My First Ever Script For The Hackney Diaries

Hayley} Hey Joe.

Joe} Hey, what are you up to ?.

Hayley} Nothing really, you ?.

Joe} Nothing much, just wanted to come over.

Hayley} Cool, do you fancy doing a kareoke night tonight ?.

Joe} Oh really ?, I’d love to , what time will it start ?.

Hayley} Probably about 8 30 oclock , does that sound ok ?.

Joe} Yeah, that sounds about it, I can’t wait, see you then.

Joe} What song do you wanna sing ?.

Hayley} I don’t really want to sing to be honest, but you can sing.

Joe} Oh ok sure, I’ll sing, just promise that you won’t complain about my voice.

Hayley} Ok, just don’t sing Oasis, I am not very fond with it, you see.

Joe} Ok, it is my choice, don’t ruin it for me.

Hayley} Ok, go for whatever suits you then,

Joe} For goodness sake Hayley, I can’t win with you Hayley, we came here to have fun, not to take the piss out of each other’s voices.

Hayley} I know but, what exactly is the point of singing if you can’t sing ?.

Joe} Because it is fun, why else would we do it ?.

Hayley} Can we just like stop and just watch tv instead, kareoke is just boring and stale ?.

Joe} Well, first of all, no and it is not stale, if you don’t like it you have no heart.

Hayley} I can have a heart without liking Kareoke thanks.

Joe} Do you think that we look stupid , sitting here having a row about kareoke ?.

Hayley} Yeah, but I obviously don’t mind having an argument about it.

Joe} First of all, you suck all of the fun out of everything .

Hayley} Well, you sound like a Hover when you sing.

Joe} Oh do I ?, well you sound like a drowning rat when you sing.

Hayley} Let’s just give up,  I’m going home .

Joe} Ok, I’ll give you some time to think about it.

Hayley} Ok, goodbye then.

Joe} Goodbye.