerating .
Joe} Oh , really ? I am yeah. don’t come running to me when you realize it is a lot of crap.
Hayley } Right ok, whatever , see ya.
Joe} see ya.
Joe } Sometimes Hayley doesn’t understand that with any opportunities she gets but doesn’t get how crap they’ll be.
Hayley} Hey , I am back.
Joe} Oh, hi, how was teaching the class of nerds today ?.
Hayley } Oh shut up, they are not nerds, they are human beings just like you, and it was good.
Joe } Oh ok, cool, so what did you lecture about ?.
Hayley } I taught them about Buisness.
Joe} Oh yeah, I never knew you knew about buisiness.
Hayley} Yeah, I haven’t told you.
Joe} So how comes you are always cleaning out your bank account ?.
Hayley} Seriously, What is that got to do with buisness ?.
Joe} Well really, it has got everything to do with it.
Hayley} Well , I don’t really care about that.
Joe} You literally spend all of your savings on stupid things like clothes pegs, you never use them.
Hayley} Yeah, and is that doing any harm ?.
Joe} Yeah, they are all in my cupboard, left untouched.
Hayley} Firstly, How the hell do you know I stock up on clothes pegs ?.
Joe} I check all of the receipts .
Hayley} You don’t go snooping around in my cupboard don’t you ?.
Joe} Firstly, it is my cupboard and not yours, and secondly I don’t, why would I anyway ?.
Hayley} Because to me it does, Tell me the truth Joe, Do you or not ?.
Joe} Ok, I do.
Hayley} What is wrong with you , seriously ?.
Joe} Are you saying that I am nosy ?.
Hayley} Yeah I am, You shouldn’t be looking in places you shouldn’t.
Joe] How dare you ?.
Hayley } Yeah , Well that’ll teach you a lesson.
Joe} Understood, I’ll never do it again.
Hayley} You promise ?.
Joe} Yeah, I promise.
Hayley} Good.
Joe} But seriously, Do you use them ?.
Hayley} Yeah, I use them for my hair.
Joe} Your hair ?, That is why it is so rough.
Hayley} Oh shut up, Don’t talk and insult me about my hair.
Joe} I can if I want to, I have choices.
Hayley} Oh, can we just shut up now ?.
Joe} Yeah, good idea.
end of script
Posted on November 27, 2020
Joe And Hayley Tries the Amazon Echo
Joe] Hey, Alexa, Hello computer.
Alexa} Hello, try me, ask me anything.
Hayley ] Hello Alexa, Are you alright ?
Alexa} Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.
Hayley} Alexa, ask Joe on what he is doing ?
Joe] Alexa, Tell Hayley that it is none of her buisness.
Alexa} You have recently searched for bakeries nearby.
Hayley] Alexa, tell joe that his dinner is getting cold.
Joe] Alexa, Tell Hayley I don’t want her cold, bland spaghetti anyway.
Hayley] Alexa, Tell Joe that I have found a gaming console downstairs in the cellar.
Joe] Alexa, tell Hayley, I am not interested.
Hayley] Alexa, add 10 toilet plungers to my shopping basket.
Joe] Alexa , tell Hayley, to stop being a hoarding misfit.
Hayley] Alexa, Tell Joe he is not the boss.
Joe] Tell Hayley, that I know, that I won’t accept that answer.
Alexa] You have searched for a visit to Chester Zoo.
Joe] Alexa, tell Hayley to invite me.
Hayley] Alexa, Tell Joe I never payed a visit to Chester Zoo.
Joe] Alexa, Tell Hayley she is a Giraffe.
Hayley] Alexa, Tell Joe that he is a zoo himself.
Joe] Alexa , tell Hayley that if I was a zoo, I wouldn’t invite her.
