A Whole New Script, Shop Assistant Gets Badgered By Customer Who Is Not Content With His Life

Hi guys, hope you’re all doing well. I’ve got something very special in store for you guys today. I just wrote a new script . It’s about this guy, his name is Jack and he’s working in this shop and he keeps getting badgered by this disgruntled, fed up man, his name is Simon and he is someone who is unsatisfied with his life after a very disappointing day at work . I think it’s really funny. You can just see Jack slowly going mad .I think we all know a Simon in our lives . I wrote this yesterday, It’s quite short but it’s really affective and funny . I hope you enjoy it .

{Warning, this script contains strong language and adult humor}

Simon} Oh for goodness sake, this is bloody rubbish !!!. Look, I apologize, I’ve just had a very rough day today .

Jack} Oh really ?, oh alright then . We’ve all been there .

Simon} Yeah no, it’s my boss, you see ?. He’s a tight git. He just wouldn’t give me my pay check. I’ve been working day and night, working my fingers to the bone and he still won’t give me my money. Hah, that tight git. I’ll show him, I’m gonna show him what’s worth .

Jack} Uh sorry. I’m just a bit busy at the moment. Would it be alright if we could catch up later ?.

Simon} Yeah no, not at all, do continue. After all, someone needs to run this shop. Oh well, I’m off, see you later, alright ?.

Jack} Right see ya . { Simon walks off}

{ A few minutes later, he walks up to Jack and starts talking again}

Simon} Hah, that tight git. I can’t believe he did that. Why can’t he just give me my money up front ?. I have to run the bloody extra mile for that shit. I mean, who does he think he is, Vincent Pugwash ?. The game is on. Nah, you know what, the game isn’t on. There was never a game in the first place. Man’s lost the plot. ” The game is on ”, yeah, I’ll show you bloody game .

Jack} Ughhhhh .

{ End of act 1}

{ Act 2} { Jack is having a discussion with Simon before he loses his mind}

Jack} Look, man, you’ve really gotta stop interrupting me at work. Can you see that I’m doing some serious shit right now ?.

Simon} Did I know that you were doing some serious shit ?, no I didn’t know, of course I didn’t bloody know. What was I doing anyway ?, I can’t really remember . It’s all been a blur, if I’m honest with you .

Jack} Oh come on, Simon, you should know this .

Simon} I know but what was it though ?.

Jack} You were having a rant. You were going on about how your boss wouldn’t pay you .

Simon} Oh yeah, that’s it, yeah, he really pissed me off .

Jack} Yeah and you’ve been going on about it for hours .

Simon} Yeah. And rightly so .

Jack} You’ve been driving me up the wall .

Simon} Yeah well, it’s not my fault my boss is a parasite .

Jack} Look, is he really that bad ?. I have a feeling that you’re over exaggerating. He can’t be that bad .

Simon} Oh, you don’t know the half of it. I see my boss on a daily basis, I know what he’s like.

Jack} Why won’t he pay you though ?. I don’t get it .

Simon} It’s because he’s tight git !!!! .

{ Then suddenly, Jack’s boss calls him}

The boss} Oi Jack, you have to give me a hand, some crack head has made a mess in aisle five. I’m gonna need you to get here as quick as possible, please .

Jack} Oh alright, I’ll be there in a second. { He turns around and looks at Simon} ” Look man, I need to get a move on. We’ll talk some other time .

Simon} Ok. See you .

{ A few minutes later, he suddenly appears once again}

Simon} Why hello there, Jack. I’ve got some news. I had a chat with my boss. Unfortunatly, he’s still a tight git .

Jack} Ughhhh .

{End of act 2, straight onto act 3}

Jack} Simon, you bloody. Can’t you see that I’m working ?. You’re still going on about your boss. It’s driving me mad. We need to do something about this .

Simon} You can do something about it, I’m doing nothing.

Jack} What do you mean, ” I’m doing nothing ”, you’re the one who did this to yourself. I’m just trying to work like a normal human being. Yeah, like work isn’t stressful enough already.

Simon} Well. At least you get paid. I get payed shit . Absolutely nothing .

Jack} That’s an underestimation .

Simon} Well go on then, how much do you get paid for doing your job ?.

Jack} Oh come on, Simon, don’t do this to yourself. Talking about money isn’t gonna solve anything. It’s just gonna make the whole thing even worse .

Simon} Oh it’s fine, don’t worry about it, I’ve already been through the worst of it, How much does your boss pay you ?.

Jack} About 40 quid, I’d say. Something like that.

Simon} 40 quid ?. I was expecting more from a job like this .

Jack} Well no not really, you get two pounds an hour .

Simon} Oh ok .

Jack} There you go, We’re both underpaid. Do you feel better now ?. Do you feel better to know that you’re not the only one who is underpaid ?.

Simon} Yeah I do .

Jack} Well ok cool. Let’s just pretend that we didn’t even have this conversation .

Simon} Yeah, that tight git .

Jack} Ughhhhh .

End of script}