Joe And Hayley’s Guide to Childcare

1. If they are brats, don’t babysit them, call their parents to do it, If they don’t, they are lazy.
2. Don’t chase them with a toilet plunger for dicipline, you’ll regret it.
3. If the kids are spoiled, Don’t talk to them, they’ll hatch in a bigger egg and do more drama, so leave them alone.
4. Don’t call them younger then their age, because you’ll never know why you ended up with a black eye.
5. Never accept to play hide and seek, if you force them, you’d wish you would hide.

 

Never follow these rules if you want to alienate the kids, don’t ask Joe and Hayley for parental advice, they are now banned from following these rules, go and ask a professional for advice.