Posted on November 27, 2020
Joe’s Coverage Of Hayley’s Journalist Harrassment
I think it was the time that I’d clear the air about Hayley’s incident, or as I should say Hayley caused the incident and the journalist was victimized . The problem sent shivers down my spine, I don’t really know how the problem started, but what I can say is that hopefully Hayley has learned from her mistakes. When the Journalist opened up about the Brexit conversation, Hayley doesn’t know anything about Brexit or what it is, but she always thought it was an offensive subject to talk about, she never really watches the news, when they mention Brexit Hayley throws a shoe at the tv. that explains most of it. She chased the journalist around the block and around the streets, then locked him in the public toilets, then Hayley kept it all to herself, which was suspicious, it is literally making the hairs on my neck stand up on one end. I guess all of that explains on how much she hates the BBC , can’t blame her though.
Posted on November 27, 2020
Hackney Diaries # Hayley And the Journalist
Hayley] Hi Joe, Can I tell you something ?
Joe] Yeah, sure.
Hayley] I have an interview at the BBC today.
Joe] Really, What time do you have to be there by ?
Hayley] Probably about 3 oclock.
Joe] cool
Hayley] Do you think you can give me a lift, if that is ok with you ?
Joe] yeah, that is fine.
Hayley] Great.
A few minutes later at the studio.
Journalist] Hey, are you Hayley ?
Hayley} yes I am , hello, can we please cut to the chase, I haven’t got all day ?.
Journalist} Ok, Fiesty, anyway, what do you think of brexit ?
Hayley] What the hell is Brexit? How dare you ?
Journalist} What , is there anything wrong ?
Hayley] Hah, is there anything wrong ? yeah it is your voice, it is making me feel motion sick.
Journalist] Okey Dokey.
Hayley] What the hell is that ?
Journalist] What is what ? oh this,.
Hayley] yeah, it looks like a toilet plunger, don’t put it near your mouth, at least have some sense about hygiene .
Journalist} No sorry, this is a microphone, do I look like I work in a plumming indistury ?.
Hayley} Yeah, you do a bit, it is funny.
Journalist] Ok, I need to put this interview to a close, I just got a phone call.
Hayley} Oh really ? I didn’t hear the phone ring .
Journalist} Yeah, it is just on vibrate.
} Leaves room.]
Hayley} What a git ? This interview isn’t over yet .
] Meanwhile, when the journalist is in a phone box]
Journalist} Come on, Come on, Come on, pick up the phone.
Agent] Hello, what do you want ?.
Journalist} Hey, this is a member of your staff, something isn’t going well.
Agent} Oh really ? , ok let me just get my popcorn, start the story.
Journalist} Oh come on man, stop being a piece of crap and help me out for once.
Agent} ok , ok, geez , what is wrong ?.
Journalist} Ok, I think some woman is after me.
Agent} ohh a girlfriend ayy ? never knew you were the type to find a match.
Journalist} Come on man, it is not a joke, it is creeping me out.
Agent} Well, what does she look like ?.
Journalist} Well I don’t know how to put it into words but I think she has Brown and curly hair, brown eyes, I think that is it.
Agent} Wow, so we are going into detail now, aren’t we ?.
Journalist} What ? but you just asked me.
Agent} I know but like that ?.
Journalist} I know but.
Agent} Well, what is she doing ?
Journalist] well, she is outside hugging a tree.
Agent} Ha Ha ha, so funny you are.
Journalist} No, I am being serious, if you don’t believe me, come and see for yourself.
Agent} No way, I am not going there.
Journalist} ok, I need to go and get some fresh air, feeling a bit queasy.
Meanwhile, the journalist is outside going for a walk.
]Phone rings]
Journalist} What is this now ? Hello.
[Hayley’s voicemail]
Hello, Whoever this is, Who do you think you are , asking me about Brexit, If I see you I am gonna throttle the living hell out of you, I am coming for you, watch out.
Journalist} Crap, ok well now what do I do, If she finds me I am stuffed.
[Hayley Laughing on the phone in the phone box } Hahaha.
[Meanwhile, Joe is at home.]
Joe] Where the hell is Hayley? it is now 5 oclock , probably at a cafe or something, I better phone her up and see.
Joe] Dials numbers] Hello.
Hayley] Hello, is this Joe ?
Joe] Yeah, what the heck are you doing at this time ?.
