New Script, A Random Old Lady Has A Rant And Drives A Young Man Insane In A Chip Shop

Hi guys. What you’re about to read is a new script I wrote, it’s about an old lady having a rant about The Hackney Council and she drives a young man mad in a chip shop. I wrote it yesterday, I think it’s really funny. We all know a Molly in our lives . Here it is.

{Warning, this script contains strong language and adult humor}

{First scene, Molly is having a rant and there’s this young man sitting next to her}

Molly} The bloody Council, I’m so bloody sick of them. Why have a job if you don’t want to work ?. They just sit on their fat asses and scroll through bloody Facebook . It’s a bloody joke, it is. Those goons . { She turns to him} ”Look love, I’m really sorry if I’m rambling on a bit, I’ve just had a really long day .

The young man} No it’s alright, I think we’ve all had a really long day .

Molly} Hm. You see, the Hackney Council are total jokers. I made a complaint about the chute cause it’s blocked, and guess what, they just fobbed me off . I can’t bloody believe it. Do they ever do as they’re being told. It’s almost as if people just don’t wanna work, these days. Get someone who is qualified, get someone who actually enjoys doing his or her job . Not these puffs you see nowadays, blimey, bloody hell. They’ve only gone and fobbed me off, those shisters . ” Residency ”, hah, I’ll show them bloody residency .

The man} Look, I’m really sorry for interrupting but I really need to take this phone call, I’m afraid, it’s my mum. I’m gonna have to head off, it was nice knowing you, mam.

Molly} Oh alright, bye bye darling, see ya . Send her my love . { The young man leaves the shop}

{ A few minutes later, Molly turns up again and starts ranting again}

Molly} Huh, those jokers. Don’t come and unblock the chute.

The young man} Ughhhhh . { Puts his hands on his head}

End of script

Update} The young man was driven mad by Molly after she kept on ranting about the Council. He gave up trying to get away from her after Molly follows him everywhere. From then on, they both kept on meeting each other in the chip shop. Whenever someone mentions The Hackney Council, he leaves the room. He is traumatized of the council because of Molly. But don’t tell her that .