Angry Aggressive Worker In Morrisons Script

Worker introducing themselves to everybody] Hello , I have been working here for about 3 weeks.

Worker} Hello, how can I help you ?.

Customer} Hello, can I have some shoes please ?.

Worker} I’m sorry, can you run that past me again ?.

Customer} Can I have a pair of shoes please ?.

Worker} I’m sorry, this is a grocery shop, we don’t sell shoes here, this is not JD.

Customer} Ok, can I have ?.

Worker} Bloody hell, next !!!!!!.

Worker} Why did you put the bloody bread in the fridge ?.

Other worker } Because, what else am I supposed to do ?.

Worker} You don’t put a loaf of bread in the fridge, go to school.

Worker} Hello, it’s a lovely day today innit ?, put your bloody mask on, stand two meters apart, people these days.

Worker} Hey, can somebody please deal with this customer ?,  I am knackered .

Worker} Ohh, that’s a nice car.

Worker} I don’t want no bloody gammon ham.

Worker} Here you go, have some bloody chow mane .

Worker} The machine is not working, the bloody thing.

Customer} Can I speak to your manager ?.

Worker} No, stop being a karen.