Joe’s beliefs In Aliens

Every day, every night, I see weird oval shaped things, In my mind I keep thinking on whether they are aliens, I keep telling people about my discovery but they think I am crazy. Don’t know what to believe. I keep thinking whether there are real aliens out there or it’s just a myth , However I still think that they are real and trust me I’ve seen them myself, and I am not seeing things. When I go out for walks , I see oval shaped things in the skies, normal people would say it is a kite or a frisbee , but I see it a different way. Every time I explain the discovery to Hayley , she thinks I am sick, I don’t like it, I am saying that there is proof that they are real, . The same looking things fly over my house and waves at me every night, And I am not dreaming.

Hayley on Joe’s belief on aliens

I am sure Joe has told you about his belief on aliens, it is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. I see Joe waving in windows and talking, I’m sure he is a fantasist, He keeps saying that he sees UFOs in the sky, but what he is actually seeing are aeroplanes, not UFOs. He goes crazy, I don’t know what I should do, probably take him to see a therapist, check him out. I don’t really know why he is so obsessed with aliens, I think he watched a documentary, it is taking over his mind. Many people see him waving in the windows and they get worried, everybody knows that aliens are not real, I keep telling him but he gets aggressive and obsessive. I am getting very worried now.

Joe’s response

I don’t know what the hell Hayley is talking about, I am seeing UFOs , not aeroplanes , and I am not gonna see a therapist, I don’t need that sort of help, perhaps Hayley needs it though. I can’t handle her stupid answers anymore, I wish I had proof, I wish I got a camera and filmed the footage to prove that Hayley is stupid and that I am right, that is all what I need. Hayley is in a dream world, she needs to wake up and relocate from the fake world to the real world, I am so fed up of it all being treated like a joke, I don’t care if people see me waving in the windows, they can jog on, I don’t care one bit. I just wish she took the subject seriously, that is all I want, and no I am not obsessive, don’t say that ok.

Hayley’s next response

I know but you were quite obsessive not gonna lie, all of that just about aliens, surely it is stupid, the aliens don’t give a crap about you. I always thought you saw aeroplanes, not UFOs ,  I thought that subject was declared years ago, they said that they are not real, you know, what are you gonna do about it? you can’t bring it all back. I can’t explain on how many times you scared and worried me by talking to yourself, I had to maintain it all in front of loads of people in public because it looked weird. If you really think aliens are real, why don’t you just prove it to me?

Joe’s next response

That is because you say that I am a fantasist, I do show you, don’t try and pretend that you forgot cause I know what you are thinking, don’t try and think that I am stupid. I can’t explain on how many times you made me look like a laughing stock, you made me look like a weirdo in Morrisons the other day and that is all you. Anyway aliens make sense to be thinking about, you are the sort of person that believes that milk cartons can walk and talk if it had a mouth and legs, I mean that is just stupid, not believing that milk cartons can walk and talk. Every time I talk about aliens you act like it is a deadly virus, why do you act like that? what is wrong with aliens? do they haunt you? that is gonna ruin my chemistry with aliens.

Hayley’s next response

First of all, where the hell did you come up with the whole milk cartons can walk situation, I am not that sort of person, you don’t know me, you probably dream all of it up, the whole thing in Morrisons never happened, that was like months ago, I see you are stuck in a time loop, I never believed that milk cartons can walk, that just shows you on how much of a fantasist you really are. Aliens can’t be your friends, they can’t even talk, you know it is a myth, aliens don’t fly over your house, they don’t even know you, they are strangers to you, drop the whole aliens thing, they are not real.

Joe’s final response

I’m never gonna  give up on the aliens subject, why would I give up on something I am interested in? you can’t tell me that they are not real, you are not a scientist, you don’t know the whole process of space. who are you to tell me? you don’t even know the alphabet works. I know aliens are real, I am writing one right now, and it is making me feel sick and tired along the way, I am talking to a living brick wall, and don’t ask me who that is, don’t think you are ready for that part yet. What do you have againgst aliens? every time I talk about them you seem to dodge the conversation, I understand that is the whole point of an opinion but you don’t have one and you just think you can prove it but you don’t know yourself, so how can you be so sure?.