The Boys Of New York, Diary Entry, Dallas Winston’s Guide To Being Cool

Howdy Stranger, this is Dallas Dalton Winston, AKA, the male of New York, AKA the Casanova, AKA anyone who disrespects me, I don’t give a hang, but everyone calls me Dally. I am the black swan in my neighborhood, everybody thinks I’m cool, but they also think that I am a fool and I don’t know why, is it my face, my hair, is it the way I laugh, it’s a lot to identify . But making sure that you are yourself, nothing else matters, so ladies and gentlemen, this is my guide to being cool .

So my first tip is, to wear shades. Wearing shades will give people the indication to say that you don’t give a damn, plus it’s more original, I’ve seen people walking around with narwhal tusks on their heads, you think that’s bad, think again, so always wear shades, the bigger the better .

My next tip is to comb your hair, you don’t wanna go outside looking like a pineapple, don’t you ?, thought so, so just comb your hair if you’re gonna make an entrance into the unknown .

And my last tip is to talk with confidence, it would give the person the indication to say, ” Wow, hold on a sec, this guy is more then what he seems ” so always leave them wanting more, that’s right, leave them wanting more .

Ok, that’s it for now, I hope you learned loads from these tips, don’t be that person who thinks that they are the top boy, cause like, I’ll get you sued . This is Dallas signing off, have a great evening .