Posted on February 3, 2021
The Kids On The East Side Of Town Script 6, Loads Of Fish In The Sea
{Scene 1, Liam , Connor, Tommy, and Jamie are sitting down, eating breakfast }
{ Travis walks in}
Liam} Oh hey Travis .
Travis} Hey Liam .
Liam} Who’s this ?.
Travis} Oh, I totally forgot to introduce her to you, this is Sally, Sally, this is Liam , Liam , this is Sally .
Sally} Hello, nice to meet you .
Liam} Nice to meet you .
Tommy} Woah, she’s pretty .
Jamie} Travis, I never knew that you were a ladies man .
Travis} Oh well, somebody has to be one .
Connor} You better not keep her near, otherwise I’ll take her , man .
Tommy} Connor, you have many girlfriends , you don’t need her .
Connor} Yeah, but she’s on another level, no one is like her .
{Travis telling Sally to wait in the other room }
Travis} Sally, would it be ok if you waited in the hallway for a sec ?.
Sally} Of course , see ya .
Everybody} See ya .
Connor} Travs , where did you find her ?.
Travis} I met her at the bus stop .
Connor} Oh cool .
Tommy} Travis, congratulations, you are now a man .
Travis} Yeah, I still can’t believe it, myself .
Jamie} So , what are you guys gonna do , together ?.
Travis} I don’t know, I might take her to the drive in , maybe watch a movie .
Jamie} Sounds good .
Liam} How did she meet you ?.
Travis} I actually just walked up to her, and I said ” Hey, babe , need a ride ?, and she said ” No , because we were next to a bus , and she just started laughing, then she gave me her number .
Connor} That is the worst story I’ve ever heard, if that was a plot for a film, people would wish that they were dead , I hope you’re not taking her to see that film .
Travis} No, I’m not taking her to see that film, it’s not even made yet .
{ A few minutes later}
{Travis talking to Connor}
Travis} Connor, how do you always win the ladies hearts ?.
Connor} Well, it’s just a Connor thing, really , do you want me to tell you some tips ?.
Travis} Yes, please .
Connor} Ok so, the first tip is, to comb and grease your hair , the ladies love that .
Travis} Yes, what else ?.
Connor} Then you just be socially awkward , like light a cigarette and fall off your chair .
Travis} What the actual heck , fall off your chair , wouldn’t they get up and leave ?.
Connor} Nah, man, they always laugh and come running to you , always works .
Travis} Ok, do you have any more tips ?.
Connor} Yeah, you have to do a very weird laugh .
Travis} A very weird laugh ?.
Connor} Yeah, it sounds like this, heh heh heh heh, { does weird laugh}
Travis} What the hell ?, and that gets the ladies ?.
Connor} Yeah, they find it very sexy and they fight over you .
Travis} Really ?, ok .
Connor} Yeah, try it .
Travis} Ok, { does the weird laugh but more on a deeper tone}, ” how’s that ?.
Connor} That’s perfect , man , that should do the trick .
Travis} Ok thanks man, I better go and join Sally , see you in a bit .
{Meanwhile, Travis is at the drive in }
{Travis walks in and sits down on the chair , next to Sally}
Travis} Hey Sally .
Sally} Hey .
Travis} Who’s that ?.
Sally} Oh, this is my friend, she’s called Victoria .
{Victoria waves and says hi}
Travis} Hey .
Victoria} Hey .
{ The movie starts}
Travis} Hey Sally, do you want a coke ?.
Sally} Oh, yes please .
{Travis goes to get it}
{Victoria whispering in Sally’s ears}
Victoria} Who is this boy, he looks cute .
Sally} Oh, back off, he’s my man , you can get back with Lucas .
Victoria} Oh hell no, I’m not getting back with him .
{ Travis comes back}
{Travis hands coke to Sally}
Travis} Here, take this .
Sally} Oh, thank you .
Sally} Travis, I have something to tell you .
Travis} Ok, what is it ?.
Sally} I really like you, I think that we can make this work, what do you think ?.
Travis} Yes, I think it can totally work .
{Travis fakes falling off his chair}
{Sally starts laughing }
{Travis tries to light up a cigarette and drops it by accident}
Travis} Oh shit,{ Does the laugh} ” dropped my bloody cigarette , luckily it wasn’t lit , oh shit, sorry, are you ok, Sally ?.
{Sally gets up and leaves }
Sally} This was going so well, why did it have to end up like this ?.
Travis} It was an accident , I’m sorry .
Sally} Bye, Travvy .
Travis} Oh bloody hell, why ?.
{A few minutes later , at home}
{Connor starts laughing his head off }
Travis} What the heck , man , why did you give me those tips ?, bloody lost the girl .
Connor} No, actually, they were the tips for a break up .
Travis} Are you bloody kidding me ?.
Connor} No, I’m being serious ,.
Travis} Falling off a bloody chair is no way to win a girl , where did you get that from ?.
Connor} It used to work, maybe you are not Connor material .
Travis} That makes no sense, what so ever .
{ Knock on the door}
Travis} Oh , there’s a knock on the door, tell her that I’m not here .
{Connor opens the door}
Sally} Sorry to bother you, is Travis there ?.
Connor} I’m sorry, Travis isn’t here at the moment, he’s hiding in a cupboard .
Sally} I know where Travis is, ” Travis, It’s sally, open up .
Travis screams} Ahhh .
Sally} Calm down, I need to talk .
Travis} Ok, stand out there if you want to talk .
Sally} No, I want to talk to you .
{Travis comes out of the cupboard}
Sally} Look, there’s something I wanna say .
Travis} Ok, what is it ?.
Sally} I’m very sorry about earlier on, I was kind of under stress .
Travis} Yeah, I understand you .
Sally} But I want us to get back together .
Travis} Huh ?.
Sally} Yeah, I really like you, you are the perfect man for me .
Travis} Oh stop it .
Sally} No, I’m being serious , I want us to get back together , so what do you say ?.
Travis} Yes, let’s get back together . { They kiss}
{Connor makes a love signal to wind him up}
{ Meanwhile, the whole gang walks outside , with Sally}
{ Suddenly, Carter’s gang turns up}
Travis} Uh oh .
{ Logan turns up}
Logan} Well well well, look who it is , Travis .
Travis} What do you want ?.
Logan} What are you doing with my girlfriend ?.
Travis} What , Sally, is this your boyfriend ?.
Sally} Yes .
Travis} Why didn’t you tell me earlier ?.
Sally} Cause I didn’t want things to be weird between us .
Logan} Sally, what are you doing with this Eagle ?.
Sally} Don’t say it like that .
Logan} Why don’t we just get back together ?.
Sally} No, I don’t like you, anymore .
Logan} Ok, that’s fine with me, you can go , running up to that Eagle, and you can shit in his mouth , let’s go, fellas .
{ Logan and the Rejects walk off}
Sally} Travis, I’m sorry, but I think it’s over, between us .
Travis} Well, that’s fine, I don’t need you , anyway , let’s go, guys .
{ Travis walks off with the gang}
Tommy} So, you are not getting back with her ?.
Travis} Nah, she called me Travvy .
End of script