Posted on November 23, 2020
Haunted House Theories with Joe
Everyday and every night I wonder if my house is haunted, I see reflections of people trying to make hand gestures and get through my window. and no I am not a fantasist , I am being serious, I also hear weird noises coming from near the windows, like wistling sounds, not sure if it is just the wind but I am 100 percent sure it is a ghost this time. I keep calling Hayley to see if she experiences the same thing but she never picks up the phone, it is just a waste of time, it is really getting on my nerves. Yesterday as I was getting ready to go to bed, I heard a noise that sounded like a ghost that was trying to talk to me, but I’d be stupid talking to a window, so I wouldn’t budge but I’d still hear the strange sounds.
I feel like Hayley doesn’t make the noises and it is definetly not the dustbin men, they do not come until 1 and I always hear the noises at 3 am , Got to get to the bottom of this, it is driving me nuts.
Posted on November 23, 2020
Hayley’s Health Letters
When was the last time when you got a cold or flu?
I actually cant remember , Oh yeah , I got one last month, really bad one, Joe didnt come and visit me, How sad is that?
When was the last time you had leg injuries?
Probably the time when I tried to tornado kick to attack Joe, its better now though.
Have you ever pulled a muscle before?
No I dont have any muscles, Im a girl, Wake up.
Have you done anything to improve your mental Health?
Yeah I go to the park sometimes but I have anxiety on getting crapped on by birds and pidgeons. That happened the other day, since then my anxiety went sky rocket.
Posted on November 23, 2020
Weird Objects We’d use as weapons
When it comes to weapons, we had some weird ideas, I dont really have any because I am not a phychopath but Hayley does, here are some of them.
Hayley is the sort of person that’ll use a clothing hanger as a weapon, She always thinks it is similiar to a boomerang but it doesnt seem to come back to you, when she threw it it flew upwards and hit the light bulb and it smashed, yeah, exactly what I thought, Not so smart.
Another weapon she’d use is an onion, she used it to attack me once, didnt end well, it knocked out one of my front teeth.
She would also use a Wii remote as a weapon of choice, she fooled me many times, I just see her waving it in the air, Honestly I think she needs her head examined, I’ll think of a date.
With all of her weapons of choice, it explains on how much of a narrow brain Hayley has, I hope I am not there when she puts them to use, Hopefully, at least
Posted on November 23, 2020
Times Hayley tried to deafen me
She tried to deafen me many times, there were times where my ears couldnt take it anymore, Here are some of the times.
There was once where she harrassed me with Abba, she has like all of these records and a massive crate full of them, she convinces me to listen to it almost 10 times a week, when she does it she turns the volume really high and the baseline goes right through my head, and the headphones were on really tightly, I guess Hayley was driving me down the road to deaf.
There was this other time where Hayley tried playing the trumpet, God knows where she got it from, probably robbed the music shop, I knew she was a criminal, However when she tried to play a note it was so loud that she almost bust my eardrum, I had a headache for 2 nights and I returned the trumpet before any further use from that maniac.
Posted on November 23, 2020
Things That Make Us Laugh As Humans
A lot of things make us laugh, I have a good sense of humour , but Hayley doesnt, Do not even question me.
Hayley is a very stone faced and cold blooded person, or I’d say a reptile because she is weird and nothing like a human, and her sense of humour doesnt really add up or make any sense. She is the sort of person that will laugh at a person’s actions for an example, she’d laugh at a fart or a weird sound or somebody slipping over a banana skin, its ridicolous if you ask me.
The other day we were walking to the shop until we saw somebody jumping on a recycling bin, the person was probably mentally ill but if you think about it Hayley is probably more mentally ill then him, I had to drag her away and I was very embarrassed , I went to lie down on the sofa and I had to talk to her just in case one day her or I would end up in the recycling bin, I took the turn I needed to take.
