Day In A Life Of Joe And Hayley

If you guys wanna know what our life is like, we’ll explain it.

I wake up, brush my teeth, I read a book depending on my level of focus. Then I put breafast, Hayley pretty much hogs up the whole box of cornflakes, I have to always take a trip up to Tesco to get more. Then , I have a haircut , the scissors always misses , then that gets hair everywhere, takes long to clean up. Then when I turn on my phone, I have to go through the dread of replying back to Hayley’s text messages , sends me hundreds , wastes my data.

Welcome to my life and world.