Script, The Day Out

Hayley] Hey Joe.

Joe] Hey , what’s up?

Hayley] oh nothing really, you?

Joe] yeah , nothing.

Hayley] Do you fancy going on a day out together?

Joe] I think that’ll be great, Are you up for it?

Hayley] yeah , I am up for it, where do you wanna go?

Joe] I don’t now really, we can either go for a trip locally.

Hayley] ok, have you ever been down Dalston before?

Joe]  yeah, it is not that place with that Market isn’t it?

Hayley] yeah, but it is better than you think.

Joe] no, it is probably what I think it is, I am not going there.

Hayley] Why do you hate it so much there anyway?

Joe] Because one time I went there, yeah I got in a punch up with a person there and one of the people chased me with a narwhal’s tusk.

Hayley] Really? that is awful.

Joe] yeah, do you want that to happen again?

Hayley] no, of course not.

Joe] Ok, then don’t go.

Hayley] Look, it won’t happen again, the person probably moved towns.

Joe] Do you think so? because if it isn’t he’s gonna be the one with the narwhal’s tusk hanging out of him.

Hayley] look , that was the past, it is probably changed, since the last time you came.

Joe] ok , We’ll go then, but if it happens again I’m out of there.

Hayley] yeah, yeah, yeah, get in the car, we are going.

Joe] ok , fine.

they arrived.

Hayley] ok, so this is the market.

Joe] yeah, I know what it is.

Hayley] look Joe, look at the those fishes.

Joe] Yeah, it stinks here.

Hayley] it is really cool, isn’t it?

Joe] Really Hayley, Do you really think I am gonna smile and say wow to a fish? you got to be kidding me.

Hayley] Look Joe, Do you see those bags ?

Joe] What those bags?, what are they?

Hayley] I have no idea, do you know what? I am gonna go and ask.

Joe] No don’t, I’ll get chased again.

Hayley] Hello, What are those things up there?

Seller] Oh those things, they are animal heads.

Hayley] Oh what? Oh hell no, animal heads, who wants them?

Joe] I want to go because the heads are staring at me.

Hayley] Woah, not so fast Joe.

Joe] What the hell are you doing here , looking and talking to the heads, making me look like an idiot?

Hayley] I don’t know what you are talking about.

Joe] Oh crap, who is that? it is not who I think it is.

Unknown] Well, well, well, we meet again.

Joe] Oh not you again, what do you want from me?

Unknown] You are down the wrong road , Mr.

Hayley] Joe, what is going on ?

Unknown stranger pulls out narwhal’s tusk.

Joe] oh, stop come on Hayley , lets go.

Hayley] ok.

They finally escaped the mad man, when suddenly he appeared again.

Joe] I thought you were gone, Do you have magic powers or something? are you a wizard ? Go away.

Stranger] Who’s gonna make me?

Joe] just you watch.

Hayley] What are you doing Joe? put the animal head down, what do you think you are doing?

Joe] I am getting rid of this phychopath from my life for good.

Hayley] oh , don’t do it.

Joe got rid of the mad man for good, They got home safetly.

Hayley] Hey Joe, I have to say on how shocked I was on how you handled it today.

Joe] yeah, well, friends look after each other, don’t they?

end of script.