Posted on November 25, 2020
Joe’s Impressions On Their New Neighbours
My first impressions on the new neighbours are that they stink, I hate them, they stared at us in weird ways and they looked suspicious too. They also refused to take the cups of tea that we offered… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
All On The Streets With Joe And Hayley
Every time we go for a walk on the streets, we witness some weird things. Once when I went on a evening stroll around the block , I noticed a fox in the bush screaming like a girl… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
The British Take Off
Sending Hayley on the Great British Bake off was by far one of the biggest mistakes ever. I knew Hayley was a very violent person, everybody wasn’t ready for her, she started off ok then it sort of… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
Memoirs Of Joe
This follows my Character Joe’s memoirs of his daily life, I hope you enjoy. At 3” 65 , I saw Hayley wandering around on the streets and she said she went out for a walk but I was… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
Joe On Getting Lost In Public Places
Getting lost is one of the most awkward subjects ever, and it has happened to me many times. It would not be possible if it didn’t . There’s this route I take coming home from the gym and… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
Kitchen Nightmares With Joe and Hayley
My biggest regret is letting Hayley step foot into the kitchen, anything can go wrong. Once Hayley wanted to cook dinner for us both, I thought that it was rather generous of her, but really I read between… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
Fashion talk with Joe And Hayley
We wear a lot of fashion, well not really , we only own a t shirt , a pair of shoes, and some trousers, doesn’t really count. I think Hayley’s fashion taste is horrendous , let me tell… Read More
Posted on November 25, 2020
Joe’s Talk On Hayley’s Self Control
Hayley has no self control whatsoever , I bet she doesn’t even know what it is. Whenever she gets angry she attacks me or the furniture in the house, but I am not a punching bag and neither… Read More
Posted on November 24, 2020
Joe’s Opinions On Hayley’s weird phobias
Hayley has many fears, every human has them, but they are unusual , so I’d like to share them with you, but they are in secret , just in case Hayley finds out and kills me. Hayley has… Read More
Posted on November 23, 2020
Haunted House Theories with Joe
Everyday and every night I wonder if my house is haunted, I see reflections of people trying to make hand gestures and get through my window. and no I am not a fantasist , I am being serious,… Read More