In The City Mocumentary Script 3, Going Around In Circles

{ First scene, everybody’s walking around}

{Tucker’s read}

” So much happened when you were gone, god, where do I start ?, um, we had a goat race , a bit of a waste of time, just watching goats run the shit out of themselves, they weren’t even running, they were head butting each other, if you watched it, it would probably scar you, I’d prefer that if you didn’t watch it, though .

{ Everybody is now in Jason’s office}

Jason} Ok everybody, I need to talk to you about a few things .

Delsin} Yeah, why do you need us ?.

Jason} Well it could be anything , really, do you guys have anything that you need to go over ?.

Tucker} What do you mean ?.

Jason} Well, is anything bothering you ?.

Tucker} Well, yes, I lost my shoe .

Delsin} Omg, you call that news ?, I have something that is bothering me .

Jason} Ok, what is it ?.

Delsin} Tucker stole my bloody Karate Kid DVD .

Tucker} I didn’t steal it .

Delsin} Yes you did, kindly give it back to me , now or I will shit in your mouth .

Tucker} I don’t have your Karate Kid DVD, ok .

Delsin} Yes you do, can you please tell me where it is ?.

Leroy} What is The Karate Kid ?.

Delsin} Oh shut up, how can you not know on what it is ?.

Jason} Guys, calm down, Tucker, did you steal it ?.

Tucker} Of course I didn’t, I have my own at home .

Leroy} Why don’t you just watch it on Netflix ?.

Delsin} Omg, Netflix, , if you start telling me what Netflix is , Yeah, I’m gonna make the DVD fly in the air and whack you in the face . { Leaves the room}

Jason} Right .

{ Meanwhile, Delsin is running in the field in the park}

{Delsin’s read}

This is why I don’t let people borrow my belongings for a day, by the time it’s in their hands, the thing is shriveled, and it’ll never come back , then it melts and turns into a plop of shit , another thing bites the dust .

{ Meanwhile, Delsin is in Jason’s office again}

Delsin} I am proper raging, I can’t even tell you .

Jason} Well, can’t you buy another one ?.

Delsin} No, it doesn’t work that way, its the principal .

Jason} Does the DVD mean a lot to you ?.

Delsin} That’s a dumb question, of course it does .

Jason} Well, did you talk to Tucker about it ?.

Delsin} Of course I did, he doesn’t give a shit .

Jason} Well, how about if I call Tucker in, and I’ll talk to him about it .

Delsin} You can do that, but it won’t change anything .

{ Tucker walks into the office}

Tucker} Hello, did anybody call me to come in here ?.

Delsin} Yes, of course , we did , you piece of crap .

Jason} Delsin, let him talk for himself .

Tucker} Look, why did you even call me in here ?.

Jason} Well, I would like you guys to have a chat .

Tucker} Hah, what’s the chat about ?.

Delsin} It’s about the DVD that you stole from me .

Tucker} I did not steal it, why do you keep bringing this up ?.

Delsin} As far as I know, mate, you stole it , ok .

Tucker} I didn’t steal it .

Delsin} Right, so force exists ?.

Tucker} What the, no, that’s not how the force works .

Jason} Sorry to interrupt, but do you remember on where you last saw the DVD ?.

Delsin} Yes, it was up his ass .

Jason} Delsin, I’m after a more honest answer .

Delsin} Well, you know what, you are not getting one, { Starts ripping up a piece of paper} ” Boooom, I’m out of here .

{ Meanwhile, Tucker is taking a walk in a park}

Tucker’s read

” Watching Delsin have a mental breakdown is like watching piece of popcorn pop, or watching a wild boar going ape shit , if you need to watch a person losing their marbles, Lawrence is the person for you .

{ Meanwhile, Delsin is kicking a tree}

{Delsin’s read}

I don’t even give a shit if I lose something, but if anything happens like that again, I’d always remember to write a note on it , like it would say, ” take your oily, greedy, stinking hands off of my stuff , back the heck up ” .

{Meanwhile, Leroy is taking a walk around a lake}

Leroy’s read

I’m gonna tell you a very interesting fact, so if you are wondering why your reflection turns up in the lake, is that they put aliminium , it’s the same material that they use to make mirrors with, so yeah, a lot of people actually get wound up because their reflection never goes, they just say ” go away , stop following me ” , little do they know, is that it can’t go , it’s science .

{Meanwhile, Delsin is making marks on the floor with a twig }

{Delsin’s read}

” So, I have made a little chart on the floor, so when ever I think about the DVD, I draw a line, the chart’s almost finished , sadly .

{ Delsin’s read again}

So yeah, I have had another talk with Tucker, he said that he’s gonna give it back to me on Tuesday, see, there’s always a light at the tunnel , don’t know why it couldn’t happen earlier, though .

End of script .