In The City, Mocumentary Script, The News, Aftermath

{ First scene, Tucker’s walking outside}

Tucker} So yeah, today I have to go to the work place, to talk to my manager, which I think is a total waste of air and time , but I’m going to go there anyway , my job was actually quite rubbish, not gonna mention Leroy and Lawrence entering in the picture , just pisses me off, that sort of thing, you know .

{ Jason taking Tucker in the car}

Jason} So, you know what you have to do, act cool, listen to what the person says .

Tucker} I know, Jason, you don’t need to tell me, I know what to do .

Jason} I know but, it’s there if you start freaking out .

Tucker} Yeah, like you use those tips, yourself .

Jason} Ok, I’m not gonna say anything, just go and let me know .

Tucker} Alright, see ya .

{ He turns up at the work place, now he’s at his manager’s office}

Manager} Hey Tucker, take a seat .

Tucker} Are you alright ?.

Manager} Yeah I’m alright, so I’m sure you know why you are here .

Tucker} Yes well, I never understood on what you meant, so .

Manager} Ok, well I’ll go over it again .

Tucker} Ok .

Manager} Ok so firstly, I’d like to start with the news thing, can you please identify on what went down ?.

Tucker} Omg, ok, I was talking, and suddenly, 2 of my friends entered the picture and shot, is that alright for you ?.

Manager} I’m sorry, say it again .

Tucker} Omg, this is like Bad Robots, for god sake, Charlie, put your foot down a bit, you’re in the BBC .

Manager} Alright, you know what, that’s enough .

Tucker} What ?.

Manager} It’s over .

Tucker} Don’t say the word .

Manager} You are fired .

Tucker} No !!!! .

Manager} Get out, just get out, get out now . { Then he freaks out and chases Tucker}

Tucker} Oh shit, Jesus .

{ Then Tucker runs out}

{ Few minutes later, Tucker returns back to Jason’s office}

Jason} Oh hi, Tucker, how did it go ?.

Tucker} It went awfully bad .

Jason} How comes ?.

Tucker} He fired me and ran out with a machete .

Jason} What the ?.

Tucker} Yeah, maniac .

Jason} Did you say anything to him ?.

Tucker} Yeah, I said that he should put his foot down, he’s at the BBC .

Jason} No wonder why he went like that .

{ Delsin comes into the office}

Delsin} Hey Tucker, how did it go ?.

Tucker} ” How did it go, I’ll tell you how it went, the man fired me and chased me with a machete, that’s how it went .

Delsin} Oh, that is shocking .

Tucker} Yeah, and he went, ” Get out, Get out, get out now ” .

{ Tucker’s read}

” Yeah, I’m kind of glad that I don’t have the job anymore, it’s stupid, they pay you 2 pounds an hour .

Tucker} No, I don’t think you understand, the guy’s a phycopath, he shouldn’t be alive .

Jason} Well why did you open your mouth and start the fire ?.

Tucker} Hey, I can open my mouth, it’s not every man for himself , that man keep himself to himself .

Jason} I’m sure he’s a nice man .

Tucker}Yeah, A man who keeps a machete under his desk .

Jason} Are you sure that he had a machete ?.

Tucker} Yes I’m sure, do you wanna pack your bag and investigate it, cause it’s one of those crimes that are gonna be left investigated .

Jason} This is unbelievable, I need to sort this out .

Tucker} Yeah, get ready boy, cause when it’s over, you can pay for your funeral, and have Leroy sing your death song .

Jason} What are you talking about , death song ?.

Tucker} Yeah, he’s gonna be there with trumpets and singing Bohemian Rhapsody and Persian Market .

Jason} Geez, I can’t believe that I’m living today to see the nightmare .

Tucker} The guy didn’t even understand what I was saying .

Jason} Really ?.

Tucker} Yeah, it was fustrating, it was like being on Bad Robots .

Jason} Yeah, that’s weird .

Tucker} Yeah, I don’t know, is there a translation setting in his brain, something what circulates the speech and turns it into Chinese handwriting .

Jason} I wouldn’t even be surprised if he did .

{ Tucker’s read}

” The last 2 days were a living nightmare, one that you can’t wake up from, like the Joker trying to pull your wisdom teeth out .

Tucker} I am so just sick of this man, I’m just gonna go upwards like that { mocking an upper cut}, ” Knock him on the floor, I don’t care if he breaks a leg .

Jason} Tucker, calm down .

Tucker} You can’t tell me to calm down, otherwise I’ll beat someone up even more, so keep it in line .

{Tucker’s read}

” I don’t know on what I’d do, I’ll probably plan a hit on him, he deserves to have the machete next to him on his bed .

{Another Tucker’s read}

” If I have learned anything, it would be that you can’t impress everybody, and that guy couldn’t impress me with his machete so that’s how things are .

End of Mocumentary script