More Weird Moments With Joe And Hayley

There was this time where we went to the Bank to put some money in my account, and Joe came along too, he had a go at pressing the buttons on the machine, then the cash machine was frozen , so we had to ask an assistant to come and have a look, the assistant couldn’t come because he was busy with another customer , which wasn’t helpful since we were in a rush, so then , Joe got furious and kicked and smashed the machine, and we got kicked out.

Once, me and Hayley baked a cake together, well it wasn’t really a cake since it failed, and it wasn’t a normal fail, it was a disasterous fail, the top part of the cake slipped off , and the jam stained Hayley’s clothes, she put salt instead of sugar , for the jam , she put ketchup, peanut butter for the cream, a disgusting masterpiece .

There was another time where we played charades and Hayley did a dance move, and I had no idea on what the dance move even was, and it was cringy , I said, ” I have no idea on what it is ”, and I said that it was cringy, she did the dance move on a plank of wood , she probably got blisters, However , Hayley was preparing to punch me but I moved out of the way and she punched herself in the face, then she got angry and I laughed , then she punched me, I have a bruise  now, I’m scared that she might plonk me on the head with it, better move it, I didn’t mean to offend her like that but let’s be honest, it was cringy. The dance looked like a mix of the worm, and a push up, she looked like a blobfish and a dog doing a shit, I wish they’d be a way so that everybody could see it, maybe I’ll post it up on Facebook , I’ll get 1000.00 million likes, But I won’t because I’ll get punched again, then the aftermath would be that I won’t have a face anymore.