One Of My Own The Breakfast Club Scripts

Hey guys, I thought it would be cool if I write my own version of script for The Breakfast Club, enjoy .

Richard Vernon} Guys, welcome to your detention, if I hear you guys slacking off or making any noise, you are dead to me .

Bender mocking Mr Vernon} blah blah blah .

Richard Vernon} You better keep your mouth shut , otherwise you’ll find that your mouth will be glued to that door .

Brian } Sir, what if we need to go to the toilet , are we just gonna piss ourselves ?.

Richard Vernon} I’ll let you figure out that part yourselves .

Bender} Wow, look’s like the parasite left , finally .

Allison } Oh, he’ll be back, don’t you worry .

Bender} pssstttt Claire, pass me that pencil .

Claire} No way, get it yourself .

Bender} Alright Princess, I see that you are prestine .

Claire} I’m not that pristine .

Andrew} Leave her alone .

Bender} What was that ?.

Andrew} I said, leave her alone .

Bender} How would it be if my fist was in your face ?.

Andrew} Oh come on, I would knock you out within 2 punches .

Bender} We’ll see , try me .

Mr Vernon} What’s all that noise ?.

Brian} What noise ?.

Mr Vernon} Are you deaf ?, that noise I just heard .

Brian} Well it was probably just a bird .

Mr Vernon} Oh is that so ?, do birds make a noise that sounds like punching somebody ?.

Andrew} Well it’s probably a new breed or something .

Mr Vernon} Quiet .

Mr Vernon} From here on in, if I hear any more noise coming from any of you , you’ll be here till Friday , you understand ?.

Brian nodding }

Bender} Psst, Claire, where did you get those shoes from ?.

Claire} It’s none of your buisness .

Bender} Woah hey, I only asked you on where you got those shoes from , I didn’t ask you to take the trash out , what’s your problem ?.

Claire} Look, why don’t you just leave me alone .

Bender} Woah, the girl’s got a problem , she’s been bitten by a devil , is she always like this ?.

Andrew} Not always, no .

Mr Vernon} Who closed the door ?.

Andrew} I don’t know .

Mr Richard’s} Did you do it ?.

Bender} No, why would I do something like that ?.

Andrew} Is it really a problem ?.

Mr Richard} Of course it is, it’s the principle .

Bender} What if it was just a screw , and none of us did it ?.

Mr Richard} Screws don’t come out themselves, they don’t have legs .

Bender} Ok, Is it a bird, is a plane, no its only a screw, it’s not your daughter .

Mr Richard} Don’t talk back to me , otherwise you are getting  8 detentions .