Apartment 25, Johnny’s Diary

I just moved in a few days ago , getting there was a real pain , I had to walk up a flight of stairs , every staircase included about 20 stairs , I could feel my legs going , up to about the 18th stair , think I’ll need to get them checked out .

James is a lovely person , he is sort of the older version of me , I’m about 25, and he’s 27 , and he’s sort of my spirit animal , but he is a great person when you get to know him , yeah, it was a big surprise , he almost gave me a heart attack , I thought that an intruder broke in  , luckily it wasn’t , if it was , I would of flew through the roof like a bird and never come back again , I’d rather have someone like James enter the apartment instead of an intruder .

Turning up at the country club , was like turning up to your fate , it was the absolute opposite of cringe and torture , you hate it so much , you just want to leave, honestly, it was that bad .

I actually never wanted to go to the country club , James talked me into it , I had many excuses , but it never worked , you just can’t run away from things in life .