In The City, Mocumentary Script, Look Who’s Back Again

{First scene, Tucker is walking around}

Tucker} Yeah, I don’t quite know on why Jason is ordering us to come in his office, the shit’s always unessary .

{ Next scene, everybody is in Jason’s office}

Delsin} What do you mean, you don’t know ?.

Jason} I don’t know why this even occurs to you, doing this isn’t the opposite of talking to a wall, have you even talked to anyone, before ?.

Delsin} Yes I have, I’ve talked to enough of them, they are brick walls without bricks and cement .

Jason} No, brick walls are a different ball game, I bet you haven’t even seen one in your life .

Delsin} I can’t win, can’t I ?.

Jason} Yeah you can’t, cause I’m always right, when you’re right, you are right, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong .

Delsin} Just give up, Jason, you are not gonna win this fight .

{ Then a person knocks on the door and comes in}

Jason} Who is it ?.

Person} Oh , sorry to interrupt, but, there’s somebody who wants to talk to you .

Jason} Ok, what does the person look like ?.

Person} Oh um, quite a wide, and a big chap , Massive leather jacket .

{Jason stands there getting lost in his thoughts and face palms}

Jason} Oh for god sake, it’s shake hands again, I’m not gonna go there, forget it, just tell him that I’m not here .

Person} Oh, you lot are shitters, man, I’ll go and do it, I’m not afraid to put that deadbeat in his place, I’m just gonna go up to him, { Imitates jab} ” And go up like that, bang, he’s on the floor, you don’t mess with me, you know what I’m saying ?, ok, see you in a bit .

{ Meanwhile, the person went out to answer the answering machine}

Person} Hello, is anyone there, oh for, there’s no one there .

Voice in the intercom} Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .

{Person puts the phone down and tries to run away}

{ Few minutes later, Jason walks out to see on what’s going on }

{Jason walks out and sees , the person on the floor, clutching his hand together}

Jason} Omg, what are you doing here ?.

Person} Broke my hand .

Jason} Oh bloody hell, did he shake your hand ?.

Person} Yeah .

Jason} Oh for god sake, where is he ?.

Person} I don’t know, how the hell am I supposed to know ?.

{Jason walks back into the office}

Tucker} Did you see on who the person was ?.

Jason} Yes I did .

Tucker} Who is it ?.

Jason} It’s Shake hands, he’s back .

Delsin} Oh for god sake .

Jason} Ok guys, just get any weapon you can find .

Tucker} Will a base ball bat do ?.

Jason} Yes it will, just come on, follow me .

{ Then the office phone rings again}

Jason} Oh for, who’s that now ?.

{ Then he goes to answer it}

Jason} Hello .

{ The voice in the intercom} Shaaaaaaakkke hands !!!!! .

{Jason runs around panicking and smashes the phone on the table}

{ Meanwhile, Leroy, Tucker and Delsin are still in the office}

Tucker} Bloody hell, Jason’s taking well long, ain’t he, I’m gonna go and check .

{ Tucker runs out to find Jason}

Tucker} Jason, what the hell ?.

{Jason is jamming his face in the door} ” It’s bloody shake hands, .

Tucker} What did he say ?.

Jason} ” Shake hands”.

Tucker} No not that, I mean like, did he tell you anything, that caused you to jam your head in a door ?.

Jason} No, Tucker, what else is he gonna say ?, the man doesn’t know anything else .

{ Then suddenly the guy shows up in the corridor}

{Then Tucker and Jason spots him}

{They start screaming} ” Ahhhhhhhhh, go go go .

The guy} Shake hands !!!!1 .

Tucker} Ahhhhhhh, shit, shut the door, you idiot . { Then he pushes him against the wall and jabs his fingers in Jason’s face}

{ Then they lean and hide against a wall}

Jason} Don’t bloody let him in .

Tucker} I’m not letting him in, you want to end up with a crushed hand, for the rest of your life , huh, I bet you don’t .

Jason} For god sake . { Then he accidently nudges the door}, and the guy hears it and walks}

{ Then Tucker and Jason freeze for 2 seconds}

Tucker} Oh no .

{ Then it follows with them running for their lives}

Tucker} Ahhhhhh, why did you have to do that ?.

Jason} I don’t bloody know, my hands, innit .

{ Then Delsin and Leroy spots them outside}

Leroy} Hah hah hah hah, omg, guys what the hell ?.

Tucker} What the heck, Leroy, what are you still doing up there ?.

Leroy} No, what are you guys doing there, that’s the question .

Jason} Bloody, shake hands, innit, bloody locked us out .

{ Delsin starts laughing his head off}

Tucker} Why are you laughing ?, don’t you know on what it’s like to be chased by Shake Hands ?.

Jason} Yeah, he turned up in the corridor, bloody vanishing heads .

Delsin} You guys are nuts, man .

Tucker} Hah, you’re saying that, now .

Leroy} Don’t you guys want me to let you in ?.

Jason} Yes, of course we do .

Leroy} Yeah ok .

Jason} Well, aren’t you gonna let us in ?.

Leroy} No, you’re alone on that one .

Jason} Oh for goodness sake .

Tucker} Well, I’m probably gonna head off .

Jason} Woah woah, where are you going ?.

Tucker} Home, innit ?, can’t stay here all day .

Jason} No, come back, Tucker, bloody hell .

{ Then he turns around}

{The guy turns up} ” Shake hands ” .

Jason} Ahhhhhhhhh .

{ Jason’s read}

” Can somebody just help me, help me please ” , bloody shit, isn’t it, what luck .

{ Then he runs away} ” Mentalist ” .

End of mocumentary script