My Humorous Version Of The Outsiders

I thought it would be fun if I write my own script for The Outsiders.

Ponyboy} Hey guys, can you just stop here , I need to just go in the park with Johnny, I need to smoke a cigerette , I’ll only be a minute.

Two Bit} Ok.

Pony Boy} Geez, it is freezing, I left my coat at home, Dang it.

Johnny Cade} Oh geez, it is the Socials , what do they want from us ?.

Pony Boy} Don’t worry, just act natural.

Bob} Hey , are you the guys who stole Cherry Vallance from me ?.

Johnny} Oh, leave it out Bob, we are not afraid of you, you better watch it.

Randy} No, why should we ?, we the socials, and we are not afraid of you Greasers, you should be scared of us.

Pony boy} Cherry Vallance is not your girlfriend anymore, she is mine, and she said that she hates you when you are drunk.

Johnny Cade} Change your trousers Bob, you stink. 

Bob} Just you wait and see.

Pony boy} You ain’t drowning me this time, Johnny has a switchblade, and he is not  afraid of using it .

Bob} You better watch your ass.

Pony boy} Geez, Bob looks like he shat himself, did you see the way he was walking ?.

Johnny Cade} Yeah, I wonder what Darry and Dally would make of this.

Pony boy} Yeah, Darry would probably kill me but Dally would probably just laugh while lighting his cigerette.

Johnny calling Dally} Hey Dally.

Dally} Hey Johnny man, what’s up man ?.

Johnny} We came across the socials in the park today .

Dally} Really , idiots.

Pony boy} Yeah , Bob looked like he shat himself.

Dally} Really, That’s some funny shit right there man.

Ponyboy] alright, see ya Dal.

Johnny} Do you fancy Cherry Vallance, Pony ?.

Pony boy} No, but she does look very pretty.

Johnny} Yeah I guess that she is  something else.

Pony} Hey Johnny, remember the other day when we went to the movies, Do you think Cherry Vallance fancied me ?.

Johnny} I don’t know man, I am not a phychic, I don’t read minds during love .

Pony Boy} She did like Dally though, she just kept on asking me loads of quesions, she started asking me about Sodapop, then Dally came in, .

Johnny} Yeah, that was a good night though.

Ponyboy} Hey Johnny, you wanna go and check out some sunsets tomorrow evening ?.

Johnny} Of course, I could use a break.

Ponyboy} Goodbye Johnny.

Johnny} see ya.

End of Script.