In The City , Mocumentary Script , The Crime Rates

{First scene, Tucker is building a tree house}

Tucker} Yeah, thought that I’d build a tree house, it is an alternative for my house, basically, my place is full and I keep getting locked out and so , I have had an idea to build a tree house to load all of my stuff up there., but the problem is is that, it is a hotspot for Cats and foxes, and they mark their territory and then when that happens, it is all mucked up .

{ Next scene, Everybody’s in Jason’s office}

Delsin} Ok, so what’s happening in the next episode of ” Jason’s shite ” ? .

Jason} Ok well, I’m going to go through some stuff with you .

Tucker} And what stuff is that ?.

Jason} Well, I’m gonna go through the crime rates with you .

Tucker} The crime rates ?.

Jason} Yes .

Delsin} Why are you making us do this ?.

Jason} Well, it’s not a 1 man job , it requires more then 1 person .

Delsin} Well, that’s just shit, isn’t it ?.

Jason} I know but, we still have to do it .

Leroy} Is there an option where we don’t have to do it ?.

Jason} No, it’s very quick , it’ll only take 10 minutes .

Delsin} Geez, why do you do this to yourself ?.

Jason} What do you mean ?.

Delsin} You just follow where ever the wind takes you .

Jason} Yeah, what’s wrong with that ?.

Delsin} You are basically a sheep .

Jason} I am not , this is my job .

Delsin} Oh, your job ?.

Jason} This is who I am , Delsin, I am a councillor .

Delsin} No, you are really saying that you are a sheep .

Jason} Nonsense .

{ Delsin’s read}

” Jason’s job still confuses me, he keeps saying that he’s a councillor, but he is not, is there something wrong with him ?.

Delsin} You are dancing to the sound of your own flute, can’t you hear it ?.

Jason} No, what are you talking about ?.

Delsin} I wish I knew .

Jason} Look Delsin, we need to sort out these crime rate files .

Delsin} Oh, you want me to sort out the crime, I’ll show you what crime is, I’ll start the crime .

Jason} Oh for goodness sake .

{ Jason’s read}

” I am so fed up, I am this close to giving up .

Tucker} Can you just shut up ?.

Delsin} No, don’t tell me what to do .

{Leroy comes running in }

Leroy} Shut up  !!! .

Delsin} Why you coming fast ?.

Leroy} I’m sorry, ok .

Delsin} Are you blind, you can’t see me ?.

Leroy} I’m sorry, I didn’t see you there, I crashed .

Delsin} Why you crash ?.

Leroy} I didn’t crash, I just bumped into you .

Delsin} Why you coming fast ?.

Tucker} What the heck ?.

Leroy} You go to hill and go down .

Delsin} You bloody , you bloody , you bloody .

Jason} What’s going on here ?.

Delsin} None of your business !!!! .

Jason} Why you shouting me ?.

{ Jason’s read}

” I had no idea what that was, Lawrence has gone full Phycho, yeah, I think I’ll get him sectioned .

Jason} I’m going to kindly ask you to leave the office .

Tucker} Great idea .

Delsin} Nah, I am staying here .

Jason} No Delsin, can you leave ?.

Delsin} Ok fine, I’ll go, but deep down, you are the worst of us all, mate . { Leaves room}

{Leroy’s read}

” Yeah, I don’t quite know on what happened with Lawrence, I think he has a special effect, but don’t worry, it only gets to him when the clock strikes 5, so .

Jason} Do you have any idea on what happened there ?.

Tucker} No, it’s completely normal .

{Meanwhile, Delsin is walking out of the corridor}

Delsin} You will see me again, I’ll be back .

{Jason’s read}

” Yeah, can you please keep an eye on him ?.

End of script .