Prank Calls Script

Hayley} Hey Joe.

Joe} Hey, what’s up ?.

Hayley} Not much really, How about you ?.

Joe} Yeah, not much either.

Joe} Do you like prank calls ?.

Hayley} Yeah , I love them, Have you ever done one before ?.

Joe} Yeah, but it didn’t end well though.

Hayley} Really , Do you fancy doing one ?.

Joe} Yeah, I’d love to, who are we gonna call ?.

Hayley} I think we should prank call one of our friends .

Joe} Ok, this will be good.

Hayley} Yeah.

Hayley called the person

Hayley} Hey can I order a pizza please ? Yeah, I would like to order one margarita and a large pepperoni please.

Person} Is this a joke or something ?.

Hayley} No, what are you talking about ?.

Person} I am not a pizza delivery person.

Hayley} Oh are you joking ?, I thought you were .

Person} [ hangs up]

Hayley} Omg, that was really good.

Joe} yeah it was, I’ll do one now.

Hayley} Go for it, Who are you gonna call ?.

Joe} You’ll see, Hello this is somebody calling from your local bank, you haven’t payed your bills yet.

Person} What are you talking about ? I did.

Joe} Well , from my statistics it says that you haven’t .

Person} Oh no, sorry, I’ll pay it then.

Joe} Yeah, damn right, See ya.

Person} Bye.

Joe} How did I do ?.

Hayley} Yeah, you did great.

Joe} Do you think We’ll get in trouble ?.

Hayley} Nah, don’t think so.

Joe} Cool, prank calls are sick, it is such a shame that it all goes wrong.

Hayley} Yeah, it is such a shame.

Joe} I have seen so many videos on kids doing prank calls and they get called by the police a lot.

Hayley} Are you serious ?.

Joe} Yeah, I feel sorry for them because they are only having a laugh and the people take it the wrong way, it is awful.

Hayley} Yeah, I agree.

Joe} Do you think that’ll happen to us ?.

Hayley} I doubt it but hopefully not.

Joe} I should probably go block my phone.

Hayley} Yeah.

Joe} If somebody knocks on the door, just lock it and I’ll take a saucepan, just in case anything goes wrong.

Hayley } Ok, cool.

Joe} Ok, I better get going but call me if you need any help with anything.

Hayley} Ok, see ya.

A few minutes later, Hayley hears a knock on the door.

Hayley} Oh crap, Someone is at the door, got to call Joe.

Hayley} Hey Joe, Come quick, somebody is at the door.

Joe} Ok, I am coming now.

Hayley} Ok, come quick.

Unknown} Open the door, open the door, open the door.

Joe} Not today, step away from the door, You’ll be sorry.

Unknown} Oh sorry, this is a misunderstanding , I am supposed to be here to deliver a parcel to your door.

Hayley} Oh it is alright then, sorry about that.

Joe} Don’t scare us like that, almost made us wanna beat you up.

Hayley} Yeah, exactly.

Unknown} Oh sorry about that, anyway see ya.

Joe} see ya.

Hayley} see ya.

Hayley} That was close and scary.

Joe} Yeah, now you know how I feel when I have to open doors for people.

Hayley} Yeah, you are not the only one.

Joe} Hey, you thinking what I’m thinking ?.

Hayley} What ?, more phone prank calls ?.

Joe} Yeah, let’s do it.

End of script