Memoirs Of Joe

This follows my Character Joe’s memoirs of his daily life, I hope you enjoy. At 3” 65 , I saw Hayley wandering around on the streets and she said she went out for a walk but I was… Read More

Joe On Getting Lost In Public Places

Getting lost is one of the most awkward subjects ever, and it has happened to me many times. It would not be possible if it didn’t . There’s this route I take coming home from the gym and… Read More

Kitchen Nightmares With Joe and Hayley

My biggest regret is letting Hayley step foot into the kitchen, anything can go wrong. Once Hayley wanted to cook dinner for us both, I thought that it was rather generous of her, but really I read between… Read More

Fashion talk with Joe And Hayley

We wear a lot of fashion, well not really , we only own a t shirt , a pair of shoes, and some trousers, doesn’t really count. I think Hayley’s fashion taste is horrendous , let me tell… Read More

Joe’s Talk On Hayley’s Self Control

Hayley has no self control whatsoever , I bet she doesn’t even know what it is. Whenever she gets angry she attacks me or the furniture in the house, but I am not a punching bag and neither… Read More

Joe’s Opinions On Hayley’s weird phobias

Hayley has many fears, every human has them, but they are unusual , so I’d like to share them with you, but they are in secret , just in case Hayley finds out and kills me. Hayley has… Read More

Haunted House Theories with Joe

Everyday and every night I wonder if my house is haunted, I see reflections of people trying to make hand gestures and get through my window. and no I am not a fantasist , I am being serious,… Read More

Hayley’s Health Letters

When was the last time when you got a cold or flu? I actually cant remember , Oh yeah , I got one last month, really bad one, Joe didnt come and visit me, How sad is that?… Read More

Weird Objects We’d use as weapons

When it comes to weapons, we had some weird ideas, I dont really have any because I am not a phychopath but Hayley does,  here are some of them. Hayley is the sort of person that’ll use a… Read More

Times Hayley tried to deafen me

She tried to deafen me many times, there were times where my ears couldnt take it anymore, Here are some of the times. There was once where she harrassed me with Abba, she has like all of these… Read More