When The Light Switches off

Joe ] Hey .

Hayley[ Hey, How are you

Joe] Yeah , Good, Good.

Hayley] Cool, Yesterday I saw a cat.

Joe] Really, Where

Hayley] Round the corner, Just sitting on a wall.

Joe] cool.

[ The light switches off]

Joe] Crap, What the hell was that

Hayley] I dont know , I think the electric went off.

Joe] Are you being serious

Hayley] yeah.

Joe] Do you think aliens are invading us?

Hayley] Joe, stop being a nerd, I thought I told you.

Joe[ Whatever, but they are real.

Hayley[ I am gonna get a candle or something.

Joe ] yeah ok, Do not drop it , otherwise a fire will break out and I am not gonna pay for a new house.

Hayley] Dont worry, I’ll be right back.

Joe] ok , cool.

] Something drops]

joe] Ahhhhh, What the hell was that ?

Hayley] I dont know , Its probably the wind.

Joe[ You should probably go and get some electric.

Hayley[ I do not have any money.

Joe] Oh come on man, Nothing?.

Hayley] Yeah Nothing, Sorry.

Joe] How worse can this day get?.

Hayley] It cant, Its already worse.

Joe] Great, Now I cant watch tv.

Hayley] Who says you cant?.

Joe] excuse me?

Hayley] There is a way that you can watch tv without electric.

Joe] What , like an old radio machine?, stop it Hayley, We are not in the 1980s.

Hayley] What? , I do not see anything wrong with that.

Joe] Well first of all, we dont have one, and second of all, Where the hell are we gonna find one?.

Hayley] There is an antique shop across the road.

Joe] Sorry, but I’d rather have no tv then go in that place.

Hayley] Well, if you can keep up with the fact that there is no tv , then deal with it.

Joe] Yeah, well I’m lucky I do not have to go in an antique shop with hundreds of old toilets and God knows what else.

Hayley] What place are you even talking about? , the one that I know doesnt have toilets, you are probably talking about that one down the other road.

Joe] Yeah, sure I am, I dont know what planet you are on , if you are on planet Mars, get your rocket ship and leave right away.

A few minutes later

Joe] Gaaaaa, How long is it without electric?  I cant take it anymore.

Hayley] I dont know , I wish I knew , Honestly.

Joe] Try the tv, it might turn on.

Hayley] ok ] turns it on]

Joe] Omg , the flashing is giving me a migraine.

Hayley] I know Joe, you wanted this so you have to deal with this now.

Joe] Fine.

Hayley] You want the tv, you have to go through the migraine, unless you wanna go in the antique shop.

Joe] Oh , Hell no, I’d rather stick to the migraine, that place is horrid.

Hayley] ok then, Shall we play a game?.

Joe] Oh please no, My head is so messed up that I have no brain power to think.

Hayley] Fine.

Joe] All I want is a tv and internet.

Hayley] Are you kidding me? all I want is some light, Its pitch black in here.

Joe] I thought you were gonna light a torch or a candle.

Hayley] Oh, yeah, I totally forgot.

Joe] Right, so that was just air?.

Hayley] It was not air, do not blame me for my loss of energy and brain power.

Joe] Ok , fine.

Hayley]  Joe, are you ok?.

Joe] Do I look ok to you?.

Hayley] Just asking ok.

Joe] well, Im not ok, we are here just talking to a tv screen, and I have a Headache, that explains it.

Hayley] well, so do I, but I am not complaining, am I ?

Joe]  I do not get how somebody could get through this with a straight face, without complaing.

Hayley] I know.

Joe] Oh, wait, I see something.

Hayley] No , that is the satalite , you idiot.

Joe] What? the normal setting does not work ?.

Hayley]  no.

Joe] I have had enough, I am going to bed, see ya.

Hayley] ok, Are you just gonna give up like that?.

Joe] yeah, cause I am just  wasting time looking at a blank tv screen.

Hayley] I know but what if it turns on again?.

Joe] then let me know.

Hayley] Joe, stop being a winger and get back down here.

Joe] I am telling you this is a waste of time, I am tired, I need to sleep, you can cover for me.

Hayley] Joe, if you dont come back, you cant watch tv anymore.

Joe] Hayley, Stop being a mum, I can do it myself, anyway the tv does not work anymore.

Hayley] I know but what if it does.

Joe] Geez, you are driving me nuts.

End of Script.

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