The Weird Greggs Worker

Worker} Hello, I work in Greggs, if you don’t know what that is, you have been living under a rock.

Worker} Do you want a sausage roll or not ?.

Worker} I am so happy, I feel like singing, .

Worker} Can we get a bag over here please ?.

Worker} I don’t want to smell the bloody donut.

Worker} Geez , . the traffic is ludicrous today, innit.

Worker} When was the last time you mopped the floor ?.

Worker} I’m taking my time, I am not gonna rush, don’t make me.