New Script, Two Geezers Having An Arguement In Morrisons

Hi guys, welcome back to Big Blog Theory, hope you’re all doing well. I’ve got a new script to share with you today. It’s about these two geezers having an arguement in Morrisons. I think it’s really good. It tackles serious issues that people deal with on a daily basis, such as drinking habbits and addiction . I hope you like it . Have a nice morning / night, wherever you are, this is me signing off, enjoy the script .

{Warning, this script contains strong language and adult humor and details of addiction}

{First scene, Matt and Vernon are having an arguement in the alchohol section in Morrisons}

Matt} No, don’t bloody take the piss, Vernon !! .

Vernon} What, what did I do ?.

Matt} You were taking the piss out of my alchohol addiction .

Vernon} No I wasn’t .

Matt} Yes you were .

Vernon} I was just asking you if you wanted some Guiness .

Matt} Yeah well, you were making fun of my drinking habbits .

Vernon} What, so I can’t even bloody ask you if you want some beer ?.

Matt} No you can’t, cos it’s bloody offensive. I gave up for good, you know ?. In the early days, the really heavy days, some geezer found me lying in the middle of the street, oh wait no, he found me in a dustbin, but you know, I almost . { Vernon interrupts}

Vernon} You almost died, I know, you keep telling me this story .

Matt} Yeah, so don’t make fun of my addiction, alright ?. You don’t know who you’re messing with .

Vernon} I wasn’t making fun of your addiction .

Matt} Yes you bloody was .

Vernon} Well, I didn’t know you used to drink .

Matt} Well now you do !!! .

Vernon} Oh bloody hell. { He just stands there}

Matt} Vernon, I swear to god .

Vernon} What, I didn’t say anything .

Matt} You’re taking the piss .

Vernon} Look, I’m sorry, alright ?, I didn’t know .

Matt} Yeah well most people don’t. I’ve kept it as a secret for years. It’s not worth telling people though, it’s not their business .

Vernon} Look, should we just get out of here, would that be alright ?. I’m really sorry if it’s bringing back horrible memories .

Matt} Yeah no it’s fine, I’ve already been through the worst of it . We’re not drinking anything anyway, we’re just standing here looking at the bloody ceiling .

Vernon} That’s true. Oh well, who doesn’t love a glass of cold fizz ?. I could do with one right now . { Matt stares at Vernon}

Matt} Oh don’t take the fucking piss !!! .

End of script}