Joe’s Impressions On Their New Neighbours

My first impressions on the new neighbours are that they stink, I  hate them, they stared at us in weird ways and they looked suspicious too. They also refused to take the cups of tea that we offered them which was rude, we put in our effort to welcome them and they are not grateful . Completly unacceptable , not even gonna try to be nice to them, let them learn the cruel way. The Neighbors are literally bad eggs, if they need help I am just gonna let them starve and face the pain, that is all what they deserve. I have a feeling that they are the sort of people who are gonna throw us under the bus, if they do, no worries I’ll throw them under the bus too, and it would be really easy, I’ll do that without conflict and a shadow of a doubt.

Hayley on the Neighbors

My first impressions on the neighbors are that they are nice and humble but I might be changing my mind, I think one of them is a criminal, I saw the article in a local newspaper, I’m getting quite worried, I haven’t told Joe about it yet but I will break the news, I should probably think about moving. I do not like them, one of them woke me up at 3am to give them milk and a couple of quid, and they did not bring anything back in return, What jokers, Honestly?

They sent like 5 complaints about us when we didn’t do anything wrong, what noisy idiots, I am gonna make sure I send some complaints about them so that we are even, I am gonna do them on how bad neighbors they are, I am telling ya, they are gonna have trauma from that, but it won’t be my problem , They deserve it.