My Own This Country Script Mandy’s Jumble Sale.

This is for one of my favorite programmes for This country, I thought it would be really fun if I write my own script for one scene. I hope you enjoy.

Mandy} I thought it would be really good to flog some of my old shit.

Mandy} Come, come on, free bargains , come and have a look, sounds like a bloody circus now.

Mandy} Hello, what can I do for you today ?.

Passer by} Oh Hi, just coming to have a look.

Mandy} So, you are not buying anything today ?.

Passer by} No.

Mandy} Then, go away, why are you wasting my time ?.

Passer by} Excuse me, I’ll go then.

Mandy} Damn right, don’t take a dump in that dustbin.

Mandy} Hello, what can I do for you ?.

Person} Hello, I like this, do you have any small sizes of this ?.

Mandy} I don’t do small ones, I only do massive ones.

Person} Ok, never mind.

Mandy} Goodbye,

Mandy’s dog} Woof Woof.

Mandy] shouting at her dog] ” Tyson shut up.

Mandy} Oh look, it’s Kerry and Kurtan, what do those nut jobs want from me ?.

Kurtan} Alright.

Kerry} Hi.

Mandy} Oh, I have a little something for you.

Kurtan} A computer.

Kerry} Where’s the rest of the stuff ?.

Mandy} What rest of the stuff ?.

Kerry} You know, the plugins for the PC .

Mandy} I don’t have it, you want it or not ?.

Kurtan} We’ll take it, just not gonna use it.

Kerry} Yeah, I don’t think that’s worth 50 quid.

Mandy} Well, you know, take the bloody thing and get out of here.

Kurtan} Bloody maniac.

Mandy} Who’s a maniac ?.

Kurtan} Nobody.

Mandy’s dog] Woof woof.

Mandy shouting at her dog} Tyson Shut up.