Posted on December 10, 2020
The Cooking Day Script
Joe} Hey.
Hayley} Hey
Joe} What are you up to ?.
Hayley} Nothing really.
Joe} Do you know how to cook ?.
Hayley} That’s random.
Joe} I know , but can you cook ?.
Hayley} Yes and no.
Joe} Just be honest, go with one answer .
Hayley} Ok no.
Joe} Do you want to learn how to cook ?.
Hayley} Yeah.
Joe} Ok, let’s get started .
Hayley} Ok, I am nervous.
Joe} Ok, what do you want to make ?, don’t say beans on toast, if you do I am out of here.
Hayley} I don’t want to make beans on toast .
Joe} What then ?.
Hayley} Maybe start off with spaghetti and meatballs.
Joe} Ok, put the spaghetti in the bowl.
Hayley} Ok then.
Joe} Hayley careful, otherwise the pasta will fall out.
Hayley} Come on Joe, what do you mean ?, it is not falling out, you need to get your eyes tested in Spec Savers .
Joe} Whatever, just carry on.
Hayley} Are you being serious, where the hell is the cook book ?.
Joe} You are not getting one.
Hayley} Come on, don’t torture me.
Joe} Hayley, do you want to learn how to cook , or just moane on how I am torturing you ?.
Hayley} Learn how to cook .
Joe} Ok, then shut up and carry on.
Hayley} Hang on, why is the sauce thick ?.
Joe} Because, you bloody didn’t put water in it .
Hayley} Oh, sorry.
Joe} Geez, watching you cook is like my worst nightmare.
Hayley} I thought that it was traffic .
Joe} Hayley, can you please work on the food ?.
Hayley} Yeah sure.
After a few minutes later
Joe} Oh, it’s ready .
Hayley} I can’t wait to see on what you think , you’ll love it .
Joe} Will I, let’s see about that .
Hayley Laughs}
Joe} Oh crap, what’s that ?, I think I am gonna be sick .
Hayley} If you do, don’t vomit in the food .
Joe} Are you being serious ?.
Hayley} Was it really that bad ?.
Joe} Yes.
Hayley} It can’t be that bad .
Joe} Let’s face it, it is bad .
Hayley} Dang it, Wait, what are you doing ?.
Joe} I’m putting the food in the container .
Hayley} Why ?.
Joe} I’m giving it to Daisy .
Hayley} Really ?, cool.
Joe} I think it would be funny, just to see her face as she throws up .
Hayley} Yeah, wouldn’t it be boring just to give in ?.
Joe} Well, 1 the food is bad and not good, and 2, she deserves it .
Hayley} Yeah, that’s true, you should put it on the doorstep .
Joe} Wouldn’t somebody steal it ?.
Hayley} Nah, don’t think so .
Joe} Ok then, let’s go .
They walked to Daisy’s house and decided to give it face to face instead .
They knocked on the door
Daisy} Oh not you guys again , what do you guys want ?.
Hayley} Yeah, we thought we’d give you some food .
Daisy} Oh, Home made ay ?.
Joe} we thought we’d give you something .
Daisy} awww, that’s nice , well let’s try it then.
[Hayley and Joe laughs]
Daisy} Errr, what’s that ?, get out get out .
Joe} Ok goodbye.
Hayley} well, that went well .
Joe} Yeah, did you see the look on her face ?.
Hayley} Yeah, do you think that she liked it ?.
Joe} No, she said it tasted like crap .
Hayley} Really ?, is that a compliment ?.
Joe} No Hayley, it wasn’t, if somebody tells you that something is crap, it doesn’t mean that they want more .
Hayley} Well , that’s disappointing .
End of script .