Posted on November 28, 2020
Weird Dreams With Jane, Marcus
Every couple of days , I have dreams and I am telling you now, they are not normal. Once I had a dream or a nightmare , where the school building was set on fire and we had to get sent home for our whole lives, Never was gonna get an education, that is my worst nightmare. Then I had another dream where there was a tornado in the canteen at school, then nobody was allowed to go and eat their lunch, we had to starve the whole day. I had another nightmare where we had a zombie apocolypse and everybody was going nuts, I can’t even explain, it was terrifying . I had another dream where Daryl dropped out of school, and it means a lot to me because he is one of my best friends , I thought I would never see him again, then I woke up and asked him and he said that I am sick, guess that explains everything.
Posted on November 28, 2020
Funny Moments In Class
We have had many weird } funny moments in school and class, here are some of the moments we had.
Whenever the teacher leaves our classroom, we literally un disguise ourselves as like trouble makers and we do a lot of weird things when the teacher is gone. Once we threw a party and we all started to jump on all the tables, and we treated the classroom like a playground, it was quite funny from the start, but now I feel guilty and I regret it. Have you ever had like a feeling where you feel dead inside ?, I had that feeling when I asked my teacher for a piece of paper, but I called her Mum, and she didn’t like it, Ladies and Gentlemen, don’t call your female teachers , mum because you’ll regret it, ok.
Posted on November 28, 2020
Funny Movie And Cinema Nights
As a group we go to the cinemas and theatres quite a lot, when we need a break from school, we’ll pretty much just head there. Jade, my other friend, she’d literally watch anything, no matter what the genre is, whereas Daryl, he’d dread coming to the cinemas, he can’t stand boring films, or romantic films as I should say, He’ll literally find any excuse to not watch a movie so He’d stay at home , pretending nothing had happened. However One time when Jade went to the cinema with us, she got in a fight with somebody in front of us, he seemed to be making loud noises and talking very loudly , so she threw popcorn at him, and I know on how annoying things like that can be and I am proud on how Jade dealt with the whole situation.
Posted on November 28, 2020
Personal Opinions On My Friends
As you already know, I have 4 close friends, who are, Jade, Sarah, Daryl and Jane, I started off with Sarah then I met the rest along the way , in year 10. Daryl used to be my friend in my primary school, them I found out that he was coming to my secondary school, which was exciting but he is a wierd0 , embarrassed me and my friends, still does, I used to look out for him since he was quite young in age and had trouble making friends and settling in so I thought I’d let him come with us. Jade is a very emotional person, if we watch a video or a film that appears to have a sad or a middle and ending , she’ll literally tear up, and if it had to be any of us, who would be filled with different emotions, it would be her.
Posted on November 28, 2020
Hilarious Moments With my Friends
There was time where I planned a prank on one of my teachers, and the prank included me hiding then jump scaring, and the prank backfired and I got a detention, fun times.
There was this other time where me and my friends got locked out of Sarah’s property, If you don’t know on who Sarah is, she is one of my friends, and what really happened was we pranked her, we turned our backs againgst her, but inside we really laughed our heads off while trying to act serious, I hope she knows that, but she probably doesn’t, I should probably go and apologize . Once I had to help Jade, [ one of my other close friends] to make a presentation to present to the class, and we had to make one on animal habitats, and we chose a picture of a wild boar and the class laughed at us, and the teacher had to hide the pain while trying to handle the class.
Posted on November 28, 2020
High School Diaries , Get To Know The Characters
Names of the characters.
Sarah
Marcus
Daryl
Jane
Jade
Facts about Sarah.
Full name] Sarah Cassidy
Favorite school subjects] History, least favorite subjects, Science and geography.
Favorite desserts] Cake and ice cream.
Age’ 18 years old.
Favorite hobbies, Partying.
Facts about Marcus.
Full name~ Marcus Jones.
Favorite sport~ Football.
Pet peeves~ Crowded public places.
Obsessed with 80s themes,
Age~ 20 years old.
His favorite subjects are Catering and language studies.
Get to know Jade.
Full name~ Jade Harrison.
Pet hates~ getting lost.
Loves Ice cream.
likes singing in choirs.
Get to know Sarah .
Age~ 22.
Birth date~ 8th of December 20008.
She likes getting to watch football matches and hanging out with her friends.
Get to know Daryl.
Age~ 17 years old.
Full name~ Daryl Stewarts .
Pet hates~ being late for school.
He isn’t a very social person.
Likes reading books.
Posted on November 28, 2020
The New Programme
Joe} Hey
Hayley} Hi
Joe} I think I need an honest opinion here .
Hayley} Ok, well, what is it ?.
Joe} Do you think I am weird ?.
Hayley} Why are you asking me this ?.
Joe} No reason.
Hayley} What are you expecting me to say ?.
Joe} Well, I don’t really know .
Hayley} What do you mean by weird ?.
Joe} I don’t know, I think I am weird.
Hayley} Name me an example.
Joe} Ok, well, I wear non matching socks and I drink cold tea, If you don’t think that is weird then I don’t know what will.
Hayley} Joe, I can’t get my head around whether you want me to admit that you are weird, cause then you’ll hate me for it.
Joe} I obviously don’t care.
Hayley} Ok, you are weird.
Joe} What did you say ?.
Hayley} What ?.
Joe} You just said I was weird, How dare you ?.
Hayley} Yeah, but you said that you don’t care about people admitting that you are weird.
Joe} Yeah, when did I say that ?.
Hayley} Are you playing a game Joe ?.
Joe} I don’t know what you are talking about .
Hayley} Well, this is just dumb, let’s forget about it.
Joe} Ok.
Hayley} I watched that programme that you introduced me to yesterday.
