The Cooking Day Script

Joe} Hey.

Hayley} Hey

Joe} What are you up to ?.

Hayley} Nothing really.

Joe} Do you know how to cook ?.

Hayley} That’s random.

Joe} I know , but can you cook ?.

Hayley} Yes and no.

Joe} Just be honest, go with one answer .

Hayley} Ok no.

Joe} Do you want to learn how to cook ?.

Hayley} Yeah.

Joe} Ok, let’s get started .

Hayley} Ok, I am nervous.

Joe} Ok, what do you want to make ?, don’t say beans on toast, if you do I am out of here.

Hayley} I don’t want to make beans on toast .

Joe} What then ?.

Hayley} Maybe start off with spaghetti and meatballs.

Joe} Ok, put the spaghetti in the bowl.

Hayley} Ok then.

Joe} Hayley careful, otherwise the pasta will fall out.

Hayley} Come on Joe, what do you mean ?, it is not falling out, you need to get your eyes tested in Spec Savers .

Joe} Whatever, just carry on.

Hayley} Are you being serious, where the hell is the cook book ?.

Joe} You are not getting one.

Hayley} Come on, don’t torture me.

Joe} Hayley, do you want to learn how to cook , or just moane on how I am torturing you ?.

Hayley} Learn how to cook .

Joe} Ok, then shut up and carry on.

Hayley} Hang on, why is the sauce thick ?.

Joe} Because, you bloody didn’t put water in it .

Hayley} Oh, sorry.

Joe} Geez, watching you cook is like my worst nightmare.

Hayley} I thought that it was traffic .

Joe} Hayley, can you please work on the food ?.

Hayley} Yeah sure.

After a few minutes later

Joe} Oh, it’s ready .

Hayley} I can’t wait to see on what you think , you’ll love it .

Joe} Will I, let’s see about that .

Hayley Laughs}

Joe} Oh crap, what’s that ?, I think I am gonna be sick .

Hayley} If you do, don’t vomit in the food .

Joe} Are you being serious ?.

Hayley} Was it really that bad ?.

Joe} Yes.

Hayley} It can’t be that bad .

Joe} Let’s face it, it is bad .

Hayley} Dang it, Wait, what are you doing ?.

Joe} I’m putting the food in the container .

Hayley} Why ?.

Joe} I’m giving it to Daisy .

Hayley} Really ?, cool.

Joe} I think it would be funny, just to see her face as she throws up .

Hayley} Yeah, wouldn’t it be boring just to give in ?.

Joe} Well, 1 the food is bad and not good, and 2, she deserves it .

Hayley} Yeah, that’s true, you should put it on the doorstep .

Joe} Wouldn’t somebody steal it ?.

Hayley} Nah, don’t think so .

Joe} Ok then, let’s go .

They walked to Daisy’s house and decided to give it face to face instead .

They knocked on the door

Daisy} Oh not you guys again , what do you guys want ?.

Hayley} Yeah, we thought we’d give you some food .

Daisy} Oh, Home made ay ?.

Joe} we thought we’d give you something .

Daisy} awww, that’s nice , well let’s try it then.

[Hayley and Joe laughs]

Daisy} Errr, what’s that ?, get out get out .

Joe} Ok goodbye.

Hayley} well, that went well .

Joe} Yeah, did you see the look on her face ?.

Hayley} Yeah, do you think that she liked it ?.

Joe} No, she said it tasted like crap .

Hayley} Really ?, is that a compliment ?.

Joe} No Hayley, it wasn’t, if somebody tells you that something is crap, it doesn’t mean that they want more .

Hayley} Well , that’s disappointing .

End of script .