In The City Mocumentary Script, People

{ Everybody’s walking outside}

{Jason turns up out of nowhere}

Tucker} Is that Jason ?.

{ They walk up to him}

Tucker} Hi, Jason .

Jason} Hi, can I just have a chat with you guys , I promise I won’t waste any of your time .

Tucker} Yeah fine .

{ They walk in and sit down in his office}

Leroy} Why did you call us in ?.

Jason} Well, I just want to go over some problems with you .

Delsin} Omg, what problems, it’s like one after the other with you .

Jason} Just bare with me, so, there’s a person who’s looking to buy a house in the area , so I’d .

Tucker} A person, ay, who is it ?.

Jason} I don’t actually know, but I want you guys to meet her and welcome her .

Delsin} Why do we need to welcome her, she can welcome herself .

Leroy} Yeah, they don’t come, saying hello to us, so why should we do it to them ?.

Jason} Come on guys, don’t you want to make friends ?.

Delsin} Not really .

Jason} Why not ?.

Delsin} Friends don’t go , parking their car in your parking space, friends don’t do that .

Tucker} Yeah, I’m very happy with Leroy and Lawrence , no further information .

Leroy} Yeah, it’s too complicated, 3’s ok .

Jason} Why are you guys so ignorant ?.

Delsin} We are not ignorant, you probably like people because you were born in council centers .

Jason} I wasn’t born in a council center , it’s just a thing that you get used to .

Leroy} Hah, used to ?.

Tucker} Are you fooling around with us ?.

Jason} No , you guys should get engaged in it, you might like it .

Delsin} Oh no no no no no, it isn’t possible .

Leroy} Liking people is not a headline in my CV.

{ Jason looks out of the window and spots the person}

Tucker} Jason, why are you looking out of the window, are you paranoid ?.

Delsin} Is that the ice cream van, I want an ice cream, I love a bloody magnum .

Jason} No, the visitor’s here .

Tucker} Oh great, there’s gonna be a party, geez, he pisses me off so much { Says sarcastically}

Jason} Hello, this is the visitor, she’s thinking of moving here, this is Jess, Jess this is Delsin. { Introduces them to the visitor}

Delsin} Hello Jess .

Jason} And this is Leroy .

Leroy} Hey .

Jess} Hey .

Jason} And this is Tucker .

Jess} Hi .

Tucker} Hello .

Jason} Ok, so, do you want me to show you around ?.

Jess} Yes please .

{ Jess and Jason leave the office}

Delsin} Geez, when did meeting people get so vile ?.

Tucker} I know right .

Leroy} Geez, look at Jason, he looks like he’s about to piss himself, yeah, he’s shagging her, thought so, no surprise from Jason, he’s a bloody embarassment .

Delsin} Yeah .

{A few minutes later}

{Jason turns up }

Tucker} Oh hello, Jason, found your other half yet ?.

Jason} What are you talking about ?.

Leroy} You looked like you were about to piss yourself, do you usually do that around people ?.

Jason} No, don’t be silly, I weren’t pissing myself .

Tucker} Oh and I think that you fancy her .

Jason} That is absolute nonsense, I don’t fancy her, I’m already married .

Delsin} Ok, and what will your wife think about that ?.

Jason} Omg, { Face palms and leaves the room}

Delsin} He’s probably going to the toilet .

{ Meanwhile, Delsin, Tucker and Leroy are outside talking to Jason}

Jason} What the actual hell was that about ?.

Delsin} What was what about ?.

Jason} The house letting thing .

Delsin} Oh yeah, brushed up on that, haven’t you ?.

Jason} Bloody hell, what were you thinking, we were meeting new people and you’re standing there like she’s a virus, I mean, what was wrong with you ?.

Delsin} What was I supposed to do, stand there, saying, would you like to sing in this flipping karaoke machine, it’s not a circus party .

{ Delsin’s read}

” Jason’s like , ” Oh, lets all be happy families, only to actually notice that you can’t be one if you are with stupid house customers , he’s in a bloody dream land, and when he loses his marbles , it looks like a massive ticking bomb, he’s go red and , bang .

End of script .