My First Ever Script For The Hackney Diaries

Hayley} Hey Joe. Joe} Hey, what are you up to ?. Hayley} Nothing really, you ?. Joe} Nothing much, just wanted to come over. Hayley} Cool, do you fancy doing a kareoke night tonight ?. Joe} Oh really… Read More

More Weird Moments With Joe And Hayley

There was this time where we went to the Bank to put some money in my account, and Joe came along too, he had a go at pressing the buttons on the machine, then the cash machine was… Read More

Sports With Joe And Hayley

I used to do sports in school, I used to like playing sports like football and tennis, ever since I met Hayley, I stopped taking part. I didn’t like the fact that somebody could bat a ball and… Read More

Joe And Hayley’s Discussion On The Lockdown Party

Joe} Where the hell did you get the idea to throw a party during Lockdown from ?. Hayley} What Party ?. Joe } You know what I am talking about, the party we threw in Lockdown ?. Hayley}… Read More

Discussing Things Between Us With Joe

We are the sort of people who have some things in common, but we also don’t, Hayley is the sort of person who can be nice but can also get crazy, and I am a normal person, so… Read More

What We Do In Power Cuts

Usually, power cuts are very annoying, I missed my favorite tv show, I sometimes feel like it is the end of the world , even though it is just a TV , but we care about our TV… Read More

Enjoy The Finer Things In Life With Hayley And Joe

Chase cats along the streets. Create carbon footprints and trail them until you arrive home. Record tapes and trick Hayley with them. Hayley can fall for things quite easily, so go easy on her. Hayley’s finer things in… Read More

Day In A Life Of Joe And Hayley

If you guys wanna know what our life is like, we’ll explain it. I wake up, brush my teeth, I read a book depending on my level of focus. Then I put breafast, Hayley pretty much hogs up… Read More

Joe’s Response To Hayley Calling Him Hurceles On Drugs

What the hell is Hayley on about ?, How dare she compare me to someone else, How dare she call me Hurceles on drugs, I know who I’ll compare her to, one of the witches from The Wizard… Read More

Joe Convinces Hayley That He’s Jackie Chan

Joe} Hey. Hayley} Hi, what’s up ?. Joe} I’m good, you ?. Hayley } Yeah, good. Joe} Look, I learned this new thing yesterday, let me know on what you think of it . Hayley} Ok, let’s see… Read More