Posted on January 10, 2021
Apartment 25, Lockdown Script
First scene{ Johnny is dancing and James is filming him }
James} Can you please look at the camera , it is freezing a little bit ?.
Johnny still dancing} Yeah sure .
James} I need to make this film , there’s nothing else to do around here .
Johnny} Wait, so we can’t even do parkour together ?.
James} We can , but we can’t go and attend large gatherings .
Johnny} Oh ok, do we actually know on what we are basing this film on ?.
James} Yeah, I watched this documentary on somebody making a film, and they filmed themselves jumping on a table, but we can’t do that because , we’d demolish all of the furniture , so I am just filming you , dancing .
Johnny} Right ok , where are we gonna upload this ?.
James} Oh um, I have a blog , it’s for the views .
Johnny} Woah hey, I am not dancing for random strangers .
James} This would go viral, Johnny .
Johnny} Ok, I’m not dancing for money , I am not gonna flog my body for 10 pounds .
James} This is a process, it’s not even done yet, we need to watch it first .
Johnny} Ok , how long do I have to maintain this pose for ?.
James} It would be good if you can maintain it for 10 minutes .
Johnny} 1o minutes , are you insane ?.
James} This is a process .
Johnny} Why do you keep saying process ? .
James} that is what it is , anyway, carry on dancing .
Johnny} Ok .
James} Ok, you are done .
Johnny} Finally , how did I do ?.
James} It’s a little bit floppy but you did ok .
Johnny} What, don’t tell me that I danced for that long, and it can’t be accepted .
James} It is, but it was worth your help .
Johnny} Right ok .
James} Hey look, I uploaded it on my website .
Johnny} Oh, I can’t watch it .
James} Its ok , dancing is very cringy .
Johnny} Ok, What ?.
James{ Ok, here it is, introducing my new film }
Johnny} Oh god, here we go again .
{ The film is on }
Johnny} Omg, where’s the bucket , I need a bucket .
James} That is absolutely terrible .
Johnny} Yeah, and that is a film of me , that intends to be .
James} It’s actually good, oh no, it is terrible , oh my goodness .
Johnny} Make your mind up .
James} I have never seen a film this bad .
Johnny} You can’t upload this on your website .
James} it is too late, I already uploaded it .
Johnny} You got to be kidding me .
James} I’m not .
Johnny} People are gonna be put off films forever .
James} I know, I am no Steven Spielberg , but this is as good as it gets .
Johnny} I am no director, and I don’t agree .
James} Come on, it can’t be that bad .
Johnny} It is close to bad, never show it to me again, I’ll have nightmares tonight, thanks to you .
James} Understood , see ya tomorrow .
Johnny} Ok see ya .
End of script