What We Do In Our Free Time

Over the last couple of weeks we haven’t been doing anything but doing a few tweaks around the house, here are some of the things we have doing to pass the time. 1 of the things I do… Read More

Words Of Wisdom About Hayley By Joe And Hayley About Joe

I swear , Hayley is one of those people that have jumped straight out of a horror, thriller movie, She creeps me out, I swear I have nightmares and I can’t sleep at night, because I am frightened… Read More

Joe’s Impressions On Their New Neighbours

My first impressions on the new neighbours are that they stink, I  hate them, they stared at us in weird ways and they looked suspicious too. They also refused to take the cups of tea that we offered… Read More

All On The Streets With Joe And Hayley

Every time we go for a walk on the streets, we witness some weird things. Once when I went on a evening stroll around the block , I noticed a fox in the bush screaming like a girl… Read More

The British Take Off

Sending Hayley on the Great British Bake off was by far one of the biggest mistakes ever. I knew Hayley was a very violent person, everybody wasn’t ready for her, she started off ok then it sort of… Read More

Memoirs Of Joe

This follows my Character Joe’s memoirs of his daily life, I hope you enjoy. At 3” 65 , I saw Hayley wandering around on the streets and she said she went out for a walk but I was… Read More

Joe On Getting Lost In Public Places

Getting lost is one of the most awkward subjects ever, and it has happened to me many times. It would not be possible if it didn’t . There’s this route I take coming home from the gym and… Read More

Kitchen Nightmares With Joe and Hayley

My biggest regret is letting Hayley step foot into the kitchen, anything can go wrong. Once Hayley wanted to cook dinner for us both, I thought that it was rather generous of her, but really I read between… Read More

Fashion talk with Joe And Hayley

We wear a lot of fashion, well not really , we only own a t shirt , a pair of shoes, and some trousers, doesn’t really count. I think Hayley’s fashion taste is horrendous , let me tell… Read More

Joe’s Talk On Hayley’s Self Control

Hayley has no self control whatsoever , I bet she doesn’t even know what it is. Whenever she gets angry she attacks me or the furniture in the house, but I am not a punching bag and neither… Read More