In The City, Jason Hendrix’s Guide To Being A Successful Councillor

Hi there, this is Jason Hendrix, and I’m a councillor in The Hackney Council . My job is really difficult because I have to deal with the mental health of young residents in the borough and half of the population of pensioners and youngsters may be too out of my league and it can lead to me giving up . I had to deal with Tucker, Delsin and Leroy, they are very interesting, maybe a bit to interesting if I’m honest and it’s really hard to come to terms with their attitudes. Delsin acts like a smart ass, he tries to prove me wrong , and I try to teach him certain values of life but he doesn’t get it at all . Tucker is the main boy of the group, he comes across different then all the others do, but if you think about it, he’s not different, he’s the exact same . Delsin is a legitimate phycopath, once, I found him in the toilet cubical in my office, hitting the toilet seat with a pick axe, and I have called a therapist to come and have a session with him, but Delsin just flipped and stormed out of the room screaming ” Jokers, bloody jokers ” and he kept telling me that he is Ronnie Pickering, I don’t know what to do, honestly, I just want to punch a brick wall .  And lastly, Leroy, Leroy is really quiet, he’s just that boy in the corner, pretending that nothing is happening, I can’t blame him, to be honest . I feel like you guys can benefit off of some of these tips, so this is my guide to being a successful councillor .

1.  If there is an argument and it’s getting out of hand, just walk out of the room, the people having the debate with shut up .
2.  Don’t keep a folder or a binder on your desk, Delsin thought that it was a magic carpet , and it didn’t have a good ending, so don’t do it .
3.  Always keep your windows closed, cause once, a cat flew in, and the boys tried to hold hostage, so always keep them closed at all times .
4.  Don’t give a mental person loo roll, I gave some to Delsin, he thought it was velvet, and he threw it in the air and it was aimed at me, and it flew in my face, bad idea .
5.  Don’t have karaoke nights in your office, your friends will try to deafen each other, once they find out that you have a microphone, they will go completely insane .