A Band Trying To Write A New Song Script

What you are about to read is a script that features a band that is trying to write a new song for their album .

Jonathon} Alright guys, we need to come up with a song , have any of you guys got any ideas ?.

Nicholas} Nah mate, my mind’s gone blank .

Johnathon} Bloody hell , Nicholas, anybody else ?.

Jackson} Yeah, I have one .

Johnathon} Oh ok great, what’s your idea ?.

Jackson} Ok, so it’s gonna be called , I’m in love with the sun .

Johnathon} Ok, take it back, that sounds shit , I’m in love with the sun ?, are you for real with me ?.

Jackson} Alright, let’s hear your idea .

Johnathon} Ok, I want to beat you up , does that sound fine ?.

Nicholas} Ok, that sounds shit .

Johnathon} No it doesn’t, it sounds good, { Starts singing the song}

Johnathon} I want to beat you up, da da de da da , huuuu .

Jackson} No, face the facts, it is shit, no one’s gonna listen to a song called, ” I want to beat you up ” , no one’s gonna want to sing that on the bus, they’ll get their teeth knocked out .

Johnathon} Oh come on, man, where would you see that happening ?.

Jackson} Oh, I suppose that you don’t know the real world , they are millions of things that would go wrong if you sing that .

Johnathon} Yeah, but it’s just a song, innit ?.

Jackson} Well, in the real world, they do that in non musically way , and you will get throttled .

Johnathon}Well, your idea isn’t as different as mine .

Jackson} Well, I’m in love with the sun , is a better lyric and song title then, I want to beat you up .

Johnathon} No it isn’t, .

Jackson} Yes it is .

Johnathon} No it’s not, could you imagine on how stupid , you’d look ?.

Jackson} Nah mate, you’d look stupid .

Johnathon} You know what ?, I’m bloody done with this, you guys can create the song , or Jackson, with your stupid song, um, I’m In Love With The Sun, the worst idea ever , I’m just fed up of this, and you know, just put your stupid ideas to action , I’m bloody going home now , alright ?.

{ Leaves the room}

Nicholas} I’m gonna ring Johnathon .

Jackson} No, let him do his thing .

{ Nicholas calls Johnathon }

{Johnathon on the phone}

Johnathon} What do you bloody want ?.

Nicholas} We’ve had a new idea for a song .

Johnathon} Nah, not having it .

Nicholas} Johnathon, just let us explain it to you .

Johnathon} No, you are alone on that one .

Nicholas} It’s actually really good .

Johnathon} No, what’s it gonna be next , I’m gonna beat you up with my shoe ?.

Nicholas} What ?, no .

Johnathon} You can dress it up how many times you want , I know it’s gonna be something like that , don’t play with me .

Nicholas} Come on, Johnathon, just give us a chance .

Johnathon} No, I have a new song title .

Nicholas} Ok, what is it ?.

Johnathon} Ok, it’s called, put the bloody phone down, I don’t want to listen to your bullshit , I got better things to do , does that sound good ?.

Nicholas} Yeah, it sounds fine .

Johnathon} Ok, I’m gonna bugger off, now , give me a bell when you guys are acting less like a piece of shit .

{ Johnathon hangs up}

Jackson} What was that all about ?.

Nicholas} I don’t know, the bigger picture is that he’s pissed off .