Posted on November 23, 2020
Joe on Computer viruses
Computer viruses are very annoying, and fustrating things. I can remember the last time I had to deal with one, It took alot of elbow grease to get rid of, I shouldnt of let Hayley touch it in the first place. Let me get this straight, Im trying to say that Hayley caused the computer virus off by tapping hundreds of random, stupid buttons, and ladies and gentlemen that is how the virus was produced, I am not proud,
On the screen appeared a massive troll face with a rainbow backround, and the troll appeared to have gigantism and the head just got bigger and bigger until it hogged the whole screen, I couldnt believe such a thing, it was crazy.
For every hour I had to to look at it cause I had no choice, we felt hopeless so we called somebody to come and get rid of it for us since I had no degree in technoledgy. It was one of those things that even smart people cant even solve and just left us, which was disappointing since he was the only person we could count on, and yet we still had the virus. I had to look over my shoulder every night just in case the troll would come alive and haunt us, even though it is trapped in the computer screen, but witchcraft exists , so there had to be something.
I had to live with the virus for weeks and I had the troll picture glued in my mind, which wasnt pretty since every time when I Looked at Hayley I thought I was looking at the troll, she probably thought something was off.
Posted on November 23, 2020
Our Future Predictions
I cant really get my head around how the future is gonna be like because I am not a pychic but it would not hurt if I reveal some ideas, Here are some of them.
The Future will be filled with reincarnations of aliens and flying cars. And they’d be time warps and aircrafts flying everywhere. one of My predictions for Hayley will be that she’d be a criminal, and she’d be going back and forth from asylums, I can feel it happening.
The future’s landscape will be like a wreck with black holes sucking trees in them and everybody would have to live in a green house since Normal houses wont exist anymore.
Hayley’s Future predictions
The future is very reasurring, I have a few ideas, Here are some of them.
Knifes wont exist, so everybody will have to use spoons instead to cut things, People will use little open hatches to communicate with eachother because they’d be no phones or electric, and it would be social distancing, perfect for the pandemic, cant go wrong.
They might swap humans with robots so They’ll have metal hands and they cant open doors so they can use wooden battons. Ladders wont exist so they’ll use ropes.
Ovens wont exist, so people would use boxes with fire and charcoal in it. And if you wanted to sing , there’s no microphones so you use ends of brooms.
The future revealed.
Posted on November 23, 2020
When The Light Switches off
Joe ] Hey .
Hayley[ Hey, How are you
Joe] Yeah , Good, Good.
Hayley] Cool, Yesterday I saw a cat.
Joe] Really, Where
Hayley] Round the corner, Just sitting on a wall.
Joe] cool.
[ The light switches off]
Joe] Crap, What the hell was that
Hayley] I dont know , I think the electric went off.
Joe] Are you being serious
Hayley] yeah.
Joe] Do you think aliens are invading us?
Hayley] Joe, stop being a nerd, I thought I told you.
Joe[ Whatever, but they are real.
Hayley[ I am gonna get a candle or something.
Joe ] yeah ok, Do not drop it , otherwise a fire will break out and I am not gonna pay for a new house.
Hayley] Dont worry, I’ll be right back.
Joe] ok , cool.
] Something drops]
joe] Ahhhhh, What the hell was that ?
Hayley] I dont know , Its probably the wind.
Joe[ You should probably go and get some electric.
Hayley[ I do not have any money.
Joe] Oh come on man, Nothing?.
Hayley] Yeah Nothing, Sorry.
Joe] How worse can this day get?.
Hayley] It cant, Its already worse.
Joe] Great, Now I cant watch tv.
Hayley] Who says you cant?.
Joe] excuse me?
Hayley] There is a way that you can watch tv without electric.
Joe] What , like an old radio machine?, stop it Hayley, We are not in the 1980s.
Hayley] What? , I do not see anything wrong with that.
Joe] Well first of all, we dont have one, and second of all, Where the hell are we gonna find one?.
Hayley] There is an antique shop across the road.
