The New Programme

Joe} Hey

Hayley} Hi

Joe} I think I need an honest opinion here .

Hayley} Ok, well, what is it ?.

Joe} Do you think I am weird ?.

Hayley} Why are you asking me this ?.

Joe} No reason.

Hayley} What are you expecting me to say ?.

Joe} Well, I don’t really know .

Hayley} What do you mean by weird ?.

Joe} I don’t know,  I think I am weird.

Hayley} Name me an example.

Joe} Ok, well, I wear non matching socks and I drink cold tea, If you don’t think that is weird then I don’t know what will.

Hayley} Joe, I can’t get my head around whether you want me to admit that you are weird, cause then you’ll hate me for it.

Joe} I obviously don’t care.

Hayley} Ok, you are weird.

Joe} What did you say ?.

Hayley} What ?.

Joe} You just said I was weird, How dare you ?.

Hayley} Yeah, but you said that you don’t care about people admitting that you are weird.

Joe} Yeah, when did I say that ?.

Hayley} Are you playing a game Joe ?.

Joe} I don’t know what you are talking about .

Hayley} Well, this is just dumb, let’s forget about it.

Joe} Ok.

Hayley} I watched that programme that you introduced me to yesterday.

Joe} Really, was it good ?.

Hayley} No, they are crap.

Joe} Well, you absolutly have no taste.

Hayley} I don’t have taste, you sent me a programme about lawn mowing, does that explain that I have no taste ?.

Joe} It wasn’t about Lawn Mowing, Can’t you read ?.

Hayley} What the hell was it anyway ?.

Joe} it was a nature programme.

Hayley} Not where I was standing.

Joe} Then what the hell did you think you saw ?.

Hayley} All I saw was a plane flying back and forth.

Joe} I think you need your eyes tested.

Hayley} But this makes no sense, why would you send me programme like that ?.

Joe} Cause I know you watch rubbish tv shows, I needed to show you something else.

Hayley} Listen to me, that shit programme sucked up all of my data and space, for nothing but a bloody aeroplane.

Joe} Well, I don’t care.

Hayley} You better bloody care, you are paying for the space and data, not me.

Joe} If it is such a problem, how much data did it waste ?.

Hayley} Like about 5,30 % .

Joe} Ok, I am not paying for that.

Hayley } Yes, you bloody well are, don’t be greedy.

Joe} Why can’t you just go to the bank ?.

Hayley} We are not, we are banned, you shouldn’t of smashed that cash machine to pieces, wouldn’t of been in this mess.

Joe} Nothing would have happened anyway, the assistant was being a jerk, wasn’t our fault.

Hayley} Look, I don’t want the programme anymore ok.

Joe} That is fine , you have the brain expansion of a peanut, so you can’t understand the masterpiece, I am gonna keep it myself.

Hayley} Great, Then you can share the stupidity to yourself, that’ll prove that you are weird.

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