High School Diaries, Locked Out Script

Sarah] Hey guys.

Everybody} Hey

Daryl} Hey.

Jade} Crap, what was that ?.

Jane} I don’t know, I’ll go and check, I hate to say this but we are locked out.

Daryl} What ?, we can’t be.

Marcus} Who the hell left the door open, Daryl, was it you ?.

Daryl} What no? , ok it was, sorry.

Jade} Come on Daryl, wake up, surely you know how to close the door when you come in.

Daryl} Yeah, I know.

Jade] Ok well I guess we’ll have to stay outside.

Marcus} Omg, I can’t stay outside for that long, what if I get hipethermia ?.

Jane} You won’t, unless you have a coat.

Marcus} I don’t have a coat.

Jane} Did anybody bring any food ?, cause if we don’t , I swear we will die.

Sarah} We didn’t.

Jane} Great, we’ll die then.

Marcus} Surely there is something that we can eat.

Jade} Yeah, lets hear one of your amazing survival skills, like eating bark off of trees, No thanks.

Marcus} What the hell are you talking about ?, I don’t eat tree bark, unless you wanna turn into a tree yourself.

Jade} Guys can we please just shut up?, just the thought of eating tree bark is making feel sick in the stomach.

Few minutes later.

Jane} Who wants to hear a story ?.

Marcus} Oh please Jane, stop it with all of the circus crap.

Jade} I just totally forgot what it is like to stand up.

Daryl} Are you kidding me ?, I forgot what food tastes like.

Sarah} It is so cold, I wish we had like a campfire.

Jane} Seriously ?, a campfire on the patio, that is impossible.

Jade} We should play a game.

Daryl} What ?, on how to survive in the cold temperatures , I’m out.

Sarah} If only I could get out of this war and get some food.

Jane} Don’t say that word.

Marcus} I could just imagine like a burger with double layered cheese.

Jane } Oh, not you aswell, don’t even think about naming foods, it is making me feel drowsy.

Jade} Does anybody wanna sing with me ?.

Sarah} No, I’m sorry if I breathe in the air, I am literally gonna faint.

Jade} Daryl, if you closed the door, we wouldn’t of been in this mess.

Daryl} Yeah ok, what about that time when you locked yourself in the bathroom?, I wasn’t there.

Jade} Yeah, but you are here now, not gonna think about the past.

Sarah} Can we please not argue?, we are not in the mood.

Jane}  Jade, Why are you in a bad mood ?.

Daryl} Because she is crazy.

Jane} Please, let Jade talk.

Jade} Because I am bloody hungry and thirsty, I am drinking raindrops here.

Jane} So what ?, we are gonna stay here all night without food then, what are we gonna do then ?, we don’t have a magic picnic basket, we can’t magic anything out of it, Just like Ben And Holly’s Little Kindom, we are not in fantasy.

Jade} Wish we did, that is all I need right now.

Jade} Daryl, how the hell did you know that I locked myself in the bathroom ?.

Jade} Great, everyone is asleep.

End of script.