Apartment 25, Lockdown Script

First scene{ Johnny is dancing and James is filming him }

James} Can you please look at the camera , it is freezing a little bit ?.

Johnny still dancing} Yeah sure .

James} I need to make this film , there’s nothing else to do around here .

Johnny} Wait, so we can’t even do parkour together ?.

James} We can , but we can’t go and attend large gatherings .

Johnny} Oh ok, do we actually know on what we are basing this film on ?.

James} Yeah, I watched this documentary on somebody making a film, and they filmed themselves jumping on a table, but we can’t do that because , we’d demolish all of the furniture , so I am just filming you , dancing .

Johnny} Right ok , where are we gonna upload this ?.

James} Oh um, I have a blog , it’s for the views .

Johnny} Woah hey, I am not dancing for random strangers .

James} This would go viral, Johnny .

Johnny} Ok, I’m not dancing for money , I am not gonna flog my body for 10 pounds .

James} This is a process, it’s not even done yet, we need to watch it first .

Johnny} Ok , how long do I have to maintain this pose for ?.

James} It would be good if you can maintain it for 10 minutes .

Johnny} 1o minutes , are you insane ?.

James} This is a process .

Johnny} Why do you keep saying process ? .

James} that is what it is , anyway, carry on dancing .

Johnny} Ok .

James} Ok, you are done .

Johnny} Finally , how did I do ?.

James} It’s a little bit floppy but you did ok .

Johnny} What, don’t tell me that I danced for that long, and it can’t be accepted .

James} It is, but it was worth your help .

Johnny} Right ok .

James} Hey look, I uploaded it on my website .

Johnny} Oh, I can’t watch it .

James} Its ok , dancing is very cringy .

Johnny} Ok, What ?.

James{ Ok, here it is, introducing my new film }

Johnny} Oh god, here we go again .

{ The film is on }

Johnny} Omg, where’s the bucket , I need a bucket .

James} That is absolutely terrible .

Johnny} Yeah, and that is a film of me , that intends to be .

James} It’s actually good, oh no, it is terrible , oh my goodness .

Johnny} Make your mind up .

James} I have never seen a film this bad .

Johnny} You can’t upload this on your website .

James} it is too late, I already uploaded it .

Johnny} You got to be kidding me .

James} I’m not .

Johnny} People are gonna be put off films forever .

James} I know, I am no Steven Spielberg , but this is as good as it gets .

Johnny} I am no director, and I don’t agree .

James} Come on, it can’t be that bad .

Johnny} It is close to bad, never show it to me again, I’ll have nightmares tonight, thanks to you .

James} Understood , see ya tomorrow .

Johnny} Ok see ya .

End of script