My Hackney Diaries And This Country Mash Up

Kurtan} Ker, guess who’s coming to see us today ?.

Kerry} The Vicar ?.

Kurtan} No .

Kerry} Martin, my dad ?.

Kurtan} No .

Kerry} Uncle Nugget ?.

Kurtan} No Kerry, Uncle Nugget is still in prison .

Kerry} Then who’s coming then ?.

Kurtan} I don’t know, somebody called Joe and Hayley , do they ring a bell to you ?.

Kerry} Not the ones I know, no .

Kurtan} Well they are coming today, .

Kerry} Well I wonder on what they are like .

 

{ Knock on the door }

Kerry} Who is it, it’s probably them .

Joe And Hayley} Hey .

Kurtan} Hi, nice to meet you guys, I’m Kurtan , this is Kerry .

Kerry} Hello .

Hayley} So you live in this place, wow .

Kurtan} Yep, better believe it .

Joe} How do you guys even manage traveling down here ?, every time I come down these places , I get lost in the bushes .

Kurtan} Well, we are used to it here , .

Kerry} Well if you keep getting lost a lot, what vehicle did you come by ?.

Joe} Well we came by car , Hayley has a phobia of trains or anything with wheels , except for cars .

Hayley smacks Joe}

Hayley} Why the hell did you have to add that bit in ?.

Joe} Well we have to tell somebody, we can’t keep it as a secret our hole lives .

Kurtan} Hey whatever your name is, come and check out this song I found .

Joe} Ok .

[ Kurtan plays the song called Nessaja }

Kurtan starts dancing }

Joe} That song is shit .

Hayley} Oh shit, I think I’m gonna barf .

Kurtan} Oh come on, how can you not like that song, it’s the best .

Joe} Well, I have better taste then you .

Kurtan rolls his sleeves up }

Kurtan} Ok, we’ll see about that .

Hayley} Hey, stop it , will you ?.

Kerry} Hey, it’s such a nice day outside , why don’t we get some fresh air ?.

Kurtan} Yeah, I think that’s a good idea .

Mandy} Oiiiiiiiiii .

Kerry} Oh shit, it’s Mandy, quick hide .

Joe} Who is this ?.

Kurtan} Oh, this is Mandy, she is a local resident here .

{ Hayley makes the secret signal for a crazy person }

Joe} Hi, is that your dog then ?.

Mandy} Yeah .

Tyson , Mandy’s dog } Woof woof woof .

Mandy} Tyson shut the hell up .

Hayley} Geez this person’s nuts, I don’t I want to be with this person .

Joe} Woah, not’s so fast Hayley .

Kurtan} Oh look, Joy , I need to show you this really cool thing .

Joe} Ok .

Joe} Is this it ?.

Kurtan} Oh yeah, I found this rock and a boot , I thought that it looked like a hedgehog , pretty cool right ?.

Joe} Yeah , sort of, is this really what you do with your time ?.