Joe} Really, was it good ?.
Hayley} No, they are crap.
Joe} Well, you absolutly have no taste.
Hayley} I don’t have taste, you sent me a programme about lawn mowing, does that explain that I have no taste ?.
Joe} It wasn’t about Lawn Mowing, Can’t you read ?.
Hayley} What the hell was it anyway ?.
Joe} it was a nature programme.
Hayley} Not where I was standing.
Joe} Then what the hell did you think you saw ?.
Hayley} All I saw was a plane flying back and forth.
Joe} I think you need your eyes tested.
Hayley} But this makes no sense, why would you send me programme like that ?.
Joe} Cause I know you watch rubbish tv shows, I needed to show you something else.
Hayley} Listen to me, that shit programme sucked up all of my data and space, for nothing but a bloody aeroplane.
Joe} Well, I don’t care.
Hayley} You better bloody care, you are paying for the space and data, not me.
Joe} If it is such a problem, how much data did it waste ?.
Hayley} Like about 5,30 % .
Joe} Ok, I am not paying for that.
Hayley } Yes, you bloody well are, don’t be greedy.
Joe} Why can’t you just go to the bank ?.
Hayley} We are not, we are banned, you shouldn’t of smashed that cash machine to pieces, wouldn’t of been in this mess.
Joe} Nothing would have happened anyway, the assistant was being a jerk, wasn’t our fault.
Hayley} Look, I don’t want the programme anymore ok.
Joe} That is fine , you have the brain expansion of a peanut, so you can’t understand the masterpiece, I am gonna keep it myself.
Hayley} Great, Then you can share the stupidity to yourself, that’ll prove that you are weird.
End of script
Posted on November 28, 2020
Joe And Hayley’s Guide to Childcare
- If they are brats, don’t babysit them, call their parents to do it, If they don’t, they are lazy.
- Don’t chase them with a toilet plunger for dicipline, you’ll regret it.
- If the kids are spoiled, Don’t talk to them, they’ll hatch in a bigger egg and do more drama, so leave them alone.
- Don’t call them younger then their age, because you’ll never know why you ended up with a black eye.
- Never accept to play hide and seek, if you force them, you’d wish you would hide.
Never follow these rules if you want to alienate the kids, don’t ask Joe and Hayley for parental advice, they are now banned from following these rules, go and ask a professional for advice.
Posted on November 28, 2020
Prank Calls Script
Hayley} Hey Joe.
Joe} Hey, what’s up ?.
Hayley} Not much really, How about you ?.
Joe} Yeah, not much either.
Joe} Do you like prank calls ?.
Hayley} Yeah , I love them, Have you ever done one before ?.
Joe} Yeah, but it didn’t end well though.
Hayley} Really , Do you fancy doing one ?.
Joe} Yeah, I’d love to, who are we gonna call ?.
Hayley} I think we should prank call one of our friends .
Joe} Ok, this will be good.
Hayley} Yeah.
Hayley called the person
Hayley} Hey can I order a pizza please ? Yeah, I would like to order one margarita and a large pepperoni please.
Person} Is this a joke or something ?.
Hayley} No, what are you talking about ?.
Person} I am not a pizza delivery person.
Hayley} Oh are you joking ?, I thought you were .
Person} [ hangs up]
Hayley} Omg, that was really good.
Joe} yeah it was, I’ll do one now.
Hayley} Go for it, Who are you gonna call ?.
Joe} You’ll see, Hello this is somebody calling from your local bank, you haven’t payed your bills yet.
Person} What are you talking about ? I did.
Joe} Well , from my statistics it says that you haven’t .
Person} Oh no, sorry, I’ll pay it then.
Joe} Yeah, damn right, See ya.
Person} Bye.
Joe} How did I do ?.
Hayley} Yeah, you did great.
Joe} Do you think We’ll get in trouble ?.
Hayley} Nah, don’t think so.
Joe} Cool, prank calls are sick, it is such a shame that it all goes wrong.
Hayley} Yeah, it is such a shame.
Joe} I have seen so many videos on kids doing prank calls and they get called by the police a lot.
Hayley} Are you serious ?.
Joe} Yeah, I feel sorry for them because they are only having a laugh and the people take it the wrong way, it is awful.
Hayley} Yeah, I agree.
Joe} Do you think that’ll happen to us ?.
Hayley} I doubt it but hopefully not.
Joe} I should probably go block my phone.
Hayley} Yeah.
Joe} If somebody knocks on the door, just lock it and I’ll take a saucepan, just in case anything goes wrong.
Hayley } Ok, cool.
Joe} Ok, I better get going but call me if you need any help with anything.
Hayley} Ok, see ya.
A few minutes later, Hayley hears a knock on the door.
Hayley} Oh crap, Someone is at the door, got to call Joe.
Hayley} Hey Joe, Come quick, somebody is at the door.
Joe} Ok, I am coming now.
Hayley} Ok, come quick.
Unknown} Open the door, open the door, open the door.
Joe} Not today, step away from the door, You’ll be sorry.
Unknown} Oh sorry, this is a misunderstanding , I am supposed to be here to deliver a parcel to your door.
Hayley} Oh it is alright then, sorry about that.
Joe} Don’t scare us like that, almost made us wanna beat you up.
Hayley} Yeah, exactly.
Unknown} Oh sorry about that, anyway see ya.
Joe} see ya.
Hayley} see ya.
Hayley} That was close and scary.
Joe} Yeah, now you know how I feel when I have to open doors for people.
Hayley} Yeah, you are not the only one.
Joe} Hey, you thinking what I’m thinking ?.
Hayley} What ?, more phone prank calls ?.
Joe} Yeah, let’s do it.
End of script