Joe] Sorry, but I’d rather have no tv then go in that place.
Hayley] Well, if you can keep up with the fact that there is no tv , then deal with it.
Joe] Yeah, well I’m lucky I do not have to go in an antique shop with hundreds of old toilets and God knows what else.
Hayley] What place are you even talking about? , the one that I know doesnt have toilets, you are probably talking about that one down the other road.
Joe] Yeah, sure I am, I dont know what planet you are on , if you are on planet Mars, get your rocket ship and leave right away.
A few minutes later
Joe] Gaaaaa, How long is it without electric? I cant take it anymore.
Hayley] I dont know , I wish I knew , Honestly.
Joe] Try the tv, it might turn on.
Hayley] ok ] turns it on]
Joe] Omg , the flashing is giving me a migraine.
Hayley] I know Joe, you wanted this so you have to deal with this now.
Joe] Fine.
Hayley] You want the tv, you have to go through the migraine, unless you wanna go in the antique shop.
Joe] Oh , Hell no, I’d rather stick to the migraine, that place is horrid.
Hayley] ok then, Shall we play a game?.
Joe] Oh please no, My head is so messed up that I have no brain power to think.
Hayley] Fine.
Joe] All I want is a tv and internet.
Hayley] Are you kidding me? all I want is some light, Its pitch black in here.
Joe] I thought you were gonna light a torch or a candle.
Hayley] Oh, yeah, I totally forgot.
Joe] Right, so that was just air?.
Hayley] It was not air, do not blame me for my loss of energy and brain power.
Joe] Ok , fine.
Hayley] Joe, are you ok?.
Joe] Do I look ok to you?.
Hayley] Just asking ok.
Joe] well, Im not ok, we are here just talking to a tv screen, and I have a Headache, that explains it.
Hayley] well, so do I, but I am not complaining, am I ?
Joe] I do not get how somebody could get through this with a straight face, without complaing.
Hayley] I know.
Joe] Oh, wait, I see something.
Hayley] No , that is the satalite , you idiot.
Joe] What? the normal setting does not work ?.
Hayley] no.
Joe] I have had enough, I am going to bed, see ya.
Hayley] ok, Are you just gonna give up like that?.
Joe] yeah, cause I am just wasting time looking at a blank tv screen.
Hayley] I know but what if it turns on again?.
Joe] then let me know.
Hayley] Joe, stop being a winger and get back down here.
Joe] I am telling you this is a waste of time, I am tired, I need to sleep, you can cover for me.
Hayley] Joe, if you dont come back, you cant watch tv anymore.
Joe] Hayley, Stop being a mum, I can do it myself, anyway the tv does not work anymore.
Hayley] I know but what if it does.
Joe] Geez, you are driving me nuts.
End of Script.
I hope you enjoyed reading my script with my characters I made up, Have a nice day.
Posted on November 2, 2020
The Outsiders poll
I have been thinking whether I should watch the outsiders. I have listened to most of it on audiobook and I’m starting to like it.
is it any good , let me know what you guys think and comment on this post on whether I should watch it.
Where can I find the film.
thank you for reading this post, Have a nice day.] When I watch it I’ll post about it
Posted on November 2, 2020
A very Happy Halloween
On Saturday the 31st of October it was Halloween and In Animal Crossing there was a Halloween event and a character called Jack , who was a living Jack o lantern and in the event you can go trick or treating and give each other sweets ] candy.
I was firstly asked to go and get sweets for him and then He’d give you rewards as a thank you gift.
And I also got a Jack o lantern costume from him and I tricked the other villagers which was funny, if you dont give your villagers a sweet they’ll play a trick on you , and that leads to bruises on your face which wasnt pretty, I tried it myself, trust me. But its ok because you can wash it off using a makeup vanity or mirror, which you’ll recieve half way through the game.
Happy Halloween everybody and I hope you Have a nice Halloween. Stay safe.