My Other This Country And IT Crowd Mash UP, Kurtan Calls up the IT Department

One day, Kurtan was walking along the streets , when he suddenly saw a bunch of guys in an alleyway , they appeared to be selling a second hand computer , he went to go and invest in it .

Kurtan} Hi .

Guys} Hey man .

Kurtan} Are you guys selling a computer ?.

The guy} Oh yeah, it’s not for sale .

Kurtan} Ok, what about if I pay you 20 quid ?.

The guy} No, too less .

Kurtan} Ok 50 quid .

The guy} 60 quid .

Kurtan} Deal .

Kurtan} Thank you so much.

The guy} Ok, look after it .

 

Kurtan} Ok, let’s plug this thing in .

The computer flashes on and off }

Kurtan} Huh, why’s it doing that ?.

Kurtan hits the computer}

Kurtan}  Huhhhhh, I am gonna have to call somebody for this .

Kurtan dials the number for the IT department }

Roy} Hello, have you tried turning it off and on again ?.

Kurtan} Hello, are the guys who work in the IT department ?.

Roy} Yes, you sound so familiar , have we met before ?.

Kurtan} Yeah, remember, I met you 2 days ago ?.

Roy} Wait, What’s your name ?.

Kurtan} Kurtan .

Roy} Oh hey, what can we do for you ?.

Kurtan} well, my computer is broken, you see, I brought the PC off of some sales people, and it doesn’t seem to work , I have tried everything .

Roy} Have you tried turning it off and on again ?.

Kurtan} No , let me see for a second .

Kurtan} No, doesn’t work .

Roy} Right well, We’ll come up and check it out for you .

Kurtan} Alright thanks , see you soon .

 

Meanwhile , at the IT department .

Roy} Moss, I think we need to go and fix somebody’s computer for them .

Moss} Really?, where’s the location ?.

Roy} What ?.

Moss} Like, where does the person live ?.

Roy} Oh, let me check the address .

Roy freezes in shock }

Roy} The Cotswolds .

Moss} Where the hell is that ?.

Roy} No idea, this has to be a misunderstanding , is this a joke or something ?.

Moss} No, I don’t think so .

Roy} Well I guess we have to go there .

Moss} I need to check on where this place is .

Moss} It looks like it’s in the countryside .

Roy}  The Countryside ?, we are going to the Countryside now ?.

Moss} Yeah, looks like it .

Roy} I think we should get ready to go .

Moss} Yeah .

 

Meanwhile Moss and Roy are on the coach .

Moss} Roy, is this a result of bunking off ?.

Roy} Sort of, well it probably isn’t , since we are fixing somebody’s computer, that’s like doing our job , so yeah, not really .

Moss} Oh ok .

 

{ 5 hours passed }

Moss} Damn it Roy, I didn’t come on this journey to do some flipping perusing, how long have we been in this coach for ?.

Roy} Calm down Moss, it’s only been 5 hours .

Moss} This is getting annoying now, how long have we got left ?.

Roy} Probably about 10 hours .

Moss} Are you taking the piss ?.

Roy} No, why would I be taking the piss, this location is miles away .

Moss} I think I need to go to the toilet .

Roy} Well, just hold it in , there are no toilets where we are going .

Moss} Damn it , I knew this day would come .

{ Kurtan calls Moss and Roy }

Roy} Hello .

Kurtan} Where the hell are you guys ?.

Roy} Oh , we are just running a bit late .

Kurtan} Where are you guys exactly ?.

Roy} I don’t know, I am not a map  .

Kurtan} Well hurry up then .

Roy} Ok fine, whatever .

Roy} What an idiot ?.

Moss} Tell me about it , I could go on forever .

Roy} Moss, .

Moss} Yeah .

Roy} You didn’t tell Jen that you were going on holiday , didn’t you ?.

Moss} Umm.

Flashback to when Moss told Jen that he was going on holiday .

Moss} Jen, we are going on holiday .

Jen} Really where ?.

Moss} Bristol .

Jen} What about all of this work stuff, I can’t just do it all on my own .

Moss} Well, tell Richmond to do it .

Jen} Richmond’s not here anymore .

Moss} Then just tell that vampire woman to help you out .

Jen} Who ,  Lady C ?.

Moss} Yep, whatever her name is .

Jen} Look, I am not gonna tell her to do my work, she’s not my servant , anyway, the last time I asked her to help me, she attacked me with a shoe and called me a Chippy oik , I don’t want to relive that story .

Moss} Well , just go with it , .

 

Roy} You didn’t .

Moss} Ok, I did , but it’s all fine now .

Roy} This is not going on holiday , you should know that .

Moss} Anyway, I told that dracula woman to help her with the office work and bits and pieces , it’s all sorted .

Roy} Moss, you do know that, that woman is unstable, she threatened me , I swear to god, she has a shadow of a monster , she can’t be touching our stuff .

Moss} Well, you’d rather go with 1 thing over the other .

Update .

Moss and Roy never got to the Cotswolds to help Kurtan with his computer, Legend has it , they are still on their way down there .