Hayley] I am out on a walk.
Joe} Liar, where actually are you ? How did the interview go ?.
Hayley] Yeah it actually went good[ Makes funny face as she lies].
Joe] Why , what did you do ?.
Hayley] Ok, I locked the journalist in the public toilets, but it is ok now.
Joe] I told you to never do that.
Hayley} What else am I supposed to, the guy almost knocked me with his toilet plunger, or microphone, I get the two mixed up, It was in self defense so it was fine.
Joe] I don’t know, anyway see ya.
[Next morning]
The news] The headlines for 2 oclock, Mad women threatens and locks BBC journalist in public toilets after being on the run, but the suspect is unknown.
Joe] Oh crap, Hayley, look at this.
Hayley} omg, Oh no.
Joe] Stares at each other in a suspicious way}
End of script.
Posted on November 26, 2020
The Halloween Night[ Script
Joe] Hey , What’s up?
Hayley] not much really, you?
Joe] Not much really, Today is Halloween though .
Hayley] Oh really ? , I literally can’t remember what day it is anymore, feel like I am in a time loop or something.
Joe] You are not the only one who is in that position.
Hayley] So, what are we gonna do then? I don’t have a costume.
Joe] You don’t need a costume, we are not gonna do trick or treating.
Hayley} What are we gonna do then ?
Joe] I have a plan, I think we should throw a party.
Hayley] we don’t know anybody who can come in this neighborhood .
Joe] You are right, we can play a trick on the neighbors, Halloween is a time for playing tricks on people.
Hayley] yeah, they need punishment after what they did.
Joe] Yeah, I think what we should do is pretend we are kids and harass them by knocking on their door a hundred times.
Hayley] Yeah, I think that sounds awesome, lets do it.
Joe] I have also been planning to egg their house, I have a box right here.
Hayley] ok , are you sure this is ok ? we might get in trouble.
Joe] ok, I guess we should just stick with the knocking, that is enough damage for them.
Hayley] Yeah, cool, so when are we gonna do it all ?
Joe] Oh come and meet me outside of my house at 7 oclock, then we’ll start.
Hayley] ok, cool, see you then.
7 oclock appeared and came.
Hayley] Hey, are you here yet ?
Joe] yeah, coming right now.
Hayley] cool.
Joe] Hey, I’m here, lets start.
Hayley] Ok, lets go, who’s gonna go first, me or you ?
Joe] You can go first if you want.
Hayley] ok cool, Here goes nothing.
] Knocks on the door]
Daisy] Who is it ? it can’t be the trick or treaters already, it is like 7 oclock.
Hayley] Hello, Trick or treat, can I have some sweets?
Daisy} What’s the magic word ?
Hayley} Oh for goodness sake, Please.
Daisy] ok, here’s the sweet, Happy Halloween.
Hayley] Thank you.
Hayley] Hey, Joe, do you think she noticed me ?
Joe] Nah.
They knocked again
Hayley] Shall I tell her its us?
Joe] Yeah.
Daisy] What do you want now ?
Hayley] Hi, Sike, this was Hayley and Joe, we got you good, Hah Hah.
Daisy} Oh for goodness sake, get lost.
Joe] You can say that again.
Daisy] look, I want you guys gone.
Joe] Try us.
Daisy] Oh shut up, I am trying to throw a party here.
Joe] Ohh a party ay? what theme ?
Daisy] Look, I am not friends with you guys ok, get lost.
Joe] Oh before I go, Trick or treat.
Daisy] Go away.
Joe] well, that was a waste of time.
Hayley] you can say that again.
Joe] Wait, I have something to show you, lets go home and see.
Hayley] I am excited, not gonna lie.
Joe] ok, close your eyes.
Hayley] ok, my eyes are closed, Oh god it stinks, what is that?, you didn’t find that old boot again didn’t you ?
Joe] No, it is better then that, trust me.
Joe] ok, open your eyes.
Hayley] Woah , you used a cabbage for a pumpkin, impressive, stinks though.
Joe] I know.
All together] Happy Halloween Everybody.