Joe And Hayley’s Discussion On The Lockdown Party

Joe} Where the hell did you get the idea to throw a party during Lockdown from ?.

Hayley} What Party ?.

Joe } You know what I am talking about, the party we threw in Lockdown ?.

Hayley} Ok  first of all, that was not my idea, you are not well in the head.

Joe} It wasn’t my fault, it was yours .

Hayley} No it wasn’t, you were the one that was badgering me on about it, I have nothing to do with it .

Joe} Why are you lying ?.

Hayley} I am not lying, you  are .

Joe} Do you have any idea on what trouble we may have caused ?.

Hayley} What trouble?, this is not gang crime.

Joe} I know but it is illegal , do you know that you could pay fines ?.

Hayley} Oh, I never knew this was so serious, Joe , bloody pull yourself together, no one in Downing Street follows the restrictions and rules.

Joe} How do you know that ?, do you go and install cameras and film footage of Boris Johnson eating bloody pizza and drinking beer ?.

Hayley} No silly, why are you really serious about this anyway ?.

Joe} Why am I so serious ?, why am I so serious ?, I’ll tell you why I am so serious, because this is serious, it is not a laughing matter.

Hayley} Yeah, like you care about the law .

Joe} Well I care, you don’t go in someone’s house and ask if you wanna join in.

Hayley} Well, what are you supposed to do then ?, stay outside and watch from the windows ?.

Joe} No, you do neither, you don’t be a spy and peak through people’s personal lives.

Hayley} I don’t see why this is a problem .

Joe} Look, just because the Government are breaking the rules, doesn’t mean that we should too.

Hayley} Look, as far as I know, that idiot Dominic Cummings , he broke the rules to go and take an eye test, What a bloody idiot ?.

Joe} Yeah, I bet you right now , that Boris Johnson is celebrating , drinking and playing Russian Roulette , he doesn’t care about the rules.

Hayley} Yeah, I don’t think we should either.

Joe} Yeah.

Hayley} I think we should just forget about the whole thing .

Joe} I know, but it is important , what if people see us, they’ll call the police, then we’ll get stuck.

Hayley} Yeah so, it doesn’t matter, they can be nosy, not our fault we’ll get stuck in a apocolyptic hole.

Joe} Ok, I am just gonna go to bed, the whole thing is messing with my head, see ya later.

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