Joe’s Impressions On Their New Neighbours

My first impressions on the new neighbours are that they stink, I  hate them, they stared at us in weird ways and they looked suspicious too. They also refused to take the cups of tea that we offered… Read More

All On The Streets With Joe And Hayley

Every time we go for a walk on the streets, we witness some weird things. Once when I went on a evening stroll around the block , I noticed a fox in the bush screaming like a girl… Read More

The British Take Off

Sending Hayley on the Great British Bake off was by far one of the biggest mistakes ever. I knew Hayley was a very violent person, everybody wasn’t ready for her, she started off ok then it sort of… Read More

Memoirs Of Joe

This follows my Character Joe’s memoirs of his daily life, I hope you enjoy. At 3” 65 , I saw Hayley wandering around on the streets and she said she went out for a walk but I was… Read More

Joe On Getting Lost In Public Places

Getting lost is one of the most awkward subjects ever, and it has happened to me many times. It would not be possible if it didn’t . There’s this route I take coming home from the gym and… Read More

Kitchen Nightmares With Joe and Hayley

My biggest regret is letting Hayley step foot into the kitchen, anything can go wrong. Once Hayley wanted to cook dinner for us both, I thought that it was rather generous of her, but really I read between… Read More

Fashion talk with Joe And Hayley

We wear a lot of fashion, well not really , we only own a t shirt , a pair of shoes, and some trousers, doesn’t really count. I think Hayley’s fashion taste is horrendous , let me tell… Read More

Joe’s Talk On Hayley’s Self Control

Hayley has no self control whatsoever , I bet she doesn’t even know what it is. Whenever she gets angry she attacks me or the furniture in the house, but I am not a punching bag and neither… Read More

Joe’s Opinions On Hayley’s weird phobias

Hayley has many fears, every human has them, but they are unusual , so I’d like to share them with you, but they are in secret , just in case Hayley finds out and kills me. Hayley has… Read More

Haunted House Theories with Joe

Everyday and every night I wonder if my house is haunted, I see reflections of people trying to make hand gestures and get through my window. and no I am not a fantasist , I am being serious,… Read More