If I Lived As A Resident In The Cotswolds

This is a skit, if I lived as a resident in the Cotswolds , I hope you enjoy .

I have been living in the Cotswolds for 3 weeks , I had to get used to the whole premise of it, there’s not much to do, but who cares ?.

Neighbors play a big part in living in different places , all though, my neighbors are a bit odd. One of my neighbors is Kerry Mucklowe , , she is a person of a few words , she also has a cousin called Kurtan , he doesn’t live with her, he lives with his nan , but he comes over quite a lot .

There are 2 other neighbors that I live 2 doors down from , the first one is Mandy Harris, she is quite mad and she has a dog called Tyson , , I hear her screaming at him sometimes , but I don’t know if Kerry and Kurtan can hear it as well, might need to have a word with them about it .

The other neighbor is Len , he has small fights with another resident called Arthur , I saw them arguing over a dust bin once, I just put my head phones on, can’t deal with it .

Time stamps .

At 3 o clock} I saw Mandy walking the dog , she was also ranting about a blind person that she had a run in on the streets with, I also saw Kerry and Kurtan , they wanted nothing to do with it .

At 5 o clock} I saw Kurtan doing parkour with a bunch of kids , I had no idea on what was going on , I had no choice but to have a little peak .

At 6 o clock} I saw Kurtan sitting on the floor and hanging around some house , he also screamed ” Rob Robinson ”, who is that ?, someone tell me, please .

At 11 o clock at midnight} I saw Kerry with some bloke , it appeared to be her dad , Martin, they were doing flight sim , I couldn’t sleep all night, what the hell was going on ?.

More Diary Stuff From The Cotswolds .

Today, I went to the scarecrow festival , there were many people there , I saw many scarecrows , some weird things going on too, I saw Kurtan rolling on the floor and kicking a block of hay and he was also yelling at the Vicar , then he suddenly vanished and then lit up torches and set the place on fire , ruined all the scarecrow material, the vicar was screaming and running around, it was an utter nightmare .

Once, when I was cooking me some dinner, I heard very loud music , I tried closing the windows but it didn’t do much, then I looked out of the window and saw Kurtan dancing on the tables, and the Vicar being intimidated , and there were things falling on the floor , probably having a celebration , meanwhile , I saw Kerry getting dragged on the floor by a couple of year sevens , it was chaos .