Joe Convinces Hayley That He’s Jackie Chan

Joe} Hey.

Hayley} Hi, what’s up ?.

Joe} I’m good, you ?.

Hayley } Yeah, good.

Joe} Look, I learned this new thing yesterday, let me know on what you think of it .

Hayley} Ok, let’s see it then.

Joe} Does Tornado kick}

Hayley} What the hell is that, exactly ?.

Joe} It is a tornado kick, it’s cool right ?.

Hayley} No, you could barely lift your foot in the air.

Joe}  That’s the whole point, you spin, then you lift your leg up and kick.

Hayley} Who do you think you are ?, Jackie Chan ?.

Joe} Well, that is an insult, you can’t do any better, I am Jackie Chan.

Hayley} Look, there is only one Jackie Chan, and you are not him., geez, I think lockdown is messing with you, you don’t know who you are anymore.

Joe} That is fine, you are not any better, and I can prove it .

Hayley} Well, I can prove that , I can do it better than you.

Joe} Well, that is impossible, keep dreaming.

Hayley} Does kick]

Joe} What the hell was that ?.

Hayley }  Well, that is an improvement .

Joe} No, you look like you just shit yourself, you call that an improvement ?.

Hayley} That was an improvement, you looked like you had ants in your pants, don’t tell me that your one is better.

Joe} Well, at least I tried, anyway, if you done it to high, you’d fly across the room.

Hayley} Well, it would be funny if that happened to you.

Joe} Oh, shut up.

Hayley} u almost knocked over my flower vase , and it is valuable, makes it worse.

Joe} Well, you are lucky I didn’t smash your windows, let alone your vase.

Hayley } Look, you almost smashed my flippen vase, if you smash my windows , I’ll bloody kill you.

Joe} First of all, I ain’t paying for no bloody vase, and secondly, my attempt at the kick was an effort.

Hayley} Yeah but you could barely lift your leg up, that wasn’t even a kick, that was a ” lift your leg up and wave it in the air and ruin the air flow, nowhere a kick.

Joe} Well, your attempt looked like you just had foot lygement surgery that didn’t go well, and you had side affects .

Hayley} Would it just be fine , If we stop talking about this stupid thing ?.

Joe} Yeah, But I am better, just bare that in mind .

Hayley} Ghhhh.r

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