Weird Objects We’d use as weapons

When it comes to weapons, we had some weird ideas, I dont really have any because I am not a phychopath but Hayley does,  here are some of them.

Hayley is the sort of person that’ll use a clothing hanger as a weapon, She always thinks it is similiar to a boomerang but it doesnt seem to come back to you, when she threw it it flew upwards and hit the light bulb and it smashed, yeah, exactly what I thought, Not so smart.

Another weapon she’d use is an onion, she used it to attack me once, didnt end well, it knocked out one of my front teeth.

She would also use a Wii remote as a weapon of choice, she fooled me many times, I just see her waving it in the air, Honestly I think she needs her head examined, I’ll think of a date.

With all of her weapons of choice, it explains on how much of a narrow brain Hayley has, I hope I am not there when she puts them to use, Hopefully, at least