Two Hours Of Guff, My New Script, The Dancing Queen And Earth Wind And Fire

Hi guys, hope you’re all doing well. I have something very special in store for you guys today . I written a new script. I think I wrote it three days ago . It’s called Two Hours Of Guff. It’s a new series of scripts I have started. If you don’t know what it’s about, basically, it’s about these geezers who just talk crap for two hours. I think it’s very funny, I hope you enjoy it . Just letting you know, this script contains strong language and adult humor, so if you’re under 15 and 18, I suggest that you check in with a parent . Okay, that’s about it, I hope you enjoy.

Daniel} Where were you, last night ?, I heard music blasting from your house at 10 pm. You call that style ?, that’s not style, that’s just stupid. You’re supposed to be sleeping, not dancing .

Timothy} Oh my god, Daniel, I told you, I don’t go to bloody prom .

Charlie} You drove me nuts, man. All day and all night, twisting the night away like bloody Teresa May. What even was that, Abba ?.

Sam} I don’t know what it was .

Timothy} It wasn’t Abba, it was Earth, Wind And Fire. You could tell it wasn’t Abba, because it was a man’s voice .

Terry} That doesn’t make sense though, because they all sing in high pitched voices .

Sam} Yeah, for like one bit, then for the rest of the song, they go back to their normal voices . Normal, whatever that is .

Timothy} No they bloody don’t. They don’t go back to their normal voices. It escelates throughout the whole entire bloody song. It like repeats. It’s different at the beginning, then it’s same at the end. In reality, that’s what a song is like .

Daniel} Man, how do you know about music ?. You work in the indestury or something ?. You seem to be clued up, somehow . You listen to one song and suddenly you’re an expert, all of the sudden . Everyone’s an expert these days. Why can’t it just be like the good old days, why can’t everyone just be clueless. You don’t have to know shit about anything like you do now .

Sam} Yeah, and yet, you choose to live in that world. You go on about society every five minutes. You don’t like this world. If you don’t like this world so much, why not leave ?. You know where the door is, just walk through it, bye bye .

Daniel} Yeah, see, that’s the thing, really. You can’t . Whether you like it or not, this is the world we live in, this is how it is, if you don’t like it, then. There’s not much you really do .

{Silence}

Timothy} How did you even mix up Abba with Earth Wind And Fire ?. They’re like two different things in comparison. How you thought of that is beyond me. You’re mad, you are. How did you even confuse yourself with the two.

Charlie} I don’t know, man. I just felt like that when I was growing up. I didn’t know which one was Abba, didn’t know which one was Earth Wind And Fire. They both just sound the same to me. I know it sounds crazy .

Timothy} But how can you mix them up. It’s obvious, isn’t it ?. They’re different. I don’t know if this is true or not, but everyone in Abba is white, apparently. In Earth Wind And Fire is completely different . You’re thick, totally out of question, but why are you thick ?.

Charlie} I’m not thick, I swear. When I was 15, I got confused between the two.

Timothy} Right well, what about now then ?. Do you still believe that Abba and Earth Wind And Fire are the same ?.

Charlie} Yeah, I still believe that they are both the same. I mean, ok, think about it, yeah ?. They’re very similiar. Skin colour, no, but the music sounds the same. It’s mental if you think about it .

Timothy} I wonder about you sometimes, you know ?, . You’re really bloody concerning . If they ever saw you like this, they’d probably section you . There’s no escape from that one, I’m telling you .

Charlie} Right, well if they did capture me, then it’ll be fine, because then me and the doctors can listen to Abba and Earth Wind And Fire, it will be a right old laugh . { Then he starts singing Abba}

Charlie} Ohhhh, you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. Ohh, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.

Timothy} Ughh, my god, help me, please . { He face palms}

{A few minutes later, they’re still sitting there}

Charlie} Yeah, it’s kind of crazy, isn’t it ?. It’s kinda crazy how you can make music like that then someone can confuse themselves with other bands. I can get my head around it, it’s bloody mental . { Then he starts talking to Sam, Sam just wants nothing to do with it}

Charlie} Hey Sam, what’s your favourite band ?.

{ Sam is thinking to himself. His favourite band is Abba, but if he says Abba, then Charlie is gonna keep going on about it again, so he comes out with a different answer}

Sam} Uhhhh. The Smiths . { He says The Smiths, it was the first thing that came to his mind, he doesn’t even know The Smiths, but he just said it so that he wouldn’t talk about Abba}

Charlie} The Smiths ?, really ?, is The Smiths really your favourite band ?.

Sam} Yeah, I bloody love their music, it’s wicked .

Charlie} You know what ?. I thought your favourite band was Abba .

Sam} Did you, really ?. That’s mad .

Charlie} Yeah. So why isn’t it Abba ?.

Sam} Shut up !!! .

End of script