Advice For Friends And Warnings About Hayley With Joe

If Hayley comes over to your house for a sleepover, beware of her sleepwalking and she also has night terrors, she can throw pillows, she has a great straight punch, and it is very powerful too, trust me , I have seen it for myself, it is not pretty, so watch out of that. She has a lot of mental breakdowns , and she’ll punch or kick you for no reason, if you don’t like getting punched, too bad, just kidding, just try to move away and block them, black eyes and bruises are very annoying. Lock every door, except for the bathroom door, of course, otherwise she would shit on the floor, I’d rather you don’t go there, and don’t come knocking on my door, and delivering it  through my door to my home, if you do, you’ll be dead.

Good luck.

By the way, don’t come knocking on my door, find a nearby dustbin or something that is not my house, if you can’t , you are a lazy git and you should get off of your ass imediately , if not go away, don’t even bother to accept my help.