Joe’s Lost Shoe Script

Hayley} Hey .

Joe} Hi .

Hayley} Joe, are you ok ?.

Joe} Yeah , I’m fine .

Hayley} Come on, there’s something .

Joe} There’s nothing wrong Hayley, it’s none of your buisiness , so bugger off .

Hayley} Come on Joe, what is it ?.

Joe} Sighs} Ok, can’t find my shoe .

Hayley} And, that’s it, I can’t believe you , Joe .

Joe} Maybe if your name is Joe, you’d care .

Hayley} Well, I just think that it’s stupid , stressing out over something completly tiny .

Joe} Well I think that you’re name is stupid .

Hayley} I have never heard so much controversy over a lost shoe .

Joe} What world are you in ?.

Hayley} I’ll try and find it for you , what kind of shoe is it ?, is it Adidas ?.

Joe} What ?, do you think I wear spats or something ?, of course it is Adidas .

Hayley} Well that’s the spirit .

Joe} Hayley, why do you think that this is a joke ?, I’m having a midlife crisis .

Hayley} Or perhaps , you should say Mid shoe crisis .

Joe stares at Hayley} It’s not funny , where do you think you are ?, the fun fair ?.

Hayley} Joe, why are you acting like the shoe is your friend ?.

Joe} Do you even know what shoes are ?.

Hayley} Yes, they are objects that go on your feet , they are not humans .

Joe} When have I ever said that shoes are humans ?.

Hayley} I know what you do , I hear you talking to them sometimes .

Joe} I don’t talk to them, how do you know that ?.

Hayley} Well, I have these , so called things called ears .

Joe} I don’t know what you are on  about, I never talk to shoes .

Hayley} Can you stop saying shoes ?.

Joe} All I want to do is find my shoe , I am not here to go over my problem of talking to a so called thing called a shoe .

Hayley} Look, why don’t we just go to the shop and buy a new pair of shoes to replace them ?.

Joe} What , do you think I’m loaded ?, I can’t even afford to buy a loaf of Hovis bread .

Hayley} Well, do you want to go through the problem of walking with one shoe , I don’t even know what your problem is .

Joe} The shoe is the problem , have you ever lost a shoe ever ?.

Hayley} Not like I even remember the last time I lost one .

Joe} Typical .

{ Picks up something}

Hayley} Oh look, what’s that ?.

Joe} Is that a shoe ?.

Hayley} No, it’s the filter for the hover , stupid  .

Joe} Oh forget it, we’ll never find it, might as well just walk around with a sock .

Hayley}  OMG, I think I found it .

Joe} really ?, show me .

Hayley } Behold{ Lifts up the shoe .

Joe} That’s it as well .

Hayley} Jesus, what shoe size are you ?.

Joe} I’m a size 1o, why do you ask ?.

Hayley} No reason, I just think that it’s quite a small size for a person like you .

Joe} You better shut up, or I’ll use it .

Hayley} Woah ok, calm down .

Joe} You are very lucky that this isn’t a boot .

Hayley} What does that mean ?.

Joe} I think you know what it means .

Hayley} I actually don’t .

Joe} Ok, this is a shoe but it’s not a boot , if it was a boot, it’ll knock the shit out of you .

Hayley} Oh ok , you literally sound like you are a member of the Mafia .

Joe} Ok, just keep it as that .

Hayley} Well at least everything’s back to normal that we’ve found your shoe .

Joe} Oh, that’s just the start of the story, you’ll need to find my sock now .

{ Zooms into Hayley’s face as she makes a weird face } .

End of script .