Posted on February 26, 2021
In The City, Mocumentary Script, The News, Aftermath
{ First scene, Tucker’s walking outside}
Tucker} So yeah, today I have to go to the work place, to talk to my manager, which I think is a total waste of air and time , but I’m going to go there anyway , my job was actually quite rubbish, not gonna mention Leroy and Lawrence entering in the picture , just pisses me off, that sort of thing, you know .
{ Jason taking Tucker in the car}
Jason} So, you know what you have to do, act cool, listen to what the person says .
Tucker} I know, Jason, you don’t need to tell me, I know what to do .
Jason} I know but, it’s there if you start freaking out .
Tucker} Yeah, like you use those tips, yourself .
Jason} Ok, I’m not gonna say anything, just go and let me know .
Tucker} Alright, see ya .
{ He turns up at the work place, now he’s at his manager’s office}
Manager} Hey Tucker, take a seat .
Tucker} Are you alright ?.
Manager} Yeah I’m alright, so I’m sure you know why you are here .
Tucker} Yes well, I never understood on what you meant, so .
Manager} Ok, well I’ll go over it again .
Tucker} Ok .
Manager} Ok so firstly, I’d like to start with the news thing, can you please identify on what went down ?.
Tucker} Omg, ok, I was talking, and suddenly, 2 of my friends entered the picture and shot, is that alright for you ?.
Manager} I’m sorry, say it again .
Tucker} Omg, this is like Bad Robots, for god sake, Charlie, put your foot down a bit, you’re in the BBC .
Manager} Alright, you know what, that’s enough .
Tucker} What ?.
Manager} It’s over .
Tucker} Don’t say the word .
Manager} You are fired .
Tucker} No !!!! .
Manager} Get out, just get out, get out now . { Then he freaks out and chases Tucker}
Tucker} Oh shit, Jesus .
{ Then Tucker runs out}
{ Few minutes later, Tucker returns back to Jason’s office}
Jason} Oh hi, Tucker, how did it go ?.
Tucker} It went awfully bad .
Jason} How comes ?.
Tucker} He fired me and ran out with a machete .
Jason} What the ?.
Tucker} Yeah, maniac .
Jason} Did you say anything to him ?.
Tucker} Yeah, I said that he should put his foot down, he’s at the BBC .
Jason} No wonder why he went like that .
{ Delsin comes into the office}
Delsin} Hey Tucker, how did it go ?.
Tucker} ” How did it go, I’ll tell you how it went, the man fired me and chased me with a machete, that’s how it went .
Delsin} Oh, that is shocking .
Tucker} Yeah, and he went, ” Get out, Get out, get out now ” .
{ Tucker’s read}
” Yeah, I’m kind of glad that I don’t have the job anymore, it’s stupid, they pay you 2 pounds an hour .
Tucker} No, I don’t think you understand, the guy’s a phycopath, he shouldn’t be alive .
Jason} Well why did you open your mouth and start the fire ?.
Tucker} Hey, I can open my mouth, it’s not every man for himself , that man keep himself to himself .
Jason} I’m sure he’s a nice man .
Tucker}Yeah, A man who keeps a machete under his desk .
Jason} Are you sure that he had a machete ?.
Tucker} Yes I’m sure, do you wanna pack your bag and investigate it, cause it’s one of those crimes that are gonna be left investigated .
Jason} This is unbelievable, I need to sort this out .
Tucker} Yeah, get ready boy, cause when it’s over, you can pay for your funeral, and have Leroy sing your death song .
Jason} What are you talking about , death song ?.
Tucker} Yeah, he’s gonna be there with trumpets and singing Bohemian Rhapsody and Persian Market .
Jason} Geez, I can’t believe that I’m living today to see the nightmare .
Tucker} The guy didn’t even understand what I was saying .
Jason} Really ?.
Tucker} Yeah, it was fustrating, it was like being on Bad Robots .
Jason} Yeah, that’s weird .
Tucker} Yeah, I don’t know, is there a translation setting in his brain, something what circulates the speech and turns it into Chinese handwriting .
Jason} I wouldn’t even be surprised if he did .
{ Tucker’s read}
” The last 2 days were a living nightmare, one that you can’t wake up from, like the Joker trying to pull your wisdom teeth out .
Tucker} I am so just sick of this man, I’m just gonna go upwards like that { mocking an upper cut}, ” Knock him on the floor, I don’t care if he breaks a leg .
Jason} Tucker, calm down .
Tucker} You can’t tell me to calm down, otherwise I’ll beat someone up even more, so keep it in line .
{Tucker’s read}
” I don’t know on what I’d do, I’ll probably plan a hit on him, he deserves to have the machete next to him on his bed .
{Another Tucker’s read}
” If I have learned anything, it would be that you can’t impress everybody, and that guy couldn’t impress me with his machete so that’s how things are .
End of Mocumentary script