Kitchen Nightmares With Joe and Hayley

My biggest regret is letting Hayley step foot into the kitchen, anything can go wrong. Once Hayley wanted to cook dinner for us both, I thought that it was rather generous of her, but really I read between the wrong lines and pages. She messed up many times and usually I’d say you can learn from mistakes but Hayley made many mistakes and still hasn’t learned from them, So I thought, just give up. She mixed up the salt with the sugar, mixed up the olive oil with the honey, she even set the oven on fire and flames, what else can go wrong?.

,She burned the food 100 times, that’s the same with undercooking it food, left me with 1000.000 indigestions , I was sick alot, just thinking about makes me feel sick. In Hayley’s mind she thinks I like her cooking, I am probably gonna have to talk to her about it, I appreciate her generosity in all but if she carries on I wont have a stomach anymore, I have a feeling that Hayley will punch me for it, but something has to be done.

The fridge is full of her disastrous meals and dishes, I do not know what to do, I’ll probably deliver them to our neighbours. Let them have a slice of disaster too, after all they deserve it. Cant wait for them to see how karma tastes like, Let it be sweet and salty. Once Hayley got into catering class in school, the teacher was always scared of her, she burned her pizza and then she had to start again from scratch , No wonder why she cant cook. It must be hard to be a catering teacher, I wonder how they manage indigestions , they are probably used to them, probably had many food poisonings, painful.