Script} When The Agent Calls

Hayley} Hey.

Joe]  Hey. What are you up to ?.

Hayley} Just preparing for a mentor today.

Joe} What, so you are gonna teach a class ?.

Hayley} yeah that’s right, it’s good isn’t ?.

Joe} Yeah but I thought we were gonna hang out today.

Hayley} yeah we will, but when it’s over.

Joe} Ok, we’ll see about that.

Hayley} Oh, stop being pathetic  Joe.

Joe} I am not being pathetic, teaching a class is like mentoring a bunch of nerds.

Hayley} Oh, don’t be silly, Don’t call them nerds, they are not nerds, they are human beings.

Joe} yeah, right, it isn’t special anyway, it is just like talking to a brick wall, like the people are visible not exactly there, Hayley will just turn into a fantasist, which will make me look like an idiot, I can just wait for the moment to come.

Hayley} Oh, stop talking a lot of crap, you just over exaggerating .

Joe} Oh , really ? I am yeah. don’t come running to me when you realize it is a lot of crap.

Hayley } Right ok, whatever , see ya.

Joe} see ya.

Joe } Sometimes Hayley doesn’t understand that with any opportunities  she gets but doesn’t get how crap they’ll be.

Hayley} Hey , I am back.

Joe} Oh, hi, how was teaching the class of nerds today ?.

Hayley } Oh shut up, they are not nerds, they are human beings just like you, and it was good.

Joe } Oh ok, cool, so what did you lecture about ?.

Hayley } I taught them about Buisness.

Joe} Oh yeah, I never knew you knew about buisiness.

Hayley} Yeah, I haven’t told you.

Joe} So how comes you are always cleaning out your bank account ?.

Hayley} Seriously, What is that got to do with buisness ?.

Joe} Well really, it has got everything to do with it.

Hayley} Well , I don’t really care about that.

Joe} You literally spend all of your savings on stupid things like clothes pegs, you never use them.

Hayley} Yeah, and is that doing any harm ?.

Joe} Yeah, they are all in my cupboard, left untouched.

Hayley} Firstly, How the hell do you know I stock up on clothes pegs ?.

Joe} I check all of the receipts .

Hayley} You don’t go snooping around in my cupboard don’t you ?.

Joe} Firstly, it is my cupboard and not yours, and secondly I don’t, why would I anyway ?.

Hayley} Because to me it does, Tell me the truth Joe, Do you or not ?.

Joe} Ok, I do.

Hayley} What is wrong with you , seriously ?.

Joe} Are you saying that I am nosy ?.

Hayley} Yeah I am, You shouldn’t be looking in places you shouldn’t.

Joe] How dare you ?.

Hayley } Yeah , Well that’ll teach you a lesson.

Joe} Understood, I’ll never do it again.

Hayley} You promise ?.

Joe} Yeah, I promise.

Hayley} Good.

Joe} But seriously, Do you use them ?.

Hayley} Yeah, I use them for my hair.

Joe} Your hair ?, That is why it is so rough.

Hayley} Oh shut up, Don’t talk and insult me about my hair.

Joe} I can if I want to, I have choices.

Hayley} Oh, can we just shut up now ?.

Joe} Yeah, good idea